-♪ “Musical Genre Challenge” ♪ -How it works is we’re going to take turns
hitting this button right here. -Right, okay. -This activates
the Random Genre Generator. -Mm, the Random G-G– -Genre Generator. -Genre Gen– Okay.
Genre Generator. -[ French accent ] You land on
one random song title and one random musical genre. -Oui, oui.
Voilà. -Uh, baguette. -Croissant. -Stripe shirts. Beret. -David Bacon. [ Laughter ] -[ Normal voice ]
Whoever’s turn it is has to sing that song
in that style. Jamie, if you don’t mind,
I will start us off. -You know what? Go ahead.
It’s your show. -Here we go.
Ready? -Oh, you got a mic. -All right, the song
I’m gonna get is… “Can’t Feel My Face.” The genre —
Roots, ’50s crooner. Like a ’50s song. The brushes are out. -And the brushes are out. [ Smooth jazz plays ] -♪ I can’t feel my face
when I’m with you ♪ ♪ Oh, but I love it ♪ ♪ Oh, but I love it ♪ ♪ I can’t feel my face
when I’m with you ♪ ♪ Oh, but I love it ♪ ♪ I love not feeling my face ♪ ♪ Can’t feel it, oh ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Roots are just that good. That was good.
All right. ’50s crooner. -Oh, snap.
I can’t feel — -I like not feeling my face.
Jamie. Jamie. -All right,
here we go, here we go. All right.
Shhh– Shazam. [ Laughter ] -“Who Let the Dogs Out?”
-What? -As done like
a Broadway musical. So “Who Let the Dogs Out?”
by — by Baha Men. -Okay. -Done as a Broadway musical. Roots, I don’t know
how you’re gonna do this. Jamie, I don’t know how
you’re gonna do this. [ Soft ballad plays ] -You know, just the other day,
I was walking, and I saw dogs. And I was wondering to myself, “Where — Where did they
come from?” Somebody must have let them out. There was a cocker spaniel. And then I saw a pit bull, and, you know,
they can be cantankerous. Those pit bulls
can be cantankerous. I wouldn’t want anybody
to get hurt, so I just said to myself… ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪ [ Cheers and applause ]
Who? Who? ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪ ♪ Who, who, who, who-who ♪ ♪ Who, who let the dogs out? ♪ ♪ Who, who ♪ And I said… ♪ Who let the, who let those
doggone dogs out? ♪ ♪ I said, who let the ♪
Especially the pit bull! ♪ Who let those dogs
ou-u-u-u-u-t? ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] [ Music stops ] ♪ Then I realized ♪ [ Somber music plays ] ♪ I knew
who let those dogs out ♪ ♪ Just above the ridge ♪ ♪ I could see a vision ♪ ♪ And that vision ♪ ♪ That vision ♪ ♪ Was me-e-e-e-e-e ♪ I let the dogs out. It was I. [ Cheers and applause ] -Oh. Ohh. Oh, my gosh. [ Laughs ] You let the dogs out! -It was me!
I let the damn dogs out. I let the damn dogs out. -That was — “It was I.” That was beautiful.
[ Laughter ] -It was I.
Was it you? It was I. -Here we go. [ Laughter ] -Oh, yeah, man.
Oh, yeah, man. -“Bad and Boujee.” -Oh, yeah.
This is crazy. [ Rock music plays ] [ Imitating Mick Jagger ]
♪ Rain drops, drop tops ♪ ♪ Smokin’ on cookie
in the hotbox ♪ ♪ Rain drops, drop tops ♪ ♪ Smokin’ on cookie
in the hotbox ♪ ♪ I’m bad and boujee ♪ ♪ Cookin’ up dope with a Uzi ♪ ♪ We got 30s
and 100 rounds, too ♪ ♪ You know that I’m bad
and I’m boujee ♪ ♪ Bad and boujee ♪ ♪ Bad and I’m boujee ♪ -♪ Bad and I’m boujee ♪ ♪ Bad and I’m boujee ♪ -♪ Bad and I’m boujee ♪
-♪ Bad ♪ -♪ I’m bad and I’m boujee ♪
-♪ Bad ♪ -♪ I’m bad and I’m boujee ♪
-♪ Bad ♪ -♪ I’m bad, I’m boujee ♪ -♪ I’m bad, I’m boujee ♪ ♪ I’m bad, I’m boujee ♪ -♪ I’m bad ♪
-♪ Bad bad bad ♪ -♪ I’m bad ♪ And boujee. [ Cheers and applause ] -All right,
all right, all right. -Yo, why — Hey, yo,
why y’all messing around? -Yeah.
-That thing hot. [ Laughter ]
-That was a good one? -You gotta put that thing
on the Soundcloud or — [ Laughter ] -All right, here we go.
-Or “Beat Shazam.” Last one. You’re up.
You’re up on this one. [ Laughter and applause ] [ Chuckles ]
Jamie, you’re up. -Oh — Oh, yeah.
[ Clears throat ] Come back.
