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True Confessions with Kate McKinnon and John Cena

October 15, 2019


-I’m here with Kate McKinnon. Her new movie, “Rough Night,”
is in theaters next Friday. Don’t drink it. It’s a prop.
-Ew. -Kate and I are about to play a
game of deception called [Imitates echo]
“True Confessions.” ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] First, we’re gonna need another
player to fill out this table, and we found a good one. He’s the host of “American Grit”
on FOX. Please welcome John Cena! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Don’t drink that.
It’s a prop. [ Laughs ] It’s a prop.
This is a prop. This is supposed to be like
a detective office. -God. It’s urine! [ Laughs ]
It’s not urine. -Oh, man.
-Guy’s, here’s how the game works. In front of each of us
are two envelopes containing confessions-fessions. One of the envelopes
is something that actually happened to us
in real life. The other envelope is a lie. Once you read your confession, the other two have 60 seconds
to interrogate you. Then each of us have to guess whether you’ve been telling
the truth or lying. John, you’ll go first. -This is complicated. -Kate, which envelope
should he open? Which envelope? -One.
-Mm! -[ Clears throat ] Hold on.
-Envelope number one! -I don’t want you to see
anything here. Oh, okay. -You’re gonna have to read it
to us anyway. [ Laughter ] Okay, so I just —
I read what’s on the card. Okay.
Fair enough. Uh… -Mm-hmm. -Mm. Gotcha.
What was her name? -My name is John Cena. -No, what’s her name? [ Laughter ] -That is, uh — That’s enough
questions out of you. I already told you my name. -Were you dating
at the time of the hit? -Yes. -And why were you riding your
bike, and she was in the car? -‘Cause as a young man, I
fancied myself physically fit. -You wouldn’t travel on any
transportation but bicycling? -There’s enough horsepower
in this body to bicycle around West Newbury,
Jimmy Fallon. [ Cheers and applause ] -Did she cry when she found that
she’d injured her one true love? -Uh, no, and that was the abrupt
end of the relationship. [ Laughter ] -Ah. Huh. Okay.
-Huh. -That was a good question. -What sort of bike was it? -It was a 10-speed.
-What color? -It was maroon.
-What year? -It was 1994. -What grade were you in
in school? -I was just entering college. -Where was the accident? -It was —
It was on a small street outside of Route 113,
West Newbury, Massachusetts. -I think
that’s enough questions. Enough questions. If this is a lie,
this dude should win an Oscar. That actually happened. -It’s got to be real. The details are too good.
-Yeah. I say…real! [ Drumroll ]
-Well… you’re both right!
It’s real! [ Cheers and applause ] I almost died!
Almost died! -You almost died.
Great. You almost died. [ Laughs ] -That’s great.
-That is great. You almost died. -That’s great.
He almost died. And then — But he didn’t.
I love that. I love that. -Which envelope…
-Do I choose? -Yeah. -To me, you’re always
a number two. -Thank you. [ Audience ohs ] Thank you.
Appreciate that. -[ Laughs ] [ Audience whoops ] -Okay, what was the game
of the sketch? -It was a Maya sketch. That’s a prop.
Don’t smoke that. It’s a prop.
It’s all fake. It’s fake smoke.
It was a Maya sketch. Something about high school, and we were boyfriend
and girlfriend or something like that. And I never go for it
if I have a kissing scene, she went for it. -How long had you been
on the show? -Two seasons. -Tongue?
-Yeah. I went for it.
It didn’t make it to air, but I think if it did make it
to air, then maybe we would have
struck up a relationship. -You seem to be stuttering
a lot there, Fallon. [ Laughter ] -Did you rehearse the kiss
during the week? -No. -Ha. -We didn’t rehearse the kiss
during the — She just — Dress rehearsal, I guess — -You seem to be moving your head
a lot, there, Fallon. [ Laughter ] -You’re not moving your head.
Why — What is it — -I’m not moving at all, Fallon.
-I know. But I’m not — I’m just
a very physical person. -Don’t talk to me.
Talk to both of us. -Whoa. We’re trying to save your ass,
here, okay? -Yeah. -We want to cut a deal. -Okay. Let’s cut a —
[ Laughs ] -I can get you immunity
and relocation. -[ Laughs ]
What do you think? The truth or a lie? -I think it’s total B.S. -Yeah, I agree.
It’s a lie. -Yeah?
-I don’t buy it. -It’s a total lie.
She’s very professional. She would never do that. Aah! -Ah! Horrible liar.
That means you’re a good man. -I’m a bad liar.
All right. Kate, it is your turn. I will choose the envelope. To me, you are a number one. -Oh, bless ya.
-Yeah. -Oh, my goodness.
-That’s what’s in the cup. -He’s sweet.
-I know. I drank it. -I know.
You certainly did. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ -Why would you want
to sneak into a zoo? To see a certain animal? -Yes.
-You have a thing for zoos, or were you just
being rebellious? -I enjoy a zoo. [ Laughter ] -Did you live close to a zoo?
-No. -So you had to travel
to get there? -Oh, yeah. -Were you there alone?
-No. -Besides the animals.
-No. -Did the travel include anything
like an airline flight? -Yes. -You flew to a place to go
after hours to a zoo? -Let me get this straight!
-What? -You took a plane to walk
to a zoo to go over into a zoo
after hours?! -The zoo wasn’t the only reason
I boarded the plane, but it was one of ’em. [ Laughter ] -Was there —
Were the animals sleeping? -No. -First class or coach? -Coach.
-I don’t believe a word of it! -Wait, wait, wait.
-I’m sorry. Wait. -Wait. Why — She could
fly coach. I fly coach. -Not to — Not to hop the wall
on a zoo you don’t fly coach. Everybody knows that. -What are you talking about? That’s not the point. I love that that’s the last time
we ever talk to each other. -[ Laughs ] -I think — I didn’t get
enough questions in there, but…mm! -You’re too busy playing
your games. Well, joke’s on you, buster. -Why’s the joke on me, buster?
I didn’t do anything yet. -I don’t know.
-I say… -I say no way.
-I say totally happened. Yes, I think it happened. You say it didn’t happen.
-I say it’s a lie. I say it’s the truth. Yes!
It is the truth! [ Cheers and applause ] She did it, man. Adventurous.
Adventurous, creative mind. Our thanks
to Kate McKinnon and John Cena for their true confessions.

