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Toy Guitar… Does It Actually Work?

October 20, 2019


Hey hey! I’m Stevie T, and I was at the dollar store the other day. And I saw… This. A guitar for a dollar… A DOLLAR! a dollar It’s absolutely perfect for those musicians who are on a budget. And I mean that’s a sick paint job! But there’s only one question that remains: does it work? We’re gonna find out today, so let’s bust ‘er open and we’ll see how she sounds! Huh, and would you know it, it comes with its own complimentary case – No it doesn’t, no that doesn’t work. MUSIC All right, let’s see here… [Stevie Noises] Tastes like plastic, looks like plastic, this thing is cheaply made. It’s like – come on. I paid a dollar. I expect QUALITY! more music HA HA would you look at that, they even got little tuning pegs! Okay, I got my clip-on tuner let’s get her in tune. Where are you supposed to put this? OoooOOO!! This thing SUCKS! (falls forward) So test number one. Can you tune it? Not really! [Sounds of disapproval] [raspberry noise] uh? Well let’s see if it tunes down, we’ll give it the breakdown test. Oh yeah, how’s that for a low tuning? BROWN NOTE! So I know you’re all wondering, does it djent? [Trying to djent] [and fails miserably] It kind of does djent! Let’s give it the breakdown test. [Clears throat] [breaks back] All right, so I don’t even know if you could hear the guitar from there, But it did kind of form something that could be considered a note…? (Struming strings open) Let’s do a quick game of “Name That Riff.” Can you guess it? That’s correct: a barely recognizable version of “Thunderstruck.” Try this one. Can you guess that one? That’s right! “White Stripes” – “Seven Nation Army. Okay one more song, but this time I need a capo ♫ Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you. ♫ Did you guess it? That’s right, “Wonderwall.” How the heck did you guess that? Not a single note there was coherent! [Hilarity] HAHA! Right, so let’s try a couple different techniques to see if it works. Let’s see if we can tap. fails to tap Okay, so does it tap? [Disapproving flatulence] Let’s see if we can sweep pick! This neck is so friggin warped it’s unbelievable. no word very well! Four string sweeps!(In weird voice) Screw it, let’s just do some mindless shredding! [Mindless shredding] That’s – it’s next to impossible to shred on this thing. The frets are almost unusable, especially at speeds like that! Let’s see if we can do slide guitar with it. Put that in the guitar stand for a sec… (Guitar falls from stand) All right, let’s test this out. [Testing it out] Wow, that was unexpected, it actually works! [plays slide] [has a physical breakdown] Okay, so it’s time to put the guitar strap on to see if we can rock out with this thing. And you better not have laughed when I said “strap-on.” We are mature adults here! Let me get my strap… Guitar stand! All right. Oh! All right. What – they didn’t even give you strap pegs? Oh c-c-come on, dollar store! How are you supposed to rock out? Well I do have a solution: Tape. This is re- [Wait for it] -DICULOUS! Well ain’t I a rock star? My strap is more expensive than my guitar! [Wheeze!] I wonder if we can do a guitar flip. Yeah, there it is! Okay and as promised if the guitar was at least playable. I promised I would do a song and I did. That’s right, I recorded the song for you guys, and I had so much fun recording this song for you- No, no, no, I didn’t – it was a royal pain in the left nut actually. How are you supposed to plug this into record? There’s no input jack, there’s no – there’s no input jack! I’ll make one. I’ll make one. [Garble] No no no no…. I’ll record it by microphone then, screw it! God it’s is so quiet I got to get right up to the mic! Like how am I – how am I supposed to… Fine, I’ll just thrust into you! No – oh, you’re out of tune! No – that fret sounds different now? What the heck! [Noises of distraught] It looks like I’m using a urinal! Out of tune again! [Barbaric grunting and crunching] Okay, I’m gonna go to the dollar store buy a new guitar, and then we’ll resume! Excuse me… So embarrassing… Well there you have it folks, I hope you liked my little ditty. I was hoping to make it a little bit longer – But I was ready to pull on my friggin hair because this guitar sucks! It can’t record, the frets are this friggin tiny, and the strings sound like – Shhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm- Даааааа!!! So moral of the story is: dollar store guitars are barely playable. So would I recommend this as a toy for a kid who just likes guitar? No, nope, not at all actually! These things suck! So as always click here to subscribe to my channel for so much more content, And thank you guys so much for joining me. I can’t tell you that enough – I love you guys, and I’ll see you guys in the next video. ♫ I will miss you. ♫ ♫ I will miss you. ♫ [Annoyed grunt]

100 Comments

  • Reply Jake Wagner September 19, 2019 at 5:32 am

    Shat myself at the brown note

  • Reply Berser KeR September 19, 2019 at 9:47 am

    Ha ha ha 😆😂🤣

  • Reply doggo817 September 21, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    Them nails tho

  • Reply Will Green September 21, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    damn dude, annoying as fuck

  • Reply Colt Skilling September 22, 2019 at 2:09 am

    Really, no one is going to mention those fingernails?! I mean COMEON.