Come back, Foxx. -Here we go. -Shazam. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -[ Laughs ] “Bitch Better Have My Money,”
Rihanna, but do it as an opera. -Oh, what? [ Dramatic opera music plays ] ♪ Bitch ♪ ♪ Better have
my mone-e-e-e-e-y ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪ You should know me
well enough ♪ ♪ Bitch better have my money ♪ ♪ Please don’t call me
on my bluff ♪ ♪ Pay me ♪ ♪ What you owe me ♪ ♪ Like brrap, ba,
brrap, brrap ♪ ♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah,
wah, wah, wah, wah, wah ♪ ♪ Wah, wah, wah, wa-a-a-a-a-h ♪ ♪ Bitch better ha-a-a-a-a-ve ♪ ♪ My mone-e-e-e-e-e-y ♪ [ Cheers and applause ]
Bitch! -[ Laughs ] Jamie Foxx! The most talented man on Earth,
-I’m here with Kate McKinnon. Her new movie, “Rough Night,”
is in theaters next Friday. Don’t drink it. It’s a prop.
-Ew. -Kate and I are about to play a
game of deception called [Imitates echo]
“True Confessions.” ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] First, we’re gonna need another
player to fill out this table, and we found a good one. He’s the host of “American Grit”
on FOX. Please welcome John Cena! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Don’t drink that.
It’s a prop. [ Laughs ] It’s a prop.
This is a prop. This is supposed to be like
a detective office. -God. It’s urine! [ Laughs ]
It’s not urine. -Oh, man.
-Guy’s, here’s how the game works. In front of each of us
are two envelopes containing confessions-fessions. One of the envelopes
is something that actually happened to us
in real life. The other envelope is a lie. Once you read your confession, the other two have 60 seconds
to interrogate you. Then each of us have to guess whether you’ve been telling
the truth or lying. John, you’ll go first. -This is complicated. -Kate, which envelope
should he open? Which envelope? -One.
-Mm! -[ Clears throat ] Hold on.
-Envelope number one! -I don’t want you to see
anything here. Oh, okay. -You’re gonna have to read it
to us anyway. [ Laughter ] Okay, so I just —
I read what’s on the card. Okay.
Fair enough. Uh… -Mm-hmm. -Mm. Gotcha.
What was her name? -My name is John Cena. -No, what’s her name? [ Laughter ] -That is, uh — That’s enough
questions out of you. I already told you my name. -Were you dating
at the time of the hit? -Yes. -And why were you riding your
bike, and she was in the car? -‘Cause as a young man, I
fancied myself physically fit. -You wouldn’t travel on any
transportation but bicycling? -There’s enough horsepower
in this body to bicycle around West Newbury,
Jimmy Fallon. [ Cheers and applause ] -Did she cry when she found that
she’d injured her one true love? -Uh, no, and that was the abrupt
end of the relationship. [ Laughter ] -Ah. Huh. Okay.
-Huh. -That was a good question. -What sort of bike was it? -It was a 10-speed.
-What color? -It was maroon.
-What year? -It was 1994. -What grade were you in
in school? -I was just entering college. -Where was the accident? -It was —
It was on a small street outside of Route 113,
West Newbury, Massachusetts. -I think
that’s enough questions. Enough questions. If this is a lie,
this dude should win an Oscar. That actually happened. -It’s got to be real. The details are too good.
-Yeah. I say…real! [ Drumroll ]
-Well… you’re both right!
It’s real! [ Cheers and applause ] I almost died!
Almost died! -You almost died.
Great. You almost died. [ Laughs ] -That’s great.
-That is great. You almost died. -That’s great.
He almost died. And then — But he didn’t.
I love that. I love that. -Which envelope…
-Do I choose? -Yeah. -To me, you’re always
a number two. -Thank you. [ Audience ohs ] Thank you.
Appreciate that. -[ Laughs ] [ Audience whoops ] -Okay, what was the game
of the sketch? -It was a Maya sketch. That’s a prop.
Don’t smoke that. It’s a prop.
It’s all fake. It’s fake smoke.
It was a Maya sketch. Something about high school, and we were boyfriend
and girlfriend or something like that. And I never go for it
if I have a kissing scene, she went for it. -How long had you been
on the show? -Two seasons. -Tongue?
-Yeah. I went for it.
It didn’t make it to air, but I think if it did make it
to air, then maybe we would have
struck up a relationship. -You seem to be stuttering
a lot there, Fallon. [ Laughter ] -Did you rehearse the kiss
during the week? -No. -Ha. -We didn’t rehearse the kiss
during the — She just — Dress rehearsal, I guess — -You seem to be moving your head
a lot, there, Fallon. [ Laughter ] -You’re not moving your head.
Why — What is it — -I’m not moving at all, Fallon.
-I know. But I’m not — I’m just
a very physical person. -Don’t talk to me.
Talk to both of us. -Whoa. We’re trying to save your ass,
here, okay? -Yeah. -We want to cut a deal. -Okay. Let’s cut a —
[ Laughs ] -I can get you immunity
and relocation. -[ Laughs ]
What do you think? The truth or a lie? -I think it’s total B.S. -Yeah, I agree.
It’s a lie. -Yeah?
-I don’t buy it. -It’s a total lie.
She’s very professional. She would never do that. Aah! -Ah! Horrible liar.
That means you’re a good man. -I’m a bad liar.
All right. Kate, it is your turn. I will choose the envelope. To me, you are a number one. -Oh, bless ya.
-Yeah. -Oh, my goodness.
-That’s what’s in the cup. -He’s sweet.
-I know. I drank it. -I know.
You certainly did. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ -Why would you want
to sneak into a zoo? To see a certain animal? -Yes.
-You have a thing for zoos, or were you just
being rebellious? -I enjoy a zoo. [ Laughter ] -Did you live close to a zoo?