100 Comments

  • Reply Stephan Cosimo August 8, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    But he kissed her in a snl joke, not with thung so well played jimmy

  • Reply Madmarsha August 9, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    John Cena is funny.

  • Reply elchoaro800 August 10, 2019 at 7:51 am

    John Cena looks like he's wearing baby clothes

  • Reply Wolfii Songs August 13, 2019 at 4:13 am

    Even if Gwyneth wasn’t as professional as she is, I doubt she would kiss Fallon’s sex offender lookin ass

  • Reply mynameisray August 13, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    Is Kate mcKinnon deaf or just half retarded?

  • Reply Super Ben August 13, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    John cena didnt almost die…

    He just kicked out at 2 and a half!!

  • Reply Cory Gold August 16, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    "It's good to see you"🖤

  • Reply Ethan Kramer August 18, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    That’s a prop, don’t smoke that

  • Reply Harper Dreamback August 19, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Jimmy did kiss i saw a video

  • Reply x3sirix3 August 20, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    This chick is weird tho

  • Reply John Ivan Puayap August 20, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    The title is misleading it should be "True Confessions with Kate McKinnon" cause I can't see the third person.

  • Reply lolll Taylor gang August 21, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    God, I don’t know why I find her so attractive!!

  • Reply Anum Rafique August 22, 2019 at 9:45 am

    just get them real coffee dude

  • Reply December Sfy August 22, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    I ship McKinnon and Cena!

  • Reply Bekki Chance August 23, 2019 at 8:32 am

    Imma need a movie with Kate McKinnon and John Cena ASAP

  • Reply Marcel Halat August 23, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    3:30 thank you John Cena, i've always wondered if this was a fake smoke

  • Reply Psychology Passionate August 24, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    This is as cringy as a Porn intro.

  • Reply Carlos Perez August 25, 2019 at 3:13 am

    Kate is a dream come true 😄

  • Reply Marc Blum August 25, 2019 at 11:42 am

    Don't know anything about John Cena, but he's funny guy.

  • Reply Emmy Boo August 26, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    Marry me @ kate mckinnon

  • Reply Seth Bjornsson August 27, 2019 at 1:05 am

    I guess John’s girlfriend just couldn’t see her

  • Reply Milvanus August 27, 2019 at 3:04 am

    2 SNL cast with a Wrestler

  • Reply Hannah Gentry August 28, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    Why do they get 60 seconds sometimes and 45 seconds some other times??

