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for what you want all trade for what I want that’s funny who the hell is that that’s Kyle he’s ugly that’s enough you don’t there was a matter of time you don’t
tell him he’s ugly huh you don’t do that apologize I’m telling
you sorry I’m sorry you’re ugly no I apologize Carl I’m sorry i love you
least French outside that Lanza talk to a properly engage in conversation how old are you no no no don’t ask a
lady her age what you’re you don’t know i love the I
know you love stop saying it I love you all right that’s enough that’s enough I
got to sing to her is no strong we’re not doing as long hit the music and I will always show yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Sookie you’re not more time you can do it on yeah yeah yeah last year yeah Oh yeah yeah ok yeah yeah thank you very much you yeah careful even lose my voices I got the
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quiz for SAT right there tickety trying to turn the chicken the
other guys thinking of starting to get away to try to get away now go see ya he’s a nobody a weird any witnesses now now hypnotist puts people to sleep so you missed the man that this week
yeah I didn’t think I was going to see you again de you don’t you think all the
knee this week once a man has been calling you HD mhm hey sees that because we want
television and you’re in high definition knows because on a hot down there stop it get me out no man during yeah trust me right the night Simon oh not you i thought i sent you
home I’m not finished my accurate you see
you’re a sensation with the ladies all over the world yes I am just tell me can you let me in on your
little secret well I speak different languages that
really can you speak Spanish can you know how am I going to do it
there that’s it I’m gonna count to ten envision the new
translate to see what you got one dunno – does three hang on what this isn’t going to work no not
going to count to ten yes how do I know when you get to 60 is this going to hurt but it not matter I’m not shot Lily that’s not really yeah this is like him No Amanda of all do you already ok sign sign –
together mask as we go together so well we go he’ll get I got to do you got to get up going down to the dog – it’s a big practice yeah yeah my name is terry fator I’m Anna Taylor
this is Emma Taylor and the saner yeah she’s a singer she does impressions of
female singers oh well show us what you got all right
get it what what what are you doing what with Emma do you know who that is yeah you’re gonna do an impression of her
yeah Emma Taylor yeah and laughs yeah my lonely days are older yeah and the song yeah oh yeah yeah and let Taylor yeah I was positive did you throw one more
out of stock Apollo yeah I can’t oh you want to do ashlee
simpson all right all right doing Ashley Simpson okay I apologize
for that i apologize Ashley I have a special guest for you ok and I invite sure yeah just for you nice Wendy come on Oh get them closed down isn’t she lovely whenever you’re ready hey you can say you good evening you speak English it’s my knife back come on a say
something no what what why not is it is fantastic
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we small say okay haha a Wendy listen to me you think I am
stupid yes that’s correct I want so well you don’t want to speak
anymore no okay and now oh yes i want you know
you know how to see know what yes yes yes where will listen to you yeah it’s a bow
and you understand me yeah music please we’re going to sing
something for you are right up there don’t forget look at the audience to
accept feelings come on no Senor are you trying to – gasps okay please come on it’s a pretty good talent okay
altogether feelings yeah p oh my yeah tonight live from radio city you are
going to become human ventriloquist dummy okay now all you
have to do when all you have to do is keep looking out there all right let me do all the talking okay
and I’ve got to say that’s a pretty good fit by the way this is Charlie are you okay
Charlie yes thank you first of all we got to
find your voice I mean it matches your physical appearance something butch something macho are you okay yes I when it shocked me and shocked me I was only joking you’re going to change
the voice no no I like it okay i want to say no to my fans you want to sell it to this not yes