  • Reply G:sus September 22, 2019 at 4:22 am

    9;25 he went 9 minutes too long 1.3 million views are you kidding me that 1 dollar investment made him $1300 already
    i give up!

  • Reply Knox Stahl I am god the other Knox is lame September 23, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    He looked like he was t bagging

  • Reply Gio is Nerd September 24, 2019 at 3:33 am

    It's actually it's a 🅱️ A S S

  • Reply Lane Daschko September 25, 2019 at 1:27 am

    I low-key laughed Everytime he tried to put it on the stand lol your funny man

  • Reply Alex Standridge September 25, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    i have fishing wire for strings on my toy guitar

  • Reply Ronald P September 26, 2019 at 9:44 am

    This guy is a freaking genius and hard worker ! SALUTE !!!

  • Reply HarveyE 158 September 26, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    Slapp bass

  • Reply diamond miles8 September 27, 2019 at 12:54 am

    My best friend got me one of those after we started our band.

  • Reply Wolf Angeles September 27, 2019 at 1:02 am

    Which is better "Big Marvel" or "Stevie T"

  • Reply Matias Baeza September 27, 2019 at 1:18 am

    2:40 what the fuck steve

  • Reply Neil Parker Jr September 27, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    7:00, When the strings sound horrible on a toy guitar you have.

  • Reply Black Phoenix September 28, 2019 at 5:49 am

    I got that guitar once

  • Reply Oscar Nilsson September 28, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    Why did i watch an autistic man play with a toy guitar for 10 mins?

  • Reply That kid 1 September 28, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    Nice tone

  • Reply Always DTF September 29, 2019 at 2:10 am

    wow you actually made that piece of crap work, like actually pulled off a way to make it sound good

  • Reply gamer boy September 29, 2019 at 7:24 am

    Let me get my strap

  • Reply Sir Animator September 29, 2019 at 8:28 am

    To be fair straps are $30-$70

  • Reply Jaximus Sprite September 29, 2019 at 10:46 am

    You look like a epileptic patient damn make a good video your so annoying your not entertaining
    Fuck off

  • Reply Anthony Bibbins September 29, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    Dis nigga funny

  • Reply Some one September 29, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    “Introducing budget band”

  • Reply Brandon Zapata September 30, 2019 at 1:25 am

    Now you can play long notes without a problem

  • Reply Egan Penney September 30, 2019 at 9:05 am

    sounded like a shamisen

  • Reply Xero Chaos October 1, 2019 at 4:06 am

    But now you got to make it work ……………..tech that shit out !

  • Reply Bro Gaming With Stasked Teez October 1, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    It sounds like a Japanese instrument in the song

  • Reply Not so epic Gamer Girl October 1, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    But does it djent

  • Reply Holis TG October 2, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    8:22
    I love this part!

  • Reply frickxnas October 2, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    This guitar is worse than a fishing rod 😀

  • Reply Itz Sam YT October 2, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    Why does Stevie t make everything sound frickin good!!!!

  • Reply KhenT Sui October 3, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    1:17 what I say to my brain after failing a test
    1:17 8 year old me when my toy broke
    1:17 when my mother gives me a thing I don't like

  • Reply Dwight Schrute October 3, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    I paid a dollar I expect quality
    -Steve terrebery, 2017

  • Reply Milesthegoat October 4, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    You gotta admit that song at the end was dope.

  • Reply Mach 69 Inc. October 4, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    On the package it says:
    Guitar
    Guitare
    Like it needed a translation.
    Like if it didnt say Guitare, the person who speaks that language would be baffled at what it could be.

  • Reply Nicole Holman October 5, 2019 at 3:22 am

    It’s more like a kids size ukulele

  • Reply Ya Teeth October 5, 2019 at 11:13 am

    Why does he act slow?

  • Reply Geneva Pollard October 5, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    I bought that and it didn't work

  • Reply Xavier Lemus October 6, 2019 at 1:02 am

    I have that exact one

  • Reply Santhosh Mohan October 6, 2019 at 8:51 am

    The slide is bigger than the guitar

  • Reply Ynr Eliasッ October 7, 2019 at 1:51 am

    I wish you werent so weird

  • Reply Trevor Przepiora October 7, 2019 at 2:00 am

    Really sounds like a System of a Down song

  • Reply Eduardo Rocha October 7, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    put ukulele strings. use the capo so the strings don't slide and untune.

  • Reply מעיין גורן October 7, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    Hes not funny

  • Reply Ned Flanders October 7, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    Genuinely one of the most annoying people on this website

  • Reply ethen richardson October 8, 2019 at 2:04 am

    You should do another video with it but you replace the plastic strings with metal ones

  • Reply nikolay georgiev October 8, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    yo steve check out this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elmet3x4AeI&t=74s

  • Reply Liam McCaig October 8, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    What’s that song he played at the end?

