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Noah Ritter Walks with Dinosaurs

August