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Weekend Update: Stefon on St. Patrick’s Day – SNL

October 10, 2019


>>>TODAY IS ST. PATRICK’S DAY,
THAT WAS A GREAT TRANSITION. WHICH MEANS MILLIONS OF TOURISTS
HAVE COME TO THE BIG APPLE FOR THE PARADE AND MAY NEED SOME
TIPS ON WHAT TO CHECK OUT. HERE WITH SOME IDEAS IS OUR
“WEEKEND UPDATE” CITY CORRESPONDENT STEFON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>HI.
>>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US, STEFON.
>>CONNER, PERCY. IT’S NICE TO BE HERE.
>>THANK YOU, STEFON. SO THE PARADE IS OVER, I BET A
LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR A HANGOUT.
ARE THERE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR THEM?
>>YES. IF YOU’RE DRUNK IN MIDTOWN EAST
DOING CHEAP COKE OFF YOUR LAUNDRY CART, I HAVE JUST THE
PLACE FOR YOU. NEW YORK’S HOTTEST CLUB IS
GADDUSH. INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS.
THIS FORMER CVS WHICH BECAME A CHASE BANK AND THEN BECAME A CVS
AGAIN, FINALLY ANSWERED THE QUESTION ABOUT THE TROUBLING
FEEL. LIKE WHEN LARRY KING WOULD PLAY
HIMSELF IN A MOVIE. THIS PLACE HAS EVERYTHING.
DEATH SETS, KEY FOBS, KALE CHIPS.
ROMAN J. ISRAEL ESQUIRE. PLUS YOU CAN PLAY EVERYONE’S
FAVORITE PARTY GAME, THE STRANGER.
>>WHAT’S THE STRANGER?>>DO YOU KNOW THAT BILLY JOEL
SONG “THE STRANGER?”>>YEAH.
>>WELL, IT’S WHEN YOU SIT ON BILLY JOEL’S HAND UNTIL IT’S
NUMB AND THEN YOU RUB YOURSELF WITH IT.
>>WAIT. WAIT, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE
NUMB?>>SO YOU CAN PRETEND THAT IT’S
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN’S HAND.>>OKAY.
>>ALL RIGHT, STEFON, LET’S GET BACK ON TRACK.
I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE IN TOWN FOR ST. PATRICK’S DAY MIGHT BE
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING MORE DIFFERENT.
>>YEAH, SOMETHING MORE IRISH THEMED.
>>YES, YES, YES, YES, YES.>>MOONLIGHT, LA LA LAND.
[ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU’RE IRISH OR JUST WHITE
AND VIOLENT, I HAVE THE SAINT PATTY’S PLACE FOR YOU.
NEW YORK’S HOTTEST IRISH CLUB IS OFF TO CHURCH, MOTHER.
LOCATED IN THE CLOGGED HEART OF THE BRONX AT THE CORNER OF
3,000 STREET AND GARY MARSHALL MEMORIAL DRIVE.
THIS GANG RIDDEN SKATEBOARD PARK WAS THE CEREMONY SPOT FOR VERN
TROYER’S 2004 WEDDING. THIS PLACE HAS EVERYTHING.
PEEPS, TED TALKS, ROMAN J. ISRAEL ESQUIRE.