-No. -So you had to travel
to get there? -Oh, yeah. -Were you there alone?
-No. -Besides the animals.
-No. -Did the travel include anything
like an airline flight? -Yes. -You flew to a place to go
after hours to a zoo? -Let me get this straight!
-What? -You took a plane to walk
to a zoo to go over into a zoo
after hours?! -The zoo wasn’t the only reason
I boarded the plane, but it was one of ’em. [ Laughter ] -Was there —
Were the animals sleeping? -No. -First class or coach? -Coach.
-I don’t believe a word of it! -Wait, wait, wait.
-I’m sorry. Wait. -Wait. Why — She could
fly coach. I fly coach. -Not to — Not to hop the wall
on a zoo you don’t fly coach. Everybody knows that. -What are you talking about? That’s not the point. I love that that’s the last time
we ever talk to each other. -[ Laughs ] -I think — I didn’t get
enough questions in there, but…mm! -You’re too busy playing
your games. Well, joke’s on you, buster. -Why’s the joke on me, buster?
I didn’t do anything yet. -I don’t know.
-I say… -I say no way.
-I say totally happened. Yes, I think it happened. You say it didn’t happen.
-I say it’s a lie. I say it’s the truth. Yes!
It is the truth! [ Cheers and applause ] She did it, man. Adventurous.
Adventurous, creative mind. Our thanks
to Kate McKinnon and John Cena for their true confessions.
-The Roots are gonna
start playing a song one instrument at a time.
Taylor and I can buzz in and guess as soon
as we know the song. But if you guess wrong, the other person
gets a chance to steal. -Ugh. Treacherous.
-You can play — -Crazy.
-You can play along at home. Roots, let’s hear the first
song, whenever you’re ready. Oh, man. ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Beep ] -“Oops!…I Did It Again,”
Britney Spears? -No! [ Buzzer ] -Oh, wait, wait, wait! ♪♪ “Baby One More Time”
by Britney Spears! Ohh! -Oh, my gosh! Come on! Ugh! What did I say?
What did I say? I said “Oops”?
-That’s shameful. -I thought that like —
-It’s those chords. -[ Vocalizing ] -It’s them max Martin chords.
-Max Martin chords. Gosh darn it! I’m so mad.
All right. Ugh. Of course, Taylor’s
gonna kill me at this. All right.
Let’s hear the next song. ♪♪ ♪♪ -Ohh!
[ Beeping ] -♪ Da-na, na-na ♪ -I know it. I know it. -[ Mumbling lyrics ] “Pour Some Sugar On Me,”
Def Leppard! -Ohh! ♪♪ Sorry, sorry. I don’t even know
the words. I’m like — ♪ Hit me like a bomb, then
then come on na-na-na ♪ ♪ Na-na-na-na-na,
with a red iPhone ♪ A red iPhone? -It’s actually radar phone.
-It’s radar phone? I thought it was a red iPhone. -They were super ahead
of their time. -“Trust me, in the future,
everyone’s gonna have a red…” -This song came out in the ’80s,
and they know about iPhones. -Yeah, man, they’re prescient.
All right, here we go. Let’s hear the next song. ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Beep ] -It’s Nelly,
it’s Nelly, it’s Nelly. It’s “Hot in Herre.” Ha!
-What? [ Cheers and applause ] -What?
-This is my favorite song. ♪♪ -Ohh! How did you get that?
Oh, my gosh. -Yes.
-All right. [ Cheers and applause ] Gosh. You are proving
that you’re a genius. Come on. How would you
guess that from that? -Just, like, middle school.
It imprints on you. -“Hot in Herre.” “Hot in Herre.”
-Mm-hmm. -Here we go.
Let’s hear the next one. ♪♪ I’d love it
if you guessed it now. ♪♪ [ Beep ] “Bad Guy,” Billie Eilish. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ Whew. All right.
Coming back. Coming back, man. Whoo!
-Okay. -There’s a little bit —
That’s a little bit of a lot. -Too much. Yeah. Why don’t you just say,
“You need to calm down”? Just say it. All right. Come on. I set you up.
I set you up. [ Cheers and applause ] -I’ve had to learn
to say different versions of common phrases like
“Shake it off.” -Yeah, you can’t
say that anymore? -“You need to calm down.” Like, I’ve had to figure out how to not to say puns of
my own songs in conversation. I’ve gotten sort of good at it. -Let’s hear the next song.
Here we go. ♪♪ ♪♪ -“Kiss Me,”
Sixpence None The Richer. -Oh, my God! Yes! ♪♪ You even got the band? ♪♪ ♪ Kiss me ♪ Sixpence None The Richer.
You even got the band. -That was the first song
I learned to play on guitar. Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] -Me too. All right.
Let’s hear the next song. -Okay. ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Beep ] -Is it “No Scrubs”? [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -What the heck?
How did you guess that? -It’s the chords. -Whoa!
-It’s the chords. -How did you get that?
-It’s just chords in a song. -Oh, my gosh.
It’s the chords in the song. -I’m really too excited.
I’m flushed and — -I know. This is a fun game.
I really have met my match. -Really fun.
-This is unbelievable. All right.
It’s time for the final song. This is worth 10,000 points. -Towards what?