turned the people on the right get my big wave say hello hello nicely done now the people on the Left
say hi to them and now the people right up and talking about big sexy hello
hello did you see them waving back idiots now stop touching me what get around what stop touching me
what do you mean I’m not touching get away okay all right all right that far enough
hair fucked how are you doing that I’ve got a little
control in my hand here oh wow that’s amazing she’s got a
controller he can control me yes that’s right oh now you can have
some fun I don’t one of their judge know our the enact you want to be in that yes
you can judge lee you want me to judge you yes going to sit in my seat I can’t sit
in your seat no no I insist well if you insist hello fellow judges it’s great to be here ok so I’m
accompanied by a judge on America’s Got Talent so what’s your name well my name is in my neighbor i’m sorry
ellen get nervous don’t worry take your time my name is Harry hello good evening how
and what are you gonna do for us tonight tonight I want to do my dancing look you don’t have to no no I really
wanted to ok so do you have some moves you like to
show us oh yes let me stand up first of all here I go okay first of all I’d like to stretch I’m gonna do some stretching I just
stretched my arms like this and my legs like this ok so now to business okay what are
going to do I’m going to show you my twerking so I turn around I tenor homes I put my hands on the seat and i wiggle
my back’s is that it oh yes hang on let me turn
around again yes ok so that was fantastic don’t make
me laugh that I can’t make you talk when I laugh so what are you gonna do for
your performance this evening to match I’m gonna do some Irish dancing really
naked i I really don’t think this is the show
for that so well when you’re ready the stage is yours cue the music yeah yeah welcome to the global got talent youtube
channel click here to subscribe yeah you know this really cool be here
with you man my dog you’re a great don’t you oh you mean mobile I got it yeah
PEOPLE ARE AWESOME 2017 (COMPILATION) STREET PAINTING
Designing is all about creativity… …an eye for detail and good judgment. Still, mistakes are inevitable. But some of these design fails… …don’t just qualify for mistakes, though. They range from silly to stupid… …and downright outrageous! Let’s check ’em out! This crazy wedding card displays… …the lucky bride and groom suspended, seemingly as if they’d just hung themselves. Not exactly the kind of honeymoon… …most of us had in mind. Whoever fixed this baby advert to this buzz… …must have muffled their laughter after they realized… …that they created… Terminator’s love child! Let’s hope the eye doesn’t actually function as a… …heat ray. Even though that would be pretty cool. And now for some toilet humor! One of many examples coming up… …this toilet design needs ya to fight for your… …right to wipe! The roll is… …not just out of reach, but also out of… …sight! If ya didn’t see it on your way in, you… …not even think that there’s a… …toilet roll installed at all! This toilet fail is probably equally as stupid. When that door’s closed, it’s going to leave… …a gap for others to peer right into the… …bathroom! Here’s yet another ridiculous toilet fail. This one’s even more dumbfounding than the others, though. It really makes you question human sanity. The only possible explanation for this… …is that it’s some sort of abstract art piece… …in a modern art gallery.
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*multiple people talking* “Turn faster Megan” “MY GOD” *screams* “OH HO” *wheezing laughter* “KEHKEK KEKEK” *multiple people speaking* *vulture scream* “OHHHH OOHOOHOOHOO” *screaming laughter* “He said number 2!” Oh he hops on the rail? OH YEAH! Ohohooh *CRASH* “ohhOH” *muffled* “Oh Jesus…” “dOn’t fALL MekAYLa” OH MY GAWHD “I’ll be damned” “OH! my god” *whimpering screeching* some kid in the backgrond: “what the fuck?” Teacher: We need more books, it’s gonna hold! *happy screaming children* *horrified screaming children* Teacher: you need to point to the words. k? Teacher: Luke I’m going to clip you down. Teacher: Stop. *Girls singing* dude in background: He actually put a hole in the floor *crowd roars in excitement* “OHHHH FAIL!” “no fucking way” “HELLO AND WELCOME” “TO MAYHEM CIRCUS!” *auditorium bursts in laughter* “testing” “one two” “oh damn” “I didn’t do anythi-” Teacher: are you okay?
