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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪>>HE JUST LEFT. HE JUST — >>Jimmy: SORRY, I JUST TOOK A LITTLE NAP. >>OH, GEEZ, I’M SORRY. >>Jimmy: I FIGURED WHILE YOU WERE OUT THERE WITH THEM I’D GET A LITTLE SHUT-EYE. HOW ARE YOU? SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE’VE GOT LITTLE KIDS AT HOME. BY THE WAY, I JUST WANT TO ASK ABOUT CHRISTMAS IN YOUR HOUSE. I IMAGINE — IS IT A BIG DEAL, SOMETHING THAT YOU GUYS ARE — DO YOU GET VERY FESTIVE AND EXCITED ABOUT?>>YOU KNOW, FOR JADA — MY WIFE — CHRISTMAS IS REALLY SERIOUS.>>Jimmy: REALLY?>>WE DON’T JOKE ABOUT CHRISTMAS. >>Jimmy: OH, REALLY?>>YEAH. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I — OUR FAMILY, SCATTERED TO THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH ALL YEAR. BUT ON CHRISTMAS, SHE’S REALLY SERIOUS. LIKE SHE GOES WAY TOO — SHE GOT ANTLERS. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, SHE’S ONE OF THOSE MOMS WHERE LIKE CHRISTMAS IS — YOU BETTER BE AT HOME. >>Jimmy: BE THERE. >>BE THERE ON CHRISTMAS AND EVERYBODY DOES WHAT MOMMY SAYS. >>Jimmy: I SEE. >>YEAH.>>Jimmy: JADA WAS HERE A FEW MONTHS AGO. SHE TOLD ME A STORY ABOUT YOU. I’M CURIOUS TO GET YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY. >>OH, MAN, SHE BEEN PUTTING MY BUSINESS IN THE STREET? LAUGH LIVE. >>Jimmy: SHE HAS. >>WHAT’D SHE SAY?>>Jimmy: SHE SAID YOU’RE PUTTING YOUR BUSINESS IN THE STREET IS BASICALLY WHAT SHE SAID. SHE SAID THAT WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE MONEY, SHE SAID OFF THEN YOU HAVE NO WASH ON YOU, I DO WALLET, YOU WILL PANHANDLE. GO UP TO PEOPLE AND SAY, CAN I HAVE MONEY?>>HOLD UP. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS — THIS IS — THIS HAS BEEN A REAL ISSUE IN OUR MARRIAGE. >>Jimmy: IT HAS?>>THAT’S RIGHT. SO WE’VE BEEN TOGETHER 20 YEARS THIS NEW YEAR’S. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THAT’S A LOT OF YEARS.>>RIGHT? WE ALMOST AIN’T MAKE IT. WE ALMOST AIN’T MAKE IT. RIGHT? SO OUR FAMILY, WE START A COMPANY, JUST WATER. RIGHT? SO IT’S, YOU KNOW, 81% PAPER BOTTLE. WE WERE EXCITED, OUR FAMILY, FIRST BUSINESS OUTSIDE OF ENTERTAINMENT. AND WHOLE FOODS TAKES THE COMPANY AND THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE US IN ALL 400 STORES. IT WAS THE FIRST DAY AND WE’RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN NEW YORK. AND I SEE THE FIRST PALLET COMING INTO THE WHOLE FOODS. I’M LIKE, BABE, LOOK, LOOK! THAT’S OUR COMPANY! BUT I JUST — I DON’T WEAR JEWELRY, I RARELY HAVE MONEY, I DON’T CARRY MONEY WITH ME. SO I WAS LIKE, OH, MAN! IT’S 99 CENTS FOR EACH BOTTLE, SO $2, WE COULD BOTH GET A BOTTLE. SHE DIDN’T HAVE MONEY, I DIDN’T HAVE MONEY. SHE WAS LIKE, LET’S WALK BACK TO THE HOUSE. BABE, IT’S FOUR BLOCKS TO THE HOUSE. I WAS LIKE, LET’S ASK THOSE PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS LIKE — I WAS LIKE, BABE, I GOT A EYE FOR “FRESH PRINCE” FANS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>THEY’RE SPECIAL, RIGHT?>>Jimmy: RIGHT. >>SHE WAS LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING? I WAS LIKE, IT’S $2, ASK THEM FOR $2. AND SHE WAS LIKE, YOU WANT TO WALK UP TO PERFECT STRANGERS AND ASK FOR MONEY? I SAID, IT’S “FRESH PRINCE” FANS. SHE WAS LIKE, NO. THERE’S NO WAY THAT WE’RE GOING TO WALK UP TO STRANGERS AND ASK FOR MONEY. I WAS LIKE, BABE, THEY WOULD LIKE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WOULD BE FUN FOR THEM TO SAY “WILL AND JADA BORROWED $2.” SHE SAID, THEY AIN’T GOING TO BE ABLE TO SAY WILL AND JADA DID NOTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT WILL SOLO. >>SHE MADE US WALK FOUR BLOCKS TO GO GET $2. THEN FOUR BLOCKS BACK. TO BUY THE WATER. AT WHICH POINT IT WAS GOOD BECAUSE I WAS PARCHED. [ LAUGHTER ] GOOD WALK. FOUR BLOCKS BACK TO THE HOUSE.>>Jimmy: THIS IS EXACTLY HOW SHE TOLD THIS STORY ALSO. [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, THE TRANSCRIPTS ARE THE SAME. BUT IN HER VERSION SHE SEEMED RIGHT, IN YOUR VERSION YOU SEEM RIGHT.>>SHE WAS LIKE, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU’RE SO ARROGANT THAT YOU WOULD THINK — SO YOU’RE SUGGESTING THAT IT WOULD BE A TREAT FOR STRANGERS TO GIVE YOU MONEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT PROBABLY WOULD BE.