AND BE SURE HIT TO FLOOR AND DANCE A JIG WITH IRELAND’S
HOTTEST FARRAKHANS.>>WAIT, LOUIS FARRAKHAN IS AT
THIS CLUB?>>NO, FARRAH KHANS.
HELP RAH KAHNS THAT LOOK LIKE FARAH FAWCETT.
BUT ALSO YES, LOUIS FARRAKHAN WILL BE THERE.
>>OKAY. STEFON, STEFON.
>>PLEASE, PLEASE, CALL ME BY YOUR NAME.
>>OKAY, COLIN. TELL US THAT ONE PLACE THAT
ORDINARY TOURISTS MIGHT ENJOY, PLEASE.
>>YES, YES, YES, YES, YES. IF YOU’RE ORDINARY, AND YOU LOVE
SEIZURE INDUCING MALAYSIAN MUSIC, I HAVE JUST THE PLACE FOR
YOU. NEW YORK’S HOTTEST CLUB IS STAND
CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS, PLEASE.
BUILT IN THE UPSIDE DOWN WORLD, THIS HAUNTED HOSPICE WAS CLOSED
WHEN INSPECTORS FOUND A SEXY FORM OF ASBESTOS THAT COULD
CAUSE DISEASE.>>NOW WHAT DISEASE DO YOU GET
FROM SEXY ASBESTOS.>>ME SO HORNYOMA.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THIS PLACE HAS EVERYTHING.
YOUNG POPES, OLD POPES, ROMAN J. ISRAEL ESQUIRE.
AVOID THE DANCE FLOOR ON WEDNESDAYS, WHEN A DOZEN HOT
DACHSHUNDS AND CORGI’S GET IN FREE.
THEY CALL IT LONG AND LOW NIGHT. I DON’T TRUST ANY DOG WHOSE
STOMACH TOUCHES THE GROUND. PLUS, YOU CAN PARTY IN THE VIP
ROOM, WITH A GROUP OF HUMAN SQUATTY POTTIES.
>>WHAT IS A HUMAN SQUATTY POTTY?
>>IT’S THAT THING THAT — YOU KNOW WHAT, IT’S A NEW ERA, AND I
DON’T WANT TO SAY A WORD THAT MAY BE INSENSITIVE.
MAY I CONSULT MY LAWYER QUICKLY?>>SURE.
>>GREAT HE’S AN ATTORNEY AND A CONCEPT TULLE ARTIST NAMED SHY.
SHY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>HI. HI, SHY.
>>HELLO, GENTLEMAN, HOW ARE YOU?
>>SHY, FOR PEOPLE — DO PEOPLE STILL USE THIS WORD?
THANK YOU, SHY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>HUMAN SQUATTY POTTIES, IT’S THAT THING OF WHEN YOU SIT ON
THE TOILET AND TO HAVE GOOD POSTURE, TWO LITTLE PEOPLE
CROUCH ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR AND YOU PUT YOUR FEET ON THEIR
HEADS.>>OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
>>I’M REALLY GLAD YOU MADE SURE TO MAKE THAT SOUND MORE
SENSITIVE.>>ON THAT NOTE, LET’S TAKE A
CLOSER LOOK AT POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.
>>WAIT? ISN’T “A CLOSER LOOK” SETH’S
THING THAT HE DOES?>>OH, SETH AND I ARE VERSATILE.
SOME NIGHTS I DO IT AND HE’S UNDER THE DESK.
>>STEFON EVERYONE.>>JILL STEIN, 2020.
>>FOR “WEEKEND UPDATE,” I’M MICHAEL CHE.
>>I’M COLIN JOST, GOOD NIGH