dude: yeah. “GWRLTFORBO AHHHH” “Kay so, my son took a nap. *small laugh* “It’s 7 o’clock and night” “and he thinks it’s 7 o’clock in the morning” “he- he woke up” “and got ready for school” “Kiam.” “What’re you doing?” “Kiam” Kiam: what? *laughing* “what’re you doing?” Kiam: what do you mean what am I doing? “What are you doing right now?” Kiam: *irritated* waiting for the bus! *mom giggles* *entire class starts screaming* woman: *laughing* are you okay? “Oh my god!” other person: “ohhhh” You’re scared 1, 2, 3 “LET’S GO!” “AHHH” “DO IT!” quiet dude: I’ll stay right here “ANTHONY HEY ARE YOU ALRIGHT? *cheering/singing* *laughter* Teacher: Hey knuckleheads! Teacher: knock it off *laughter continues* child: drop it in three t-
Teacher: wait, w-w-w wait *child laughing* “okay ready? ready, set, go!” “Y’gotta break it Drew” Parent in back: Let’s go! ready? BREAK! Parent in back: HAUGH! everyone: ohhhhh… *single note playing* “w-w-w-w-wait!” R- GO! AUGHHHH daaaamn “think that’s the principal” “awww” “he did it on purpose! *robotic voice* And Andy is going to touch that door *robotic voice* hinge thing with his head So, one! two! alright ready? set go! 2,3,4,5,6 YOU RETARDED! ow fuck woaOah! *clapping and laughter* HUEHEHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “oh shit” “hit me we’ll be called chumps too many chopped woods such” standing woman: give me audience good madam! “he can’t even stop it” ah! “ARGH!” other dude: holy fucking shit *toddlers singing “heads, shoulders knees and toes” HEY THEARE VICTOOOOOOOOORIAAA MAHHH HEAD ON THE PLANE Well, you can finish after you start my final You’re on my time now Alright, you need to separate *airhorn/whoopie cushion* *students burst in laughter*
What the heck was that? hurry up! “are you okay?!” *singing happy birthday in Spanish*
-Hi, guys, I’m here with the one
and only Ariana Grande. And we’re gonna do something
really fun here. In the next room are some
of Ariana’s biggest fans, and they’re going to do a cover
of one of Ariana’s songs, thinking that it’s a fan video
for Ariana to show to her. What they don’t know is that,
she’s actually right next to them, listening to them live. And we’re going to surprise them
and then, say hi to them. -Yeah.
-Here we go. You ready to do this?
-We’re gonna do it now. One, two, three.
-Yep. -♪♪ I was a liar ♪♪ ♪♪ I gave into the fire ♪♪ ♪♪ I know I should’ve fought it ♪♪ ♪♪ At least I’m being honest ♪♪ -♪♪ Feel like a failure ♪♪ ♪♪ ‘Cause I know
that I failed you ♪♪ ♪♪ Should’ve done you better ♪♪ ♪♪ ‘Cause you don’t want a liar ♪♪ -♪♪ And I know
and I know and I know ♪♪ ♪♪ She gives you everything but
boy, I couldn’t give it to you ♪♪ -♪♪ And I know
and I know and I know ♪♪ ♪♪ That you got everything but
I got nothing here without you ♪♪ -♪♪ So one last time ♪♪ ♪♪ I need to be the one ♪♪ ♪♪ Who takes you home ♪♪ ♪♪ One more time ♪♪ ♪♪ I need to be ♪♪
-You sound great! -Oh, oh!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You’re real. You’re real.
You’re really real. -Yes, you’re so cute.
-Oh, my God. Jimmy, hi!
Oh, my God! -♪♪ One last time ♪♪ ♪♪ I need to be the one ♪♪ ♪♪ Who takes you home ♪♪ ♪♪ One more ♪♪
-Sorry, just do one more. -What?
-We’ll just do one more take and then —
Ariana, what do you think? -I thought it was really good.
-What?! -♪♪ One last time ♪♪ ♪♪ I need to be the one ♪♪ ♪♪ Who takes you home ♪♪ ♪♪ One more time ♪♪ ♪♪ I promise to ♪♪
Oh, my God! Stop!
-Hi, surprise. That was great. And I loved your alt melodies. -Yes, you did it all —
-You made a different choice. I was like, “Oh, hell yeah.” -♪♪ Know I should’ve fought it ♪♪ ♪♪ At least I’m being honest ♪♪ ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
[ Strumming guitar out of tune ] ♪♪ ‘Cause I don’t want
to be without you ♪♪ -That was amazing.
Oh, my God. -Hi. -Oh, my God.
Ariana, I have been a fan of you, since “Yours Truly.”
-Oh, my gosh. -You’ve been my inspiration
my whole life. -Thank you.
-How long have you — How long have you been of mine?
-For, like, nine years. -Of mine.