  • Reply Martinez _22 October 9, 2019 at 5:58 am

    I'm surprised that the guitar didn't break with the mindless shredding

  • Reply Eric Ryan October 9, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    Looked like a locking nut near the end of the vid

  • Reply Karen Veenkant October 9, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    That was so funny

  • Reply adrian espinosa October 9, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    You really look like an idiot man

  • Reply Game master James October 9, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    1:40 is when a pigeon finds seeds

  • Reply Gus Quinn October 9, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    I haven’t looked down but I bet there is at least one comment saying that’s a nice to bass

  • Reply the rat October 9, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    Taste like plastic, looks like plastic yes is is Kim kardashian :v

  • Reply XylarCluster Gaming October 10, 2019 at 9:09 am

    Youre cringe

  • Reply PudMeister YT October 10, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Those strings are THICCCC

  • Reply PudMeister YT October 10, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    His pick is the size of his neck

  • Reply Juul Animations October 11, 2019 at 2:11 am

    That’s not a guitar that’s a bass

    This post was made by the slappers

  • Reply Min Chan Mon October 11, 2019 at 11:16 am

    7:00–7:10 Kenny Rogers

  • Reply Patrice Cloutier October 11, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    i guest all of the songs

  • Reply Alijah Miguel Fama October 11, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    That ain't a guitar if it has four strings.

  • Reply theinfinityscout October 11, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    0:00 djent stick in the bottom right corner

  • Reply GladiatorGaming YT October 12, 2019 at 5:17 am

    This guy is crazy. Are you like gay or something but no offence you are ugly. Stop it how did this guy get 1mil you guys are losing your mind

  • Reply DFS MikkiMix07 October 12, 2019 at 9:06 am

    This guy makes too many weird faces

  • Reply hellomynameis October 12, 2019 at 10:46 am

    Guitar stand..

  • Reply ItzShiacツ October 12, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Make a battle with rob scallon

  • Reply Throw-A-Line October 12, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    you mean OUTPUT jack

  • Reply Spanky Star October 13, 2019 at 4:39 am

    Yes… now you are worthy of rock and roll heaven… man out picking the devil.

  • Reply Leonardo Polato October 13, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    The question is "does it djent ?"

  • Reply Leonardo Polato October 13, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    You put waaaaaaaaaaay to much effort into playing that "thing"

  • Reply Zom 8 October 13, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    It’s a bass

  • Reply Jason Ross October 14, 2019 at 9:35 am

    The song actually turned out pretty good. The guitar would probably be easier to work with if you were 2 feet tall!

  • Reply H4RUK1 B4T477A October 15, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    Im new to this channel and i kinda feel a lil miranda sings vibe

  • Reply Casper Dahl October 15, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    isnt that bass

  • Reply young M October 15, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    the riff is thunderstruck by ac/dc

  • Reply Magnus Hartelius October 15, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    Not funny when adults act like 5-year olds.

  • Reply GAMINGINSTYAL October 15, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    A little bit?

  • Reply Lester Nalis October 16, 2019 at 8:59 am

    the fucks wrong with you

  • Reply Kat Noney October 16, 2019 at 9:10 am

    4:55 I was literally just watching this video on my DS until it died, I'm nowhere near a mature adult LOL.

  • Reply Elbo VonDonnegan October 16, 2019 at 11:33 am

    Last year, on my (about) birthday, I watched this video, a year later, I hear the kalalalala and I realize this video is legendary.

  • Reply Teodor Onciu October 16, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    I got an ad of how to learn how to sing on a guitar

  • Reply Aqui na NET October 16, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    1:57 when you don't take your vaccines

  • Reply Itsm1a October 17, 2019 at 1:17 am

    I have the same one🤣

  • Reply That 1 Weasel October 17, 2019 at 1:40 am

    At least it kinda looks cool?…

  • Reply Lulu Motzfeldt October 17, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    2:14 i laughed so much
    1 minute

    Its so boring😂

  • Reply Matthew Schiavi October 17, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    I just spent 9 and a half minutes…

  • Reply Madison White October 18, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    The pick is as big the guitar

  • Reply Gideon Gilmore Productions October 18, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    It's a midget ukelele/bass/acoustic hybrid with a electric guitar body

  • Reply XYZ October 19, 2019 at 8:29 am

    2:19 I thought you were playing the theme to Sponge Bob.

    BTW do something about your shocking dandruff problem. lol

  • Reply Connor Forrester October 19, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    Thunder struck ADCD seven nation army wonder wall

  • Reply Landen Doresey October 19, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    That chip idk what it’s called is more expensive than that guitar

  • Reply ewave ewave October 19, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    That is not even a guitar has four strings it is a bass lol

  • Reply Blade527Light October 19, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    your torturing the guitar

  • Reply Devstro08 October 20, 2019 at 1:29 am

    I had that! And I also paid a dollar!

  • Reply Jarrett Miller October 20, 2019 at 2:13 am

    Dude I got the same thing

  • Reply Blade527Light October 20, 2019 at 2:21 am

    *made in china

  • Reply Nate _ October 20, 2019 at 2:31 am

    2:14

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