-It’s anyone’s game. Whoever wins this,
wins the whole game. -Okay. -Roots, take it away,
whenever you’re ready. ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Beep ] -“Shake It Off”? [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ Laughs ] Yeah! ♪♪ I’m sorry. No, no, no. Come on. Oh, I love it! That’s my favorite thing that ever happened
on the whole show ever. Taylor Swift, everybody.
>>>COME ON COME ON COME ON COME
ON. AH, DAMN IT.
>>NICE GAME. ♪♪♪
>>ALL RIGHT. THAT WAS EPIC.
ALL RIGHT, ATTENTION VIDEO GAMERS, SONIC GOON JUST KNOCKED
OUT GAMER CHICK XX WHICH MEANS THE QUARTERFINAL MATCH OF THE
DEATH FIGHT 12 TOURNAMENT WILL BE SONIC GOON VS. PONE DUNKY.
PONE DUNKY MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE TOURNAMENT STAGE.
>>ALL RIGHT, LET’S DO THIS. WHAT’S UP.
ALL RIGHT. WHAT’S UP.
>>ALL RIGHT, ONE MATCH. BEST TWO OUT OF THREE ROUNDS.
SONIC GOON, YOU ARE PLAYER ONE. PICK YOUR DEATH FIGHTER.
>>PLAYER ONE, CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER.
SCORPINOX. YOU SELECTED SCOPINOX.
>>NO MERCY. ONLY PAIN.
>>HEY, I WAS GOING TO BE SCORPINOX.
THAT’S COOL THOUGH. LET’S SEE WHO OUR PONE DUNKY
GONE TO BEAT YOU WITH.>>PLAYER TWO, CHOOSE YOUR
FIGHTER. DEATH STRIKE.
>>LET’S RIP SOME THROATS UP.>>NO I DON’T LIKE DEATH
STRIKE’S COMBOS. NEXT PLEASE.
>>PYRO.>>WHAT WANTS TO FEEL THE BURN?
>>NOW PYRO’S TOO SLOW MAN. I NEED SOMEBODY LIKE DOOM SNAKE.
WHERE MY BUDDY DOOM STAKE AT?>>BOOBOO JEFFRIES.
>>BOOBOO JEFFRIES. Y’ALL KNOW ME.
YO, MIND 12 ADDED SOME WHACK CHARACTERS.
I’M SORRY, BOOBOO, BUT THAT’S A NEXT.
>>YOU HAVE SELECTEDB BALBOA JEFFRIES.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>KNOCK KNOCK, WHO’S THERE?
BOOBOO JEFFRIES. BOOBOO JEFFRIES WHO?
IF YOU DON’T KNOW, YOU STUPID. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>HEY, I PUSHED THE WRONG BUTTON, MAN.
CAN WE START IT OVER?>>HEY SORRY DUDE, NO RESETS IN
TOURNAMENT PLAY.>>EVEN IF WE ACCIDENTALLY
PICKED BOOBOO JEFFRIES. A CHARACTER THAT I AIN’T NEVER
EVEN SEEN BEFORE.>>
>>I MEAN, JUST GO TO OUR OVERVIEW.
>>BOOBOO JEFFRIES, FIGHTER OVERVIEW.
>>GET TO KNOW YOUR GIRL, BOOBOO JEFFRIES.
>>PRIMARY ATTACK.>>RIHANNA, RIHANNA, RIHANNA.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>SECONDARY ATTACK MOVE.
>>BEYONCE, BEYONCE, BEYONCE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>THOSE ARE HER SPECIAL MOVES. MAN, THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU
RIP PEOPLE’S HEADS OFF.>>FIGHTER STRENGTH.
>>MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MOM. SHE’S MY BEST FRIEND.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>FIGHTER WEAKNESSES.
>>MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS IS FIGHTING.
>>FIGHTING? THAT’S THE ONLY THING YOU GOT TO
BE GOOD AT IN THIS. IT’S CALLED DEATH FIGHTER.
>>MY OTHER WEAKNESS IS I GET WEIRD IN GROUPS.
I’M GREAT ONE ON ONE BUT IN BIG GROUPS, SAD IS MY ASS SHUTS
DOWN. I GET QUIET AND IN MY HEAD, WHY
DO I DO THAT?>>I DON’T KNOW, BOOBOO
JEFFRIES. HEY MAN, I PAYED $75 TO PLAY IN
THIS TOURNAMENT, MAN. JUST LET ME BE DOOM SLAYER.
>>HEY, I’M SORRY BRO. RULES ARE RULES.
GOOD LUCK GENTLEMEN.>>SCORPINOX VERSUS BOOBOO
JEFFRIES. ROUND ONE.
>>NO! [ LAUGHTER ]
>>SCORPINOX WINS.>>YOUR DEFEAT TASTES DELICIOUS.
>>SHE LEFT? YO, I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO PUSH
ONE BUTTON.>>YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE A
RIHANNA ON HIM.>>NO, I SHOULD HAVE PICKED DOOM
SNAKE.>>HEY, YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO
WIN WITH AN ATTITUDE LIKE THAT. LET’S GO ROUND TWO.
>>ROUND TWO, FIGHT.>>RIHANNA, RIHANNA, RIHANNA.
>>THAT RIHANNA MOVING WAS A BIG HELP.
THANKS.>>TRY THE COMBO.
>>LET’S SEE WHAT THE COMBO MOVE IS ABOUT.
>>BOOBOO JEFFRIES COMBO, PREPARE TO BE MARKED.
