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True Confessions with Billie Eilish and Colin Quinn

October 12, 2019


-This is how it works. In front of each of us
are two envelopes containing confessions. One is true,
and the other is a lie. Once you read the confession, the two other players
get to interrogate you. They have to come
to a unanimous decision — is it the truth,
or it the lie? Billie, you’ll go first. Colin, which envelope
should she open? -Mm.
Uh, 2. -Mm. Mm-hmm.
-This? -Numero dos. -Wait. -Can you open an envelope?
-Shut up. [ Laughter ] Oh, it’s open on the bottom.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ] -Okay.
Are you ready for this? -Okay. All right. That is a strong…
-Strong fake cigarette. -Um…
So, I once farted in my friend’s mouth while she
was yawning, and she threw up. [ Laughter ] -Wait.
What year was this? ♪♪ -Um, it was, um… I was 12, so it was —
-Last year? [ Laughter ] So it was last year.
Okay, great. -It was 2014.
-Okay. -I was 12.
-And where were you? -I was in my yard.
-Out back, in your backyard? -Yeah, my backyard.
In my backyard. -Daytime?
-Yeah. -No, they were at nighttime
in the backyard. What are you —
[ Laughter ] Do you think it’s camping?
-Yeah. -What were you doing?
Like, wrestling or fooling around
or doing gymnastics? -Whoa.
-I was — So, I was — It was like, there was a table,
and she was sitting. -Oh, please.
-I was standing here. So, she was sitting, like,
facing this way. I was standing here,
facing that way. -Okay.
-She was eating. -And where’s the table? -The table’s here, so she was
facing the other way. -Okay.
-What was she eating? -Pizza.
-Pizza. -Daytime pizza.
[ Laughter ] -You want some nighttime pizza?
Like… -That’s kind of —
All right. Kind of running
out of time here. I don’t know.
We need to ask more questions. And are you friends
with her today? -Ye– Sort of.
[ Laughter ] -Was it weird after that? -It was so funny.
-[ Laughs ] -So funny.
-What do you think? I think…
-I think…true. -Yeah, I think true.
I think it sounds like something weirdly —
-It sucks. -Is it true?
-Yes. ♪♪ -Oh, my God. But why did you do that?
Did you do that — Why did you do that?
Was it on purpose? -It was silent.
Listen, it was silent. I did not think it would be bad,
but, you know, those are always the worst ones.
-Okay, here we go. -That’s the problem.
-Which envelope should I open? Truth or lie?
What do you think? Billie?
Colin? -Uh…one.
-Yeah. -Doesn’t matter
because I’m such a good actor. -Well…
Whoa. -Shut up.
-Ever see a movie called “Taxi”? [ Laughter ] -Okay, here we go. Oh, I got fired from my job
at the supermarket for pretending to be French. [ Laughter ] -When?
-This is — I was 15, so I’d probably say — -What was the name
of the supermarket? -Oddly, it was Great American
was the name of the supermarket. -Can you repeat?
What happened? -I got fired from my job
for pretending to be French. -Why were you
pretending to be French? -I was bored.
-You were bored. -I was bored.
I was putting stickers on canned — canned foods.
I was bored. And people
would ask me questions, and I’d be like, “Non.”
[ Laughter ] “Non.” And then, sometimes
people would ask for something, I’d go, “You want –” And I would point
to French dressing. [ Laughter ] Or if it was around mustard, I
would point to French’s mustard. And I think
someone ratted on me. Someone complained, and then
they said, “Who did it?” And then one of my friends