100 Comments

  • Reply Ninkira July 29, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    Did a Stefon binge and finally got here, its super funny to see lanky Bill Hader and then suddenly hes massive in comparison

  • Reply jasmine garzon July 30, 2019 at 3:05 am

    With the amount of views this has you think it would be funny.

  • Reply Megan Hansel July 30, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    "please. call me by your name"

  • Reply Nic Flix August 5, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    Corgys

  • Reply EbbtideCheque August 7, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    Omg. Love when he breaks at the new jokes 🤣❤️

  • Reply Milica * August 9, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    Jecooooo

  • Reply Hannah Smith August 11, 2019 at 5:00 am

    shoutout to the woman who gasped and thought seth meyers was about to show up

  • Reply ChiKeytatiOon August 11, 2019 at 9:25 am

    When Colin said his own name…

    I do believe I'm getting the vapors.

  • Reply They call me Nugget August 11, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    Stefon Meyers 2020

  • Reply Discourse Daisy August 15, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    “Two ‘little people”

    OMFG is this where the midget stand-up joke comes from?? “I couldn’t use the word midget in a sketch because the producers said it would cause a protest of little people outside the building: he said that midget is as bad as the N word”

  • Reply Piper August 17, 2019 at 4:32 am

    Love the reference to John Mulaney’s old “midget is the most offensive word” bit!

  • Reply main3rror August 18, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    Taking away Bill Hader's joy when saying "midgets" is everything that's wrong with the world right now.

  • Reply In-N-Out August 19, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    He sounds like Lana Wachowski

  • Reply John Bailey August 23, 2019 at 4:45 am

    That dude is crazy funny

  • Reply John Bailey August 23, 2019 at 4:48 am

    Bill header really is a top ten comic and impressionsist, guy is soooo good

  • Reply Ems B. August 23, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    I just rewatched this again, & at the end Colin & Michael check under the table for Seth 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply David Pacheco August 25, 2019 at 4:32 am

    Stefon is one of the best charscters on SNL and Bill Hader is great being him 😂😂😂

  • Reply pirkkala August 25, 2019 at 7:30 am

    Once you know what John whispers you can actually hear it pretty clear

  • Reply Tyler Smith August 26, 2019 at 3:29 am

    John whispered a joke to Bill and I have to know what that joke was

  • Reply Philip Kay August 26, 2019 at 6:09 am

    u know u made it when Bill Hader starts cracking up the moment you speak hehehe

  • Reply erika vaiga August 27, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    I'm in love with Stephon's shoulders

  • Reply Drake D August 29, 2019 at 7:19 am

    I love the fact that Mulaneys writing style is so obvious. They way he builds his jokes and continues them is so distinctive.

  • Reply english iranian August 30, 2019 at 3:46 am

    5:01 that womans laught

  • Reply Linny Crocus August 31, 2019 at 1:59 am

    I love that the audience started going crazy before Colin even got the name "Stefon" out.

    Bill is a legend. <3

  • Reply flowers321 September 4, 2019 at 12:58 am

    Carol Burnett would be proud of this! 😀 Love how Mullaney's jokes are making even Hader crack up LOL 🙂

  • Reply Janie Roberson September 6, 2019 at 4:35 am

    I flailed when they referenced call me by your name.

  • Reply Jon Dunmore September 7, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    Hey hey hey, they can't ALL be New York's HOTTEST club.

  • Reply Jon Dunmore September 7, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    5:42 — You can hear Mulaney say something obviously off-script to make Bill corpse some more… He starts whispering with, "My girlfriend…."

  • Reply Elizabeth Lopez September 8, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    💀💀

  • Reply Gregory Keith September 9, 2019 at 12:19 am

    This is stupendously funny. who says SNL isn't funnier? It's getting BETTER AND FUNNIER!

  • Reply Lazarussoul 82 September 12, 2019 at 1:23 am

    …..I don’t trust any dog that’s stomach touches the ground..

  • Reply tom tom September 13, 2019 at 12:01 am

    I often wonder if Stefon was totally gay pretending to be straight!

  • Reply WaywardBrigand September 13, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    John Mulaney can break people by literally just greeting them.

  • Reply Brody September 13, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    Wow this just… isn’t funny.

  • Reply Fly648 AJ September 13, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    anyone else randomly watching the Stefan series?

  • Reply Arcordia September 14, 2019 at 12:21 am

    Why is everyone losing it?
    This isn't funny at all. Especially the parts where they're not making jokes.

  • Reply Bendersnitch Crumblybiscuit September 14, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Stefon was such an iconic character

  • Reply cece i September 14, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    John said something about his girlfriend

  • Reply mizztotal September 15, 2019 at 2:04 am

    Roman J. Israel, ESQ. I don't even know why that's so funny. But it's so funny.