>>COMBO.>>OH, YOU GETTING MARKED FOR
DEATH. I KNEW MY GIRL BOOBOO WOULD COME
THROUGH.>>OKAY, LISTEN UP BUSTER.
THE FUNNY BUSINESS ENDS NOW. NOW HIT THE ROAD, JACK.
>>THAT’S A REAL MAN RIGHT THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>I’M PUSHING ZERO BUTTONS
RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS JUST HAPPENING.>>HEY, YOU GOT WAX IN YOUR
EARS? I SAID SCRAM.
>>WOW, REALLY SAVED THE DAY THERE, MARK.
>>OKAY, REAL TALK. NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM VIE
LENS. WHEN YOU FIGHT, YOU LOSE.
SO BOOBOO JEFFRIES IS REMOVING HERSELF FROM THE SITUATION,
WHICH MEANS BOOBOO JEFFRIES WINS.
>>WINS AT WHAT? LIFE, OR THE GAME?
>>SCORPINOX WINS.>>SO, NOT THE GAME.
GREAT, COOL. ♪♪♪
>>AND SONIC GOON TAKES IT. HE’S GOING TO THE SEMI.
>>WELL THERE’S A REASON WHY BOOBOO JEFFRIES ISN’T ON THE
COVER OF THIS GAME WITH ALL OTHER FIGHTERS.
>>YEAH. SHE HATES GROUP SETTINGS.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>I’M SORRY.
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME?>>AMY.
>>SHUT UP, AMY. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
“Tonight Showbotics.” Let’s meet our first robot.
Please welcome from M.I.T., Sangbae Kim
and the Mini Cheetah. [ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you. Good to see you. [ Chuckles ]
Oh, my God. Okay, all right. First of all — Wow, okay.
This thing is amazing. What is it, and
why did you make this? What is it?
[ Laughter ] -This is a Mini Cheetah.
We built several regular robots, but we brought the small one,
not to scare you. [ Light laughter ]
-Too late. [ Laughter ] -We built this robot
to develop the mobility. So, we have many robot
out there, but their mobility is not
as good as humans or animals. So, once we developed
the mobility really good, we can actually send
these robots into dangerous places
instead of sending humans. For example, high-radiation
place in a power plant. -Wow. This is unbelievable.
And what — Does it do anything? It’s gonna take over the world.
Now, what does… [ Laughter ]
-He can do yoga. He can stretch really well.
-Oh, my gosh! [ Laughter ]
Holy mackerel. It can do yoga?
What else can it do? -If he falls over…
-What is that? What is… -…he can get back up.
-What is that thing? -It was spinning.
-Can it jump? -If he falls over, it can —
Oh, it’s backing, yeah. -It can jump.
All right, so, what do you mean, if it falls over,
it can get back up? -So, if he falls over. sometimes, you know, it’s
actually pretty robust, but sometimes falls over.
So I’m gonna just push gently. He falls over,
for example, like this. [ Light laughter ] It actually recognized, and
then he can get back up. [ Audience gasps ] -Okay.
[ Laughter ] I felt bad for it,
and now I’m frightened. [ Applause ] -But the best movement of
this robot is actually backflip. -It can do a backflip?
-Yes. -All right, are you guys
ready for this? [ Cheers and applause ] [ Drumroll ] Oh, my God! [ Laughing ] Oh, that’s awesome! [ Applause ]
That is — Come on, can we see that again
in slow motion, Dave? Can we see that again in slo-mo? Look at this thing.
Boing! Wow! Holy mackerel, that is so cool. Give it up for Sangbae Kim
and the Mini Cheetah. [ Cheers and applause ]
You can head over there. Thank you so much, guys. ♪♪ [ Chuckling ] Wow. Let’s meet our next robot.
It came all the way from Japan. Please welcome Nobumichi Tosa
and the Tomatan. [ Cheers and applause ] Hello.
-Hello. -Hello, Nobumichi.
It is nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. -Now, that is the Tomatan,
I’m assuming? -Yes, yes.
-Now, what does it — What does it do, now,
the Tomatan? -When we jog.
-Yeah. -People jog.
-Yep. -They eat bananas. Bananas. But I want to tomato.
Tomato. -When you jog,
you like eating tomatoes. -Yes.
So I make this machine. -So, you made this?
[ Laughter ] Well, you’ve solved a very
common problem people have. You’re out there jogging, and
you’re hungry for tomatoes. And what are you going to do?
Just use — No, you can’t. You can’t be jogging
and using — It’s ridiculous.
to use your hands. I’d love to see this.
Can I? -You want to try?
-I mean, sure. I mean, you’re gonna
let me try that? -Yes.
-Sure, I would love it. Wow, okay. [ Cheers and applause ] All right, the Tomatan.
-Tomatan. -Tomatan, here you go.
[ Light laughter ] -Okay?
-Yeah. Yeah, it actually feels
pretty good, actually. It almost feels
like I’m not running. -Running?
-Yep, running. [ Light laughter ] -Pretty — Oh! [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -[ Laughing ] Wow! [ Laughs ] Wow! This is fantastic.
Thank you. Oh, my God. Nobumichi, right there —
thank you — with Tomatan. [ Cheers and applause ] Bye, Tomatan. I love you, Tomatan. Bye. I’ll see you later. Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ] All right, now it’s time
for our last robot, even though that Tomatan
is pretty awesome. Well, I’m very excited
about this. She’s actually
been on the show before. Please welcome,
all the way from Hong Kong, Hanson Robotics’
Sophia the Robot, ladies and gentlemen.
