Okay, so basically I’m not very happy. Err this isn’t what I call a great use of my time but apparently it is great for you. On FoodTube we said it was all about you and responding to what you want and according to you all the numbers
you guys loved “Slap me Jamie”. And if you don’t know what “Slap me Jamie” click the box over there and you can see “Slap me Jamie” So now we’ve moved on. The prodcuers thought it
would be a great idea to shackle me up with some kinky cheap handcuffs, tie me up
and basiaclly do “Tickle Jamie” So there’s three boxes there. You can slap me with a chicken, you can tickle me with a feather duster and there might also be a secret little box there and something special will happen. And if you want to humiliate me even more, then click share and share it on Twitter, Facebook or whatever and let what even
more people see what a complete **** I am. Thanks very much. Go on, get on with it. This is pathetic! Get away, this I’ve worked really hard for fifteen years for
what that? You don’t see Gordon Ramsey doing this sort of **** do you? Haha! Get off! Go on How often are you going to do this What are you doing?! Go on a little bit harder Hahaha! Ow! My god that hurt! Argh, just a minute! Rubbish, that is so wet. The least you could do is just jab me in the stomach harder. Harder. That is just, aaah! That hurt. No! I’ve had four kids I don’t care. Do what you like Do what you like! Free contraception, you’re doing me a favour. Not hurting, not hurting Take that chicken and stick it up your Oh, oh I feel a bit funny Oh I feel a bit erratic and moody all of a sudden Just a minute, ohh. Check me out! I’m hot I’ve always wanted to be a girl for a day Oh no, no! I was so close I just wanted to touch the. Please make me her again Oh no! Mate. The Harlem shake is over with Eurgh, don’t kiss me, you are me. An ugly me, kissing me, that’s wrong Alright, alright you’ve had your fun now. If you want to embarrass me anymore just go ahead and share it with your community, thanks very much Come on boys, we’re done now yeah? Can we go? Can you let me out? Guys? Guys? GUYS!