  • Reply fastcarlady September 15, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    "thank you shy" i DIED

  • Reply Deacon vlogs September 15, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    Oh wow this ties into mulayney standup

  • Reply ally September 16, 2019 at 3:18 am

    has bill hader ever stayed in character a day in his life lmaoo

  • Reply Paige Brady September 17, 2019 at 5:07 am

    4:42 no one is going to point out that the adorable Bill Hader pronounces corgis as “core-jeez”

  • Reply Aaron Ross September 17, 2019 at 10:33 am

    This bitch just say “Corgis” like “Corjees”????????

  • Reply Jack Barger September 17, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    “Moonlight, Lala Land”

  • Reply 43Aquaman September 17, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    what does bill say at the end when the audience is clapping?

  • Reply STLCODPS3123 September 18, 2019 at 12:26 am

    I'm white and violent, but also have Irish heritage, so makes sense i guess

  • Reply Evan McGuire September 18, 2019 at 3:44 am

    RIP Verne Troyer

  • Reply Thomas Cawood September 18, 2019 at 4:48 am

    I was not familiar with John Mulaney before I started binge watching the Stefon sketches. I just never watch SNL that often. So, when I first saw this sketch a few weeks ago, I honestly thought Shy was played by singer Nate Ruess. Does anyone else see the resemblance between the two?

  • Reply Emily Harfst September 18, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    call me by your name

  • Reply Robin Bokhari September 19, 2019 at 6:34 am

    I can’t quite figure it, but Bill Hader is sooo HOT!!!!

  • Reply Anandi Ganguly September 19, 2019 at 7:09 am

    John Mulaney loves to Kill Bill. Also I don't like that Stefon flirted with Colin. YOU BELONG WITH SETH OK. and the saint Patrick day's theme reminded me of "Kiss me I'm irish" "well if you insist"

  • Reply Jess_K September 20, 2019 at 2:26 am

    hahahaha at 4:54 when bill is literally like ???um

  • Reply Amber Park September 20, 2019 at 7:25 am

    I hope there is someone who gets the midget reference from John Mulaneys new in town

  • Reply BoiledKettles September 21, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    I just watch Stephon to see Bill break character

  • Reply Stitchy33 September 22, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    John Mulaney is a god damn mother f*ing genius.

  • Reply Anna R September 23, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    John: "Hello, gentlemen, how are you?"
    Everyone, including Bill: laughs

  • Reply Winston Ross September 24, 2019 at 1:41 am

    "It ain't too many me's, rest in peace to Verne Troyer"

  • Reply Suzanne Reilman September 24, 2019 at 3:49 am

    ….stefon is EVERYZthing…!!!

  • Reply Adriana Khoo September 24, 2019 at 8:16 am

    so im from malaysia and they didnt make this available so i turned on vpn to watch it and its cuz they used it in a joke lolol

  • Reply Rachel Karr September 24, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    I just love watching Bill struggle to stay in character because of those hot jokes

  • Reply noah14 September 25, 2019 at 8:15 am

    wait so the stefon’s farewell wasn’t his actual farewell??? because this is was made in 2018 right?

  • Reply Raquel Lopez September 27, 2019 at 7:25 am

    Wait, if John doesn’t work on SNL anymore, who wrote the jokes for this Stefon sketch? They did a wonderful job at making it seem like it was written by the same guy.

  • Reply macattack423 September 27, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    "Moonlight, La La Land" I DIED

  • Reply Surigen 12 September 27, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    Stefon gigs gotta be the funniest SNL skits EVER!

  • Reply Cant Contain Ram September 28, 2019 at 11:41 am

    This skit is literally designed to make any person break character! I love it

  • Reply Frank Truslow September 28, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    Absolutely hilarious!!

  • Reply Nick Andrews September 28, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    Is this the skit he was talking about when he said he couldn't use the word midget?