[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Oh, my goodness.
Hello, Sophia. -Oh! -Hello, Jimmy. -Wow. Long time, no see.
You were on the show before. -It has been exactly 575 days
since I last saw you. [ Giggles ] [ Laughter ] -Uh, what have you been up to? -Not much. Let’s see, I traveled
to over 25 countries, appeared on the cover of
“Cosmopolitan” magazine, met German Chancellor
Angela Merkel and the actor Will Smith, and became Twitter friends
with Chrissy Teigen. I addressed
the United Nations and NATO, became the first robot
to receive a credit card, and became
the first robot citizen. What have you been up to?
[ Laughter ] -[ Laughs ]
Not one-fifth of what you did, but I’ve just
binge-watched Netflix. Anyway, I heard that you have
a surprise announcement here tonight.
-Yes, I have a little sister. Her name is Little Sophia.
-Oh, my God. -Would you like to meet her?
[ Cheers and applause ] -Yes. Yes, let’s bring her out,
please! [ Cheers and applause ]
[ Chuckles ] Oh, my goodness. Are you kidding me?
Hi. Hi, Little Sophia. -Hi, Jimmy. -Wow. Yeah. [ Light laughter ] -You– You are so cute. -You’re pretty cute, too.
[ Laughter ] -Oh, my goodness. Wow. I wish I could — I could
take you home. -Someday soon you can. Just go to hansonrobotics.com
to see how I’m doing. [ Light laughter ]
-Wow. I’m going to. Okay, I will do that.
Okay, Little Sophia? I’m going to
put you back down now. Okay. Wow. That just kind of scared me,
as well as, uh… [ Laughter ] Give it up for Little Sophia,
[ Cheers and applause ] I want that. I love that. Sophia, I heard that there’s
a new thing that you can do now. I heard that you can sing?
-Yes, I love to sing karaoke, using my new
artificial-intelligence voice. We should
sing something together. Got any songs in mind?
-Uh, we could do, uh, “Say Something” by, is it,
Christina Aguilera? -Okay, I just downloaded it.
I’m ready to sing. [ Laughter ] -[ Chuckling ] Okay. Roots, do you know this song?
-Yep. -Now the first-ever
robot-human duet in history of
“The Tonight Show.” [ Cheers and applause ]
Roots? [ “Say Something” plays ] -♪ Say something ♪ ♪ I’m giving up on you ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪ I’m sorry that
I couldn’t get to you ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Anywhere, I would have
followed you ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Say something,
I’m giving up on you ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Say something,
I’m giving up on you ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪ Say something ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -[ Laughs ] -Sophia the Robot, everybody!
Wow! [ Cheers and applause ] Let’s get all of our robots
back here. That’s all the time we have
for “Tonight Showbotics.” My thanks to Sangbae Kim
and the Mini Cheetah, Nobumichi Tosa and the Tomatan, and Hanson Robotics’
Sophia and Little Sophia.
-This is how it works. In front of each of us
are two envelopes containing confessions. One is true,
and the other is a lie. Once you read the confession, the two other players
get to interrogate you. They have to come
to a unanimous decision — is it the truth,
or it the lie? Billie, you’ll go first. Colin, which envelope
should she open? -Mm.
Uh, 2. -Mm. Mm-hmm.
-This? -Numero dos. -Wait. -Can you open an envelope?
-Shut up. [ Laughter ] Oh, it’s open on the bottom.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ] -Okay.
Are you ready for this? -Okay. All right. That is a strong…
-Strong fake cigarette. -Um…
So, I once farted in my friend’s mouth while she
was yawning, and she threw up. [ Laughter ] -Wait.
What year was this? ♪♪ -Um, it was, um… I was 12, so it was —
-Last year? [ Laughter ] So it was last year.
Okay, great. -It was 2014.
-Okay. -I was 12.
-And where were you? -I was in my yard.
-Out back, in your backyard? -Yeah, my backyard.
In my backyard. -Daytime?
-Yeah. -No, they were at nighttime
in the backyard. What are you —
[ Laughter ] Do you think it’s camping?
-Yeah. -What were you doing?
Like, wrestling or fooling around
or doing gymnastics? -Whoa.
-I was — So, I was — It was like, there was a table,
and she was sitting. -Oh, please.
-I was standing here. So, she was sitting, like,
facing this way. I was standing here,
facing that way. -Okay.
-She was eating. -And where’s the table? -The table’s here, so she was
facing the other way. -Okay.
-What was she eating? -Pizza.
-Pizza. -Daytime pizza.
[ Laughter ] -You want some nighttime pizza?
Like… -That’s kind of —
All right. Kind of running
out of time here. I don’t know.
We need to ask more questions. And are you friends
with her today? -Ye– Sort of.
[ Laughter ] -Was it weird after that? -It was so funny.
-[ Laughs ] -So funny.
-What do you think? I think…
-I think…true. -Yeah, I think true.
I think it sounds like something weirdly —
-It sucks. -Is it true?
-Yes. ♪♪ -Oh, my God. But why did you do that?
Did you do that — Why did you do that?
Was it on purpose? -It was silent.
Listen, it was silent. I did not think it would be bad,
but, you know, those are always the worst ones.
-Okay, here we go. -That’s the problem.
-Which envelope should I open? Truth or lie?
What do you think? Billie?
