Are you tired of playing shit? You wanna play some more… …heavy stuff? Like this? Then you came to the right place Because today I will show you Five Simple Steps To become the ultimate Electric Guitar GOD Well First step is simple DON’T PRACTICE *Plays smok on the water* Hey bro What? Try this The second step Forget about skill for a moment AND CONCENTRATE ON YOUR SOUND Down tune your guitar To a more suitable tuning Well, I am not actually going to tune my guitar Now that’s more like it! If you’re a bit more hardcore, Then you could try to get a degree in electronic ingeneering AND MAKE YOUR OWN PEDALS Tell your drummer To play as fast as possible NANI?! Bonus Insert some growl vocals UUUUUUUURGHHHHHH *choughs* Step 3 BE CREATIVE You have to be original Learn a few scales And play them Like no one ever did before That’s how you become original And, ultimately, A GUITAR GOD How do you think Lain Stanley Became the pioneer of speed metal In the 80’s Or Jimi Hendrix Do you know Jimi Hendrix? Nah, you don’t know Step 4 Well, I can’t actually play this shit But I know a few superior beings From another race Who can do it *Mark Zuckerberg playing epic solo in the background* Are you ready for the last step? Because this is the most important one It is so important THAT EVEN GOD HIMSELF CONFIRMED IT Step Number 5 What do you think you are doing?