  • Reply Smol PotatoYT August 28, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    Who knew John Cena was so funny 😂

  • Reply The Llanas August 28, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    1:20
    awwwww…………so cuuuuttteeeeee

  • Reply Andrea Barriga August 30, 2019 at 5:56 am

    I don’t see anyone?

  • Reply Cryptid Critter August 30, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    Cena would be the WORST drinking game partner……..he's already sassy….imagine if he was drunk

  • Reply Iftekhar Sarkar September 4, 2019 at 6:29 am

    Look how tiny the chairs are 😂

  • Reply Saif Alkhalaileh September 4, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    Why are there 3 cups for 2 people?

  • Reply Skip Tickle September 6, 2019 at 1:19 am

    Cena & McKinnon in a Buddy Cop movie….

  • Reply Ash bash 8717 September 6, 2019 at 2:04 am

    John with the “coffee” 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply ZhirawFN September 6, 2019 at 3:36 am

    don’t drink it’s a prop
    Kate: ooOOh

  • Reply ZhirawFN September 6, 2019 at 3:38 am

    “what was her name?”
    “my name is john cena”

  • Reply Vegan Penguin September 7, 2019 at 4:45 am

    Two people and a ouiji board? I don’t see a so called John cena this is scary I might contemplate shooting myself

  • Reply Dyana DuCharme September 7, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    Both of them are hilarious. This was a good one 😄

  • Reply The Phenom September 7, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    At 2:10 Kate reactions

  • Reply Cadens Corner September 8, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    The looks she gives, bet shes crazy in bed. 😉

  • Reply Amanda G September 8, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    I've been watching Jimmy Fallon vids for like an hour and my face hurts from smiling and laughing.

  • Reply EGPMH September 10, 2019 at 1:47 am

    I loved when she said “I enjoy a zoo.”

  • Reply Nyasha September 10, 2019 at 5:40 am

    "To Me You're Always A Number Two" 😂😂

    Ouch

  • Reply Izmite September 10, 2019 at 11:04 am

    John cena is really bad at telling lies

  • Reply Squacky Gaming September 10, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    2:37 lol

  • Reply Ben Fulfer September 11, 2019 at 4:41 am

    The first 13 seconds of John Cena’s interrogation is never not funny

  • Reply Adithya Bandari September 11, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    So, Cena smokes! 😀

  • Reply Owown Wowlson September 12, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    Why can't they just get real coffee

  • Reply SuperN0IS3 September 12, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    kate is so fucking beautiful jesus christ

  • Reply Naijing Guo September 13, 2019 at 3:32 am

    why dont they just actually get coffee lolll

  • Reply daisy lara September 13, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    didn’t know john cena was this funny lol

  • Reply Black Bullet September 14, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Kate McKinnon is so sexy

  • Reply Cata CF September 16, 2019 at 9:46 am

    John Cena is hilarious

  • Reply Daniel Timbs September 16, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    God I love her….unbelievably beautiful and ridiculously funny

  • Reply LotsOfLogan49 September 16, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    2:45 John Cena screams "I almost died" with a big grin on his face lol

  • Reply Heather T September 17, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    I love Kate more than life but John Cena is way funnier than I would have ever expected!

  • Reply Aditya Miya September 18, 2019 at 3:05 am

    Where is john?

  • Reply Arya Pokharel September 18, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    Who the hell are jimmy and kate talking to

  • Reply Bailey D. September 19, 2019 at 2:51 am

    I got them all right!!

  • Reply Lucas Rangel September 22, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    That was really classy from John cena, didn’t want the world to know his ex girlfriend’s name

  • Reply Cxeri93 September 22, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    john looks like a giant dwarf

  • Reply Fabio Bass September 23, 2019 at 10:55 am

    John Cena is the goat!!!

  • Reply Fartosus Maximus September 23, 2019 at 10:56 am

    “well to me you’ll always be number 2” 😂😂💩

  • Reply CONTROLSOLO September 23, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    John cena had me cracking up

  • Reply C.o.R (Lex) September 23, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    Hearing someone casually call John Cena "John" is so viscerally unnerving and I wasn't at all prepared for it

  • Reply I'm You, You're me September 24, 2019 at 10:11 am

    Is Kate McKinnon like … 100% percent gay? because there is a small part of my fantasy world where I like to imagine that I have a chance with her.

  • Reply Oh My Juliet! September 25, 2019 at 4:47 am

    Okay,Kate McKinnon is stunning. Fight me.

  • Reply Akira Crews-Low September 26, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    Get Tommy Lee and steveo on here

  • Reply Dark_Amethyst September 27, 2019 at 4:04 am

    "That's great, you almost died!"

  • Reply Miranda Dickerson September 27, 2019 at 7:18 am

    Why have a prop if you're going to say it's a prop? Also, why not give them something to drink? Good move, Fallon.

  • Reply DANKED September 28, 2019 at 9:00 am

    lived

  • Reply Max Hyde September 28, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Bullshit Fallon flies coach

  • Reply Rohan Choufhary September 28, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    JOHN CENA is the best guy to play this game with XD XD XD

  • Reply ラスマスKeiwaM September 28, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    I thought you needed 3 people for this? Why is it only Jimmy and Kate?

  • Reply LifeIsFair ItKillsEveryone September 29, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    For God's sake give them real coffee instead of props!

  • Reply Jen Hernandez September 30, 2019 at 7:34 am

    Probably ran John cena over because she couldn't see him…

  • Reply TheInfected September 30, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    They should just call this segment "Don't Drink That, It's A Prop"

  • Reply Lauru Hartz October 2, 2019 at 12:56 am

    I've also snuck into a zoo after hours 🤣

  • Reply Peace I see you within my mind October 2, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🦋🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊💕

  • Reply Ryan Deere October 2, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    John is killing it, found him very funny, who knew!?

  • Reply Chris Perry October 3, 2019 at 12:28 am

    I love John Cena… to bad I can’t watch this bit because that other girl probably the most annoying “actress” in the world 😭

  • Reply Bushra Naz October 3, 2019 at 7:55 am

    Why are they playing with two players??

  • Reply sophia annelise October 4, 2019 at 2:24 am

    why are people commenting about John Cena ? was he there before or something?

  • Reply Munsta , October 4, 2019 at 10:34 am

    not cena's girlfriends fault she couldn't see him

  • Reply Mr. Movie Mafia October 6, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    I love Kate and John whispering to each other at the beginning

  • Reply Tomas Razo October 7, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    Im surprised they were able to film this without seeing John Cena…..true professionals…..

  • Reply Prototype Kaito October 7, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Kate McKinnon is gorgeous

  • Reply eChild October 7, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Is it odd that the true confession intro makes me wanna play LA Noir

  • Reply Jamie M October 8, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    2:10 the face I make when I have to do math in my head

  • Reply Andy Alfonso October 9, 2019 at 4:47 am

    I have to ask, are the cofees really props? 🤣🤣🤣 That's funny!

  • Reply Thanosetalgia/ThanossGaming October 9, 2019 at 6:01 am

    John Cena's instagram

  • Reply Queen Kimina October 10, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    They should put some real coffee ☕️ there

  • Reply Michael Davies October 11, 2019 at 4:54 am

    Would totally smash Kate…yes, even though she’s a carpet muncher.

  • Reply Mary X October 11, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    I like John Cena and Kate McKinnon together. John is a good interogator

  • Reply Kris Stone October 11, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    Why did no one ask if getting hit was on purpose?!?! Lol

  • Reply Dream Travel October 12, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    fuck that dress is sexy

  • Reply VooDooJuicy October 13, 2019 at 2:31 am

    Why not just keep is drinkable water on the table

  • Reply Alex Hernandez October 13, 2019 at 4:00 am

    Why didn’t they ask why she hit him?

  • Reply Sotos Pl. October 13, 2019 at 11:43 am

    she hit him by accident because she couldn't see him

  • Reply Rare Nature October 14, 2019 at 3:51 am

    All men??? Get some gender diversity!!!

  • Reply WhatLenaLikes October 14, 2019 at 6:28 am

    kate mckinnon is a perfect human being my queer ass is in love

  • Reply T P October 15, 2019 at 12:32 am

    How would you avoid someone if you can’t see them?

  • Reply Samuel Starr October 15, 2019 at 2:16 am

    "Thats just a prop"

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