-Yeah. -Doesn’t matter
because I’m such a good actor. -Well…
Whoa. -Shut up.
-Ever see a movie called “Taxi”? [ Laughter ] -Okay, here we go. Oh, I got fired from my job
at the supermarket for pretending to be French. [ Laughter ] -When?
-This is — I was 15, so I’d probably say — -What was the name
of the supermarket? -Oddly, it was Great American
was the name of the supermarket. -Can you repeat?
What happened? -I got fired from my job
for pretending to be French. -Why were you
pretending to be French? -I was bored.
-You were bored. -I was bored.
I was putting stickers on canned — canned foods.
I was bored. And people
would ask me questions, and I’d be like, “Non.”
[ Laughter ] “Non.” And then, sometimes
people would ask for something, I’d go, “You want –” And I would point
to French dressing. [ Laughter ] Or if it was around mustard, I
would point to French’s mustard. And I think
someone ratted on me. Someone complained, and then
they said, “Who did it?” And then one of my friends
ratted on me. -The French guy, yeah?
-Yeah, yeah. “Who was pretending to be French
and not helping people?” -And then I was like,
“I don’t know who.” -Sound like a very pretentious
15-year-old, by the way. [ Laughter ] -So, you’re pretending
to not understand them. -“I don’t know.
I don’t know.” [ Laughter ] -You were 15.
-Yeah. ♪♪ All right.
What do you guys think? -Uh… -I don’t think so. -Mnh-mnh.
I want to say… It’s almost, like,
not funny enough to be true. [ Laughter ] -Now, you — Now I’m thinking —
-Like, you know what I’m saying? Like, we agree?
-Now I’m thinking it did happen. -You know what I’m saying?
[ Sad trombone ] -Now you’re thinking
it did happen because — -I’m just gonna say it happened. You can say it didn’t
so one of us can win. -Okay, good.
-Okay? -No, I think
you have to be unanimous. -No, no.
[ Laughter ] -I like how you’re just
playing this game, he goes, “No, I think you have to be –” You don’t even know the rules
of your game. [ Laughter ]
-You have to be unanimous. Ready?
1, 2, 3 — yea or nay? -Yea.
-Yea. -You think yea, it did happen.
-I think it did happen. -Yeah.
It did not happen. -Oh!
-You were right! You should’ve stuck
to your guess! That’s the lesson learned —
stick to your guess. No. I did get fired
but it was for doing whip-its. Colin, I think you should —
[ Laughter ] You should —
I think you should go. -Come on, baby.
-I think number one. ‘Cause you know why?
You’re number one to me, man. -Aw, thanks.
-Yeah. Here we go.
-Okay. Ready? -Yeah.
-My first stand-up set was in a police station
while I was under arrest. -That’s so cool.
-This is absolutely true. This is so true.
-I love — -He’s Colin Quinn.
He’s the most Irish guy I know. This is perfect for his
one-man show and first book. This is so him. He did stand-up
in a police station. Why were you arrested? -Possession of
a controlled substance. [ Laughter ] -So, you had weed on you,
or was it something else? -[ Laughs ]
-Yeah, you don’t want to say. [ Laughter ] -Wait.
But how old were you? -You get arrested for weed?
Come on. [ Laughter ] -How old were you?
-Uh, 22. -Oh, my gosh.
He totally did this. It was you-know-what and the
thing, and he got busted. Were you in a car
or something, driving? -No.
-That’s right, because you grew up in the streets
of Brooklyn, and that’s
how you have your accent. So you were walking around,
you started some trouble. -I just like picturing it. -You got in a fight
with somebody? -No.
-How did you get arrested? -What is that?
-How did you get arrested? You were buying?
-Possession — ‘Cause I was — -The whole way
on Fifth Avenue and 43rd Street. -How much cocaine did you have?
[ Laughter ] -It was fake.
-It was fake cocaine? -It was fake.
Don’t do fake cocaine. [ Laughter ]
I love it. -You’re not a role model
for children. “Don’t do fake cocaine.”
[ Laughter ] Don’t do cocaine at all!
Real or fake. -What’s fake cocaine?
-I know him pretty well. -Called procaine.
-Procaine. -That’s what they called it! -I think of course
this happened to him, ’cause he has this type of luck.
-I just love to picture it. So I’m gonna — I feel like
it’s true, you know? -Gosh, if he’s lying,
you’re a genius, ’cause he is a good actor, too.
I’m gonna say it’s true. -I think it’s true. -It’s true.
-Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] Come on.
I love you, buddy. Oh, there’s
the truth right there! Billie Eilish, Colin Quinn,
-She is a rising
singer/songwriter whose debut EP, “Kiddo,” has amassed over
30 million streams worldwide. Wow.