-Oh, of you? -Yeah.
-Well, um — Thank you very much.
-Take care. Yeah. Just get some DVDs.
You can start watching the show. -I love you.
[ Laughter ] Bye. Thank you.
-11:30, it’s on NBC. -I will watch it.
-Yeah? All right, cool. -♪♪ And I know
and I know and I know ♪♪ ♪♪ That you’ve got everything but
I got nothing here without ♪♪ Oh, my God!
Oh, my God. Hi.
-Sorry, I messed up. -Yeah.
-It’s okay, we got you. -You messed up a little bit.
-Don’t worry, we’ll help. -No.
-Hey. -Are you ser–
-Hey. -Hi! I love this. It’s like
“No Tears Left to Cry.” -Oh, God.
-I love your writing. Yeah. Oh, my God.
You look so good. -I try, but I feel
like Swiss cheese. -No!
-[ Laughing ] My gosh. -♪♪ Should’ve done you better ♪♪ ♪♪ ‘Cause you don’t want a liar ♪♪ ♪♪ And I know
and I know and I know ♪♪ ♪♪ She gives you everything but
boy I couldn’t give it to you ♪♪ -I think we we got that take.
Sorry. -It was good.
That was great. -Oh, my God. -It was perfect! It was fine. It was fine.
It was great. You sound great.
-Ahh! Oh, my God!
-You sound great. -♪♪ One last time ♪♪ -♪♪ I was a liar ♪♪ ♪♪ I gave into the fire ♪♪ ♪♪ I know I should’ve fought it ♪♪ ♪♪ At least I’m being honest ♪♪ ♪♪ So one last time ♪♪ ♪♪ I need to be the one ♪♪ ♪♪ Who takes you home ♪♪ ♪♪ One more ♪♪ -You sound beautiful.
-Oh, my gosh. -Cutie.
You sound so great. I’m so happy to meet you.
You sound beautiful. -I love you so much. -I love you, too.
This night, the firefly of the night I’ll send it near your window I mean, I love you I think of our first kiss So close your eyes any time Let’s go to the furthest place I’m like the handwriting on the sand where the waves stayed I think you’re going to disappear I miss you all the time I can’t get everything out of my mind I mean, I love you How did I get lucky to be you? I wish we were together right now I’m like the handwriting on the sand where the waves stayed I think you’re going to disappear I miss you all the time I can’t get everything out of my diary The World I love This night’s fireflies I’ll get you close to your window I hope it’s a good dream
I want to go a long way I don’t know who I can meet there I want to climb to a very high level I don’t know how far I can look A small bottle of water, A dusty camera Put it in my old map bag Over the hill, through the woods At a light pace I’m walking slowly down the endless road Sometimes I sit there and relax Sometimes get lost, but don’t have to hurry Someday I’ll find out This road will teach me soon Footprints in front of moist ground The sky I’ve never seen before, but still a familiar road Over the hill, through the woods At a light pace I’m walking slowly down the endless road My heart leaps at the new scenery making a big fuss about nothing I’m walking, whistling Sometimes I fall down, but I walk my way Footprints in front of moist ground The sky I’ve never seen before, but still a familiar road Over the hill, through the woods At a light pace I’m walking slowly down the endless road This street that I’ve decided to grow up in I’ll miss sometimes but I’m leaving, to the wider world
I don’t want to miss your little breath like little chatting what you’re talking about I’m as comfortable as a lullaby that I’m used to now With you, this sunshine is my strength It’s a natural feeling in this city I keep missing you even at this moment when I’m walking with you It doesn’t matter if it’s not a special place Even the moments when you sit down without talking I am happy. I am happy. It’s like a windy day today It’s like a windy day today Today With you, this sunshine is my strength It’s a natural feeling in this city when I’m walking with you at this moment I keep missing you It doesn’t matter if it’s not a special place Even the moments when you sit down without talking I am happy. I am happy. It’s like a windy day today It’s like a windy day today Today I don’t need to say anything like time is stopped in front of me I’m thinking this moment is going to last forever It doesn’t matter if it’s not a special place Even the moments when you sit down without talking I am happy. I am happy. It’s like a windy day today It’s like a windy day today Today