ratted on me. -The French guy, yeah?
-Yeah, yeah. “Who was pretending to be French
and not helping people?” -And then I was like,
“I don’t know who.” -Sound like a very pretentious
15-year-old, by the way. [ Laughter ] -So, you’re pretending
to not understand them. -“I don’t know.
I don’t know.” [ Laughter ] -You were 15.
-Yeah. ♪♪ All right.
What do you guys think? -Uh… -I don’t think so. -Mnh-mnh.
I want to say… It’s almost, like,
not funny enough to be true. [ Laughter ] -Now, you — Now I’m thinking —
-Like, you know what I’m saying? Like, we agree?
-Now I’m thinking it did happen. -You know what I’m saying?
[ Sad trombone ] -Now you’re thinking
it did happen because — -I’m just gonna say it happened. You can say it didn’t
so one of us can win. -Okay, good.
-Okay? -No, I think
you have to be unanimous. -No, no.
[ Laughter ] -I like how you’re just
playing this game, he goes, “No, I think you have to be –” You don’t even know the rules
of your game. [ Laughter ]
-You have to be unanimous. Ready?
1, 2, 3 — yea or nay? -Yea.
-Yea. -You think yea, it did happen.
-I think it did happen. -Yeah.
It did not happen. -Oh!
-You were right! You should’ve stuck
to your guess! That’s the lesson learned —
stick to your guess. No. I did get fired
but it was for doing whip-its. Colin, I think you should —
[ Laughter ] You should —
I think you should go. -Come on, baby.
-I think number one. ‘Cause you know why?
You’re number one to me, man. -Aw, thanks.
-Yeah. Here we go.
-Okay. Ready? -Yeah.
-My first stand-up set was in a police station
while I was under arrest. -That’s so cool.
-This is absolutely true. This is so true.
-I love — -He’s Colin Quinn.
He’s the most Irish guy I know. This is perfect for his
one-man show and first book. This is so him. He did stand-up
in a police station. Why were you arrested? -Possession of
a controlled substance. [ Laughter ] -So, you had weed on you,
or was it something else? -[ Laughs ]
-Yeah, you don’t want to say. [ Laughter ] -Wait.
But how old were you? -You get arrested for weed?
Come on. [ Laughter ] -How old were you?
-Uh, 22. -Oh, my gosh.
He totally did this. It was you-know-what and the
thing, and he got busted. Were you in a car
or something, driving? -No.
-That’s right, because you grew up in the streets
of Brooklyn, and that’s
how you have your accent. So you were walking around,
you started some trouble. -I just like picturing it. -You got in a fight
with somebody? -No.
-How did you get arrested? -What is that?
-How did you get arrested? You were buying?
-Possession — ‘Cause I was — -The whole way
on Fifth Avenue and 43rd Street. -How much cocaine did you have?
[ Laughter ] -It was fake.
-It was fake cocaine? -It was fake.
Don’t do fake cocaine. [ Laughter ]
I love it. -You’re not a role model
for children. “Don’t do fake cocaine.”
[ Laughter ] Don’t do cocaine at all!
Real or fake. -What’s fake cocaine?
-I know him pretty well. -Called procaine.
-Procaine. -That’s what they called it! -I think of course
this happened to him, ’cause he has this type of luck.
-I just love to picture it. So I’m gonna — I feel like
it’s true, you know? -Gosh, if he’s lying,
you’re a genius, ’cause he is a good actor, too.
I’m gonna say it’s true. -I think it’s true. -It’s true.
-Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] Come on.
I love you, buddy. Oh, there’s
the truth right there! Billie Eilish, Colin Quinn,
everybody!