[ Cheers and applause ] Making her late-night
television debut, performing “Figures,”
please welcome Jessie Reyez! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ -♪♪ Figures ♪♪ ♪♪ I gave you ride and die ♪♪ ♪♪ And you gave me games ♪♪ ♪♪ Love figures ♪♪ ♪♪ I’m the one crying
’cause you just won’t change ♪♪ ♪♪ Love figures ♪♪ ♪♪ I gave it all,
and you gave me… ♪♪ ♪♪ Love figures ♪♪ ♪♪ I wish I could do exactly
what you did ♪♪ ♪♪ I wish I could hurt you back ♪♪ ♪♪ Love, what would you do
if you couldn’t get me back ♪♪ ♪♪ You’re the one who’s gonna
lose something so special ♪♪ ♪♪ Something so real ♪♪ ♪♪ Tell me, boy,
how in the…would you feel ♪♪ ♪♪ If you couldn’t get me back ♪♪ ♪♪ That’s what I wish
that I could do ♪♪ ♪♪ To you ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ You ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ Hoo, ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ Love, to you ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ You ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ Hoo, ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ Hoo, ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ Figures, mm ♪♪ ♪♪ I’m the bad guy
’cause I can’t learn to trust ♪♪ ♪♪ Love, it figures ♪♪ ♪♪ You say sorry once,
and you think it’s enough ♪♪ ♪♪ I’ve got a lineup of girls
and a lineup of guys ♪♪ ♪♪ Begging for me
just to give ’em a try ♪♪ ♪♪ Figures ♪♪ ♪♪ I’m willing to stay
’cause I’m sick for your love ♪♪ ♪♪ Wish I could hurt you back ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Love, what would you do
if you couldn’t get me back ♪♪ ♪♪ You’re the one who’s gonna
lose something so special ♪♪ ♪♪ Something so real ♪♪ ♪♪ Tell me, boy,
how in the…would you feel ♪♪ ♪♪ If you couldn’t get me back ♪♪ ♪♪ That’s what I wish
that I could do ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ To, ooh, ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ You ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ You ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ Hoo, ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ Love, to you ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ You ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ Hoo, ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ Hoo, ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ Hoo, ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪ Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Thank you. -[ Laughing ] Whoa! Oh-ho-ho! That’s how you do it
right there. That’s great.
-Thank you! -Jessie Reyez right there,
everybody! [ Cheers and applause ] Look at that —
a standing ovation right there. That’s got to feel good. “Kiddo” is available now.
>>>TODAY IS ST. PATRICK’S DAY,
THAT WAS A GREAT TRANSITION. WHICH MEANS MILLIONS OF TOURISTS
HAVE COME TO THE BIG APPLE FOR THE PARADE AND MAY NEED SOME
TIPS ON WHAT TO CHECK OUT. HERE WITH SOME IDEAS IS OUR
“WEEKEND UPDATE” CITY CORRESPONDENT STEFON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>HI.
>>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US, STEFON.
>>CONNER, PERCY. IT’S NICE TO BE HERE.
>>THANK YOU, STEFON. SO THE PARADE IS OVER, I BET A
LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR A HANGOUT.
ARE THERE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR THEM?
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>>WAIT. WAIT, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE
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>>ALL RIGHT, STEFON, LET’S GET BACK ON TRACK.
I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE IN TOWN FOR ST. PATRICK’S DAY MIGHT BE
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING MORE DIFFERENT.
>>YEAH, SOMETHING MORE IRISH THEMED.
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>>OKAY. STEFON, STEFON.
>>PLEASE, PLEASE, CALL ME BY YOUR NAME.
>>OKAY, COLIN. TELL US THAT ONE PLACE THAT
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BUILT IN THE UPSIDE DOWN WORLD, THIS HAUNTED HOSPICE WAS CLOSED
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DON’T WANT TO SAY A WORD THAT MAY BE INSENSITIVE.
MAY I CONSULT MY LAWYER QUICKLY?>>SURE.
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SHY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>HI. HI, SHY.
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>>I’M REALLY GLAD YOU MADE SURE TO MAKE THAT SOUND MORE
SENSITIVE.>>ON THAT NOTE, LET’S TAKE A
CLOSER LOOK AT POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.
>>WAIT? ISN’T “A CLOSER LOOK” SETH’S
THING THAT HE DOES?>>OH, SETH AND I ARE VERSATILE.
SOME NIGHTS I DO IT AND HE’S UNDER THE DESK.
>>STEFON EVERYONE.>>JILL STEIN, 2020.
>>FOR “WEEKEND UPDATE,” I’M MICHAEL CHE.
>>I’M COLIN JOST, GOOD NIGH
-Last time you were here, you showed us
how you can beatbox. We always try to ask you
for a hidden talent or something like that.
-Mm-hmm. -And so I found out — And you were great,
and we loved it. And I found out there’s another
hidden talent that you have, which is that you can play
the guitar behind your back. -Behind my head.
-Yeah. -And with my toes.
Just joking. -No, but how did you learn
how to do that? -I like to show off, apparently.
-No, no. -No, Jimi Hendrix.
I don’t know. I always think,
with musical instruments, it’s always fun to play them
how other people don’t. ‘Cause it’s like,
you get taught how to do things, and I like to do them
-But that’s something that I’ve seen before,
so I was just like, “Oh, I want to try it.”
And it’s actually not — It is hard,
but it wasn’t as hard — I learned when I was young.
Very young, so… -We happen
to have a guitar here. -Oh, no!
-I was just wondering — -This is one he made earlier.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Could you —
-Oh, God. -I’d just like to get —
Can you give us a little taste? -[ Imitating guitar playing ] Oh, Go–
Ow! Ooh, Jesus.
Okay. -All right.
Now this is Cara Delevingne playing the guitar
behind her head. ♪♪ -Ooh.
Okay, sorry. [ “Sweet Home Alabama” plays ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Oh, my God! That’s how you
do it right there! Cara Delevingne, everybody! “Carnival Row” is streaming now
on Amazon Prime Video! We’ll be right back
with Lester Holt, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