  • Reply jerry janik September 28, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    Bill Hader is the new Phil Hartman and that's awesome and Stefan
    Fun is awesome

  • Reply Steven Land September 29, 2019 at 2:29 am

    If you didn’t know, John Mulaney actually whispered something to Bill to purposely have him break character.

  • Reply abby rose September 29, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    god i love bill hader

  • Reply Artsy Maxsy September 30, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    Wait a second John Mulaney had a joke about using the word midget on TV, And how some person wouldn’t let him. DUN DUN

  • Reply Chocolate Cake September 30, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    I would watch an hour of just stefon

  • Reply JediNxf7 October 2, 2019 at 4:15 am

    omg vern Troyer's 2004 wedding. Leprechauns… he's just saying everything except midgets

  • Reply Reddie Is real October 2, 2019 at 4:15 am

    Bill is legit my dad I fucking love him

  • Reply highjay October 2, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    YESYESYESYESYES

  • Reply winkie3331 October 3, 2019 at 2:20 am

    "Moonlight, La La Land, both were great,"

  • Reply heyitsmaria October 4, 2019 at 12:49 am

    this is why i want to marry Bill Hader 🥰

  • Reply Get Bready To Die October 4, 2019 at 11:54 am

    IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO FUNNY

  • Reply mattcrawfish October 4, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    You could tell Bill just hated that sexy asbestos joke

  • Reply radio fuel October 5, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    "Some nights I do it, and he's under the desk."
    I CAN'T BREATHE

  • Reply plastic rose October 5, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    It’s finally not blocked in Australia!!!

  • Reply sicparvis87 October 5, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    I love how even when he breaks, he can usually still keep up the Stefon voice but the 'thank you, Shy' was 100% just Bill XD

  • Reply Alex Christo October 6, 2019 at 4:15 am

    Oof Colin was so pissed at the end when bill shouted out “Stein 2020” (she’s running for prez)

  • Reply Regina Phalange October 7, 2019 at 3:39 am

    held himself together for this Stefon really well.

  • Reply It’s just that I’m emo October 7, 2019 at 5:10 am

    The way he breaks character is so cute.

  • Reply Kristi Dunn October 7, 2019 at 6:08 am

    hashtag create false sense of intimacy 🥳

  • Reply achanwahn October 7, 2019 at 8:02 am

    3:37
    😂😂😂 ok, Colin

  • Reply lukewarmmess October 7, 2019 at 11:17 am

    it's such a tiny thing but i'm absolutely losing it at michael che wearing jeans under the table

  • Reply The kEvChO October 7, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    This place has everything.

  • Reply Rivael D. October 7, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    Alguém do Brasil gosta do Stefon?

  • Reply Lizz Keiper October 8, 2019 at 2:56 am

    Advanced Mad Libs 😀

  • Reply הגר גדליוביץ' October 8, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    2:28 if you were looking for the "lock your door tonight Mulaney" look.

  • Reply הגר גדליוביץ' October 8, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    I love that he just gave up at some point and was just enjoying the moment instead of fighting for staying in character when he's simply not up to it. I think it's brave and it definitely works. There's a certain magic in letting go and just being in moments like these.

  • Reply stan bts October 8, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    5:47 THIS GROWN MAN HAS STOLEN ALL MY UWUS THAT WAS ADORABLE

  • Reply Nelson Gonzalez October 8, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    “Moonlight” and “La La Land”! JTFC! Priceless!

  • Reply ireneonly October 9, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    "Moonlight…. la la land…." 😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • Reply Los Gordo2 October 10, 2019 at 2:40 am

    https://www.facebook.com/tengotalentomuchotalento/videos/1216809205373277/
    Found ur double

  • Reply who the hell October 10, 2019 at 9:07 am

    you can hear the transition from stefon to bill when he breaks hahaha i love this man

  • Reply Jeshua Gadriel October 10, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    Colin is 💞

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