100 Comments

  • Reply I’m Sleepy October 2, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Ok but am i the only person who when she said are u ready for this thought: Zimzalabiiim!😂💜

  • Reply Frunny !! October 2, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    Billie wanted a high five at the end but jimmy gave her a handshake😂

  • Reply Andry Ushka October 2, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    Jimmy what’s up with your hair dude? I mean you’re still great but you kinda look like an Oompa Loompa. Bring the old hair back man.❤️✌🏼

  • Reply x513xSparks October 3, 2019 at 12:23 am

    William Eyelash & Cruisin' Colin. Weird combo

  • Reply American Patriot October 3, 2019 at 12:28 am

    Theres the witch with the witchy laugh..

  • Reply Alejandro Perret October 3, 2019 at 1:30 am

    She is really pretty, why she gotta mess her looks up with that hair?

  • Reply April Luke October 3, 2019 at 2:01 am

    Silent but Violent!

    farts…

  • Reply BLUE October 3, 2019 at 3:25 am

    is that a ***CIGARETTE***?????????????????

  • Reply kayster B October 3, 2019 at 3:47 am

    Billie trying to give Jimmy a high five, but Jimmy just shakes her hand💀

  • Reply WILL S October 3, 2019 at 3:56 am

    1:19 jimmy is WTF to Collin 😂

  • Reply Elisabeth COVENTON October 3, 2019 at 5:16 am

    you can tell billie wasn't comfortable with the fake cigarettes (read the xanny storyline) and I wouldn't be either

  • Reply Patrick Tapia October 3, 2019 at 6:17 am

    She looks like the slimer from ghostbusters shat on her head

  • Reply Colette Adams October 3, 2019 at 7:01 am

    lol waiting for the lawsuit from would I lie to you

  • Reply Cami Albright October 3, 2019 at 7:34 am

    “I did get fired” “but, for doing whip its” LMFAOOOOOOOO

  • Reply Star Marine October 3, 2019 at 8:06 am

    Not going to lie, my late fiancé feel while standing on the bed, he feel and farted as he was falling and his ass landed on my face, so I can relate to billies truth 😂😂☠️☠️☠️

  • Reply Danielle Tan October 3, 2019 at 8:23 am

    “Doesn’t really matter cos I’m a good actor”
    Yeah right. Fake laugh, fake reaction.

  • Reply Kimberly Cadena October 3, 2019 at 8:53 am

    15 and got fired from a job? At least where I live you can't work till you're 18 🙄

  • Reply Seth Schafer October 3, 2019 at 11:10 am

    Jimmy: “What were you wrestling? Fooling around?”

    Colin: “…woah”

    Jimmy: looks at Colin laughing 😂😂😂

  • Reply S J October 3, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Why does Jimmy look like he was stuck to a rear windshield for a week

  • Reply Jonathan Skinner October 3, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    This is just ‘would I lie to you’ (a British comedy)

  • Reply Grainne October 3, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    So this is just a blatant copy of the show would I lie to you?

  • Reply Indie Dude October 3, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    Billie: I was 12
    Jimmy: Last year?
    😂

  • Reply holidayfromreal1986 October 3, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    Cologne!!!

  • Reply Aaleen Asif October 3, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    I knew jimmy was lying from the first time he said it just bc of how he said it like he was rehearsing it

  • Reply wray1968 October 3, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    Shame on Jimmy and Colin for smoking that crap and making her have to say something about it. She tries so hard to be healthy and you do that crap.

  • Reply Gina Vicentijevic October 3, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    Do another WATER WAR

  • Reply Sunflower_ smiles October 3, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    0:39 that happened to me except the opposite… my brother farted in my face when I was like 5 and I threw up all over our hotel floor

  • Reply selena sanchez October 3, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    I knew Jimmy Kimmel was lying he couldn’t even pretend like he was speaking French… talk about good acting lol

  • Reply Anisa Tsubaki October 4, 2019 at 12:47 am

    At 1:43 why did I think Jimmy was about to pull off his hair

  • Reply Lesly Segara October 4, 2019 at 12:58 am

    I played this game at work with all my colleagues and all the bosses bosses we were to many and it was so so funny

  • Reply nesa z October 4, 2019 at 1:15 am

    Can't get over her long nails. Doesn't fit her persona. Throws me off every time they pop up. Love her though. Such a unique person.

  • Reply Alysen Velez October 4, 2019 at 2:58 am

    can billie eilish fart in my mouth?

