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Papers Please: The Musical

November 5, 2019


(Peter) Welcome to our most glorious nation. Papers, please and we’ll get you on your way. Please provide some identification. Tell me now, how long do you plan to stay? (AJ) Please sir, let me through! My family has the flu! They’re dying in Arstotzka while I’m stuck in here with you! (Peter) Sir, your state ID is out of date, I see. But since you’ve implored it, I simply ignore it! The rest seems good to me. Welcome to greatest country, Arstotzka. Papers, please or you will not be allowed. Just a few simple questions to ask ya- I will stamp your passport once these things you have avowed. Is this here your name? Your visa’s not the same. (Miss Bird) I changed it only Sunday- (Peter) Where’s the proof to back your claim? (Miss Bird) Please, I have not lied! I am a brand new bride. My husband’s awaiting consumating! (Peter) Your entry is DENIED. (Miss Bird) Hmph! (Arstotzkan Leaders) We, the leaders of Arstotzka hereby raise security. Every permit must be signed upside-down or you’ll be fined. Glory to Arstotzka! You will tear up every visa from a person with a beard. Every woman, child and man from Antegria is banned. Glory to- Glory to Arstotzka! (Peter) Welcome into our beautiful country. Papers, please or I’ll have you thrown in jail. Please forgive, I must put this quite bluntly- On this card, it says that you are a male. (“Woman”) Oh, I got that changed! I’ve since been ‘rearranged’. (Peter) If you’re no man, this body scan sure looks a little strange… (“Woman”) Surely this could make it all a small mistake? (Peter) A false alarm, ma’am. Do no harm! (“Woman”) I’ve got some LIVES to take! (Arstotzkan Leaders) In the interest of Arstotzka we impose new protocols. (Explosion and car alarms in the background) Every migrant overweight you must now interrogate Glory to- Glory to Arstotzka! (Rebel) Hey! Yes, you! Do you back the rebellion? ‘Gainst the state and its grip upon the land? Vile, corrupt! Truly Machiavellian! Join the revolution! Now’s the time to take a stand! (Peter) Listen, sir, you seem suspicious and extreme. (Rebel) It’s true, my covert goal’s- To overthrow the whole regime! (Peter) Which side should I choose? When either way I lose? My occupation, or my kids and wife? My aspirations, or my worthless life? DENY, or APPROVE! (Peter) Cause no trouble. (Rebel) I’m a hooded figure, it’s what I do! (Peter) Next! Papers, please. (Beard) Oogh! (Peter) Nope! I quit.

100 Comments

  • Reply Jonathan Vlogs September 26, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    3:06 1 I want this to be my dnd character, 2 where can i get that outfit

  • Reply Windy_Silver Animations September 27, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    2:14
    For a second, I thought he was Markiplier!! XD

  • Reply asomegamer urbista September 28, 2019 at 12:40 am

    3:53
    Here's my paper together with my money
    4:04

  • Reply DanielRBMC September 28, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    Where is mr potato man

  • Reply Iggi Plejer September 29, 2019 at 8:02 am

    3:27 when either way lose
    Soviet anthem

  • Reply Daniel Lopez September 29, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    why?

  • Reply Wolfmaster808 YX September 30, 2019 at 2:29 am

    Why dose the paper please man sound so mad like at the beginning he sound so happy but gets so mad

  • Reply Jim Lord September 30, 2019 at 7:34 am

    me: glory to arstotzka
    Some guy: lol kiss my glory to arstotzka

  • Reply Cereal Cereal September 30, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    Disney has entered the chat

  • Reply Jack Chan October 2, 2019 at 12:44 am

    3:55
    gives a marshmello
    Me: APPROVED, GO!

  • Reply Craig Ferguson October 2, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    what did she mean when she said I’ve got some lives to take

  • Reply katiora October 2, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    idot

  • Reply Random kid With hat October 3, 2019 at 1:25 am

    The court calls uhhh THAT OOGHING PEROSN

  • Reply JoNatHan K October 3, 2019 at 5:58 am

    "Welcome to America papers now.."

  • Reply JoNatHan K October 3, 2019 at 6:01 am

    I want to back the rebellion someday. If they take the 2nd amendment away find me in Knight Armor, or in Clown Paint.

  • Reply Seth586 Lol October 3, 2019 at 8:17 am

    2:21 that moment when.….
    You notice the entrant's passport says male at the gender and she looks like a woman.

  • Reply T0xic October 3, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    Nice

  • Reply pro king harsh October 4, 2019 at 1:24 am

    Every migrant overweight you must now interrogate me:RUDE!!!!

  • Reply LyricCreator 740 October 4, 2019 at 2:12 am

    Little potato man

  • Reply LyricCreator 740 October 4, 2019 at 2:13 am

    All the rules are insulting him

  • Reply I fed a pretzel to an overweight cat October 4, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    Women child and men… they never said anything about teens

  • Reply Hurricane HD! October 5, 2019 at 6:31 am

    0:16
    AJ HAS GOT THE GRIFFINDOR SCARF

  • Reply AboveTheHeavens October 5, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    Actually,many people think that Machiavelli's ideals were very conspicious and mischievous but actually it's about doing anything in order to better the state or better your own life in any way possible. His viewpoint was not bad at all,he in fact actually helped his country or state with his perspective. Just saying

  • Reply Tomas Turbado October 6, 2019 at 11:38 am

    0:40 Jorji Costava: search and capture xDDDDDDDDDD

  • Reply TheBendyStraw Official GD October 6, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    Does anybody see Jorji on the wanted sign behind the people entering?

  • Reply Gabrielflor October 6, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    The way the way they say Arstotzka

  • Reply John Ligkas October 7, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    Ezic ma boiiiiiiiiiii,where is the ezic card
    cause no trouble
    i am a hooded figure,it’s what i do

  • Reply Luis Mario October 8, 2019 at 2:31 am

    When someone asks for your wifi password
    Papers Please

  • Reply vazak11 October 8, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Incredible XD

  • Reply Bryce Bowen October 8, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    Dasvydanya

  • Reply Quamchii_Xx October 8, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    M

  • Reply Lif October 10, 2019 at 1:14 am

    Where is potato man??

  • Reply The Gamer Shack October 10, 2019 at 4:40 am

    Arstotzka is if Fascism and communism had a baby.

  • Reply Thaddeus von Derksen October 10, 2019 at 8:46 am

    Where does the hooded figure come from

  • Reply Sebby Bouchard October 10, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    They should’ve gotten jacksepticeye in to it

  • Reply Ellis Is Fun October 11, 2019 at 5:46 am

    This is how many people Mack’s songs
    l
    l
    V

  • Reply Iwan 999 October 11, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    3:11 pause and you see "corrupt" misspelled XD

  • Reply Wyld Vild October 11, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    Glory to Arstocka

  • Reply Van Tran October 12, 2019 at 2:46 am

    One ??! Is that a Harry Potter sfarn? I’m a fan!

  • Reply The SEGA Rules October 12, 2019 at 5:04 am

    3:48 has a creeper sound

  • Reply milesgustavo October 12, 2019 at 9:48 am

    Finally played the game, much funnier now that I have lol. Jorgi in the background there is a nice touch

  • Reply Gabby Madrid October 12, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    Do Granny Chapter Two

  • Reply FlowerBLOOM Central October 13, 2019 at 1:00 am

    Gayyyyyyy

  • Reply Undeadzombie October 13, 2019 at 3:31 am

    the quotes "I’ve got some live to take!” It probably mean he got a bomb you hear in the background or one of the people jump over the broader and blow up………. but that just a Theory

  • Reply Owen Fett 2007 October 13, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    This has to be one of my favorite vids of this this charming channel

  • Reply yan zhang October 14, 2019 at 6:41 am

    .

  • Reply Wyatt Coates October 14, 2019 at 7:06 am

    DADDY

  • Reply yer boi October 15, 2019 at 1:22 am

    my husband's in there consummating
    I made a mistake by searching that word up

  • Reply BubliBear October 15, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    Guys! The magical password is ai_ai_p00!

  • Reply defenseive kobra October 16, 2019 at 6:21 am

    I love this I recall watching

  • Reply S.S. Game Index October 16, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    GLORY TO UKRAI…KHM…ARSTOTZKA!

  • Reply Adventure Boy October 17, 2019 at 12:12 am

    eh… it's ok

  • Reply •Itz TMT The Witch plays• October 17, 2019 at 1:35 am

    Artstotzka

  • Reply Luka Adžić October 17, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    2:37 DEATH TO TRAITOR

  • Reply Luka Adžić October 17, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    Me at game hall of fame gates
    Me:papers please
    Fortnite: gives*
    Me:excuse me but here it sais that you play fort.. Is that true
    Fortnite: start dance
    Me with jacksepticeye voice: DETAIN

  • Reply Its Dust October 18, 2019 at 3:13 am

    SO CATCHY

  • Reply Bolt yt {the gacha wolf} October 18, 2019 at 8:13 am

    the beard:*puts a marshmello on table*
    i forgot the name:… i quit
    me:WHAT IS THAT WHAT THE F*** IS THAT CALL THE POLICE WE'VE GOT A SITUATION!

  • Reply Scrap boi124 October 18, 2019 at 10:28 am

    'GAINST THE STATE AND IT'S GRIP UPON THE LAND!
    Me:sure

  • Reply SammyCatman October 18, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    Y E S ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  • Reply vahid jafari October 19, 2019 at 8:59 am

    ARSTOZKA And Rebelion

  • Reply Leonard Berger October 19, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    2:40 0_0

  • Reply Liliani Vi October 20, 2019 at 1:10 am

    Papers please.

    Woman:
    Here.

    Man with a beard:
    I’m not letting you in because of a marriage that changed your name 👌🏼

    Woman:

    wtf

  • Reply Explore SophiasWorld October 20, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    R.I.P night guard

  • Reply Hotdogs Rule October 21, 2019 at 1:09 am

    Dang this guy hates his job. He has to rip up his own visa and interrogate himself. Hard work.

  • Reply Q_wat Roblox October 21, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    al77aass12hhs5xx411mrn565hhs17yuhf778112 HAHA try to find out what that means!

  • Reply Hugo The Hero October 22, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Glory to Arstotzka!

  • Reply Ian Cho October 22, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Your papers?

    Our papers.

  • Reply Ilithilich 101 October 22, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

  • Reply JoNatHan K October 23, 2019 at 6:36 am

    Mr. Trump and jacksepticeye should work together.

  • Reply Warfare Commenting October 23, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    Wanna hear a joke?
    Nah you won't get it

  • Reply LocalBlue a October 23, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    What is this from

  • Reply Desenhista October 24, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    3:10 mds tão corrupto igual ao Brasil,ativem a legenda português(brasil)!

  • Reply Timothy Paul Beech October 25, 2019 at 1:38 am

    Hey Everyone…Just Letting You Know That When AJ Is Singing His Reason For The Visit To Peter…Well…I Changed The Words From “ Please Sir, Let Me Through! My Family Has The Flu! They’re Dying In Arstozka While I’m Stuck In Here With You! To “ Please Sir, Let Me Through! My Girlfriend Has The Flu! She’s Dying In Arstozka While I’m Stuck In Here With You! ”

  • Reply cabeza cuadrada 2.0 October 26, 2019 at 4:10 am

    glory to arstotzca

  • Reply Smughatkid Animations October 26, 2019 at 5:14 am

    I see jorji as a wanted man in the backround :>

  • Reply nooblykill October 26, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    Nice

  • Reply John F Kennedy October 27, 2019 at 8:48 am

    when were you communist?

  • Reply xXgacha libertyXx October 27, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    Actually with the third person they should have been let through either way.

  • Reply Swag tEMmiE October 27, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Jorji on the criminal bulletin in the background 🤣

  • Reply Jake the Dude October 27, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    Video be like: how long do you plan to stay?
    Subtitles be like: how long do you want to stay?

  • Reply not telling October 27, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    OMFG i just realised why the "woman" was a woman. they had a beard!!!11!!

  • Reply [Vito]Vitorio Antonio Scalleta October 29, 2019 at 7:51 am

    thank you very much for the Czech subtitles.

  • Reply XxGamer PlaysxX October 30, 2019 at 12:24 am

    Papers please

    Gives paper with a *YOUR FIRED sign on it*

  • Reply Roma P October 30, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    Слава Арстоцке товарищи

  • Reply Ender Killer121 October 30, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    Get this cancer out of here and sent to gulag

  • Reply HailStruck October 30, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    Someone, please explain to me how a man in a black robe with the ezic symbol on his face was able to stand in line???

  • Reply Pansexualdragon Boom October 31, 2019 at 12:53 am

    HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? [Shows Potato Man]

    Jack:Nope Totally haven’t seen this dude like fifty times in my play through.

  • Reply gamertron gamer October 31, 2019 at 1:42 am

    3:55

  • Reply gamertron gamer October 31, 2019 at 1:48 am

    3:561/2

  • Reply BIGLOBAN 4.0 November 1, 2019 at 10:53 am

    Русский акцент вас выдаёт

  • Reply Clilasian November 1, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Glory to Hong Kong.

  • Reply greenguy 358 November 1, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Who else wanted jack septic eye to be in this musical

  • Reply Jon Pyronius November 1, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!

  • Reply GamingInside 1 November 2, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    The beard guy: "nope! I quit"
    Me:

    DiD yOu JuSt RaGe QuItTeD?

  • Reply Migueldastreta30 November 2, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    2:32 His face made me laugh so much

  • Reply jblennsam November 3, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    HI RE! What’s the meaning of this?

  • Reply Aaron Ross November 4, 2019 at 12:30 am

    From the beginning be for it says new safety protocols have been put in place the camera was always there

  • Reply The Boot of Doot November 4, 2019 at 3:41 am

    Who saw the title and was like ( Papers Please theme intensifys)

  • Reply Mr.SillyVision November 4, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Paper, please

  • Reply animador loko November 4, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    brasil?hahahahahahah

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