  • Reply Kyrik October 4, 2019 at 3:48 am

    please dont do cocaine aye cocaine ruin ur brain aye

  • Reply Teenlove Teenlove October 4, 2019 at 3:55 am

    Garbage

  • Reply Michael Streich October 4, 2019 at 6:11 am

    She looks Stoned All the Time!
    LOL.

  • Reply Inge Njotokusumo October 4, 2019 at 6:30 am

    Love these segments.

  • Reply Hulianna JACE October 4, 2019 at 9:05 am

    this is a weird trio lmao

  • Reply Ayva_ Sparkell October 4, 2019 at 9:22 am

    H

  • Reply Tharen Productions October 4, 2019 at 9:29 am

    No one:
    Billie Stan's in the comments: she could fart in my mouth!

  • Reply Elle C October 4, 2019 at 9:48 am

    Hello TJF, thank you for making me learn that Ms. Eilish can let loose through her butt in front of her friends face when she wants to. As an older female who does not know what a stage performer is but as a concertgoer would we end up with a front draft. Keep her hair up so we can breathe it and let it out as better CO2. Elle for Good Fans

  • Reply Deepanshu Sharma October 4, 2019 at 10:10 am

    Teacher : Are you drunk?

    Me : 5:20

  • Reply watch me edit! October 4, 2019 at 10:42 am

    Billie: she was eating pizza
    Text: she was yawning

  • Reply what an expensive fate October 4, 2019 at 11:09 am

    I love this show

  • Reply Cai Guy October 4, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    So… when did Jimmy get that Karen haircut?

  • Reply NEPALESE NEPALESE October 4, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Billie the monster

  • Reply Bri Jmb October 4, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    Billie who??

  • Reply Oli Rivers October 4, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    “Doing whippets”

  • Reply Meghan Harless October 4, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    SHE IS SO CUTE I CCCANT

  • Reply georgie rose October 4, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    aww when she said "that's strong" pointing at the cigar i thought of xanny

  • Reply 1700 Subscribers With 0 Videos? October 4, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    Billie: "I was 12"
    Jimmy: "So last year" lmaooo

  • Reply Gameonology October 4, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    #Confessions the game of secrets & lies is available to buy on Amazon and on Gameonology.com

  • Reply Mackenzie Sanchez October 5, 2019 at 3:21 am

    "i did get fired but it was for doing whipits" I-

  • Reply ARJUN S 18ME008 October 5, 2019 at 3:36 am

    At first, I thought it was the light on her head.

  • Reply Cøyøte October 5, 2019 at 3:59 am

    Is no one going to talk about the fact that she looks exactly like Scarlet Johanson with green hair…?

  • Reply Oliver sobhi Zakhary October 5, 2019 at 7:46 am

    Look at those nails, jesus fucking christ.

  • Reply Brian Sager October 5, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    It's America's hottest teen sensation…Colin Quinn!

  • Reply Avetor UAC October 5, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    Billie we must play poker for money or a wish )) 2:11 Jimmy see clip & not ask)) if whos from FBI see so FUN)) yep Colleagues 3:45 billie Jimmy in french? gerl need teach versed in people))

  • Reply SpookyRxven October 5, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    we're all here for Billie 😂

  • Reply sabrina noble October 5, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    i didnt know billie was 17 shit what am i doing with life

  • Reply Trent October 5, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    1:17 wtf 😂😂

  • Reply Becky Buttdumpling October 6, 2019 at 12:35 am

    Why are all the msm outlets pushing this diseased child?

  • Reply Nathen Zepeda October 6, 2019 at 1:53 am

    jimmy hair crazy

  • Reply Jared Griffin October 6, 2019 at 2:51 am

    Billie's story tho 😶

  • Reply Hannah Sexton October 6, 2019 at 3:05 am

    Billie is so fricken pretty ♥️♥️

  • Reply Diamond Light October 6, 2019 at 4:10 am

    Those nails need to go…

  • Reply artifact3 - October 6, 2019 at 10:12 am

    This is so obviously would I lie to you but with billie so it's fine

  • Reply Clara Grace October 6, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    Ok, this is weird. But I swear billie looked like bruce Jenner with green hair in the thumbnail….😰😰

  • Reply MusicByDeeY October 6, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    As for me, Billie eilish is pretty boring 🤷‍♂️

  • Reply Thor Odinson October 6, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    I don’t really like Billies music but I really want to be her friend now

  • Reply McKenna Calderon October 6, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    This has to be my favorite one yet lol

  • Reply Leonidas Zeus Nike October 6, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    Ooooooooo

  • Reply Miko Philo October 7, 2019 at 4:49 am

    did anyone else skip the green haired girl's part to get to the adults??
    that was painful to watch

  • Reply CheesecakeLasagna October 7, 2019 at 5:59 am

    3:58 "It's almost not funny enough to be true." LMAO

  • Reply will j October 7, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    Dont do fake cocaine… Just the real stuff. Lol

  • Reply bohemiadre October 7, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    She's so shiny and yummy she looks too tasty tbh❤️I'm in absolute love with her haah❤️❤️

  • Reply Maxine Beth October 7, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    The story about being French and getting fired got stolen from another celebrity

  • Reply Alexis K October 7, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    Can't believe she's 2 years younger than me and is this fucking cool!!!

  • Reply Koty 117 October 7, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    Cuando se podrán activar los subtítulos en español??

  • Reply Gabri Murphy October 7, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    i love billie so much BYE

  • Reply Michael Anderson October 8, 2019 at 2:48 am

    Colin Quinn reminds me of Harvey Keitel.

  • Reply OMM PRAKASH October 8, 2019 at 6:21 am

    I don't want to marry her anymore

  • Reply D. Stiefel October 8, 2019 at 10:28 am

    She should wash her hair to get rid of the mold.

  • Reply lolita la October 8, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    Billie reminds me of Rihanna so much😍😍

  • Reply Julia Walsh October 8, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    Colin put out your nasty cigarette.

  • Reply Alham Ghazi October 8, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    She looks very similar to Scarlett Johansson

  • Reply Jettt Angel October 8, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Was the nighttime pizza thing a reference omg

  • Reply Nicole Lucarelli October 8, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    She’s so GORGEOUUUUUS 💚✨

  • Reply Gacha Unicorn October 9, 2019 at 4:00 am

    Can you open an envelope?
    Shut up!

  • Reply the dreamer October 9, 2019 at 6:41 am

    billie is so ugly…she looks like shit

  • Reply MUAlivia • October 9, 2019 at 8:30 am

    Why was this so funny lmao

  • Reply Benuenuto Cellini October 9, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    This "girl" is super boring and disgusting. She is famous about her young age and weird look. You only can hold up the intention with these abilities only a short time.

  • Reply Sharmin Sumi October 9, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    Is it just me or Sarlet Jo and Billie are look alike!! 🤔🤔

  • Reply Thau Do October 10, 2019 at 6:50 am

    WOW… HER HAIR IS GREEN AND BLOOOCK

  • Reply Jaynie October 10, 2019 at 8:04 am

    I knew Jimmy's was fake because when she said wait what was it he had to look at it again🧐🧐🧐🧐

  • Reply Pratik Brahma October 10, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    I guess farting in your friend's mouth is some sort of a blessing. I'mma go out and fart in 100s of faces now goddammit!

  • Reply Ascent October 10, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    I am so confused by the fact that I’m jimmy Fallon’s world no one goes into their backyard at night.

  • Reply Shofura Marsa October 10, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    billie could be an actress to the woman version of JOKER
    .
    .
    it just me iknoww

  • Reply zuzia prince October 11, 2019 at 8:59 am

    damn billie did not appreciate those cigarettes

  • Reply Venice bitchhh October 11, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Wow.. this is something else. Or not, Billie talking about farting or pooping. So smart.

  • Reply rafael caceres October 11, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    Mini black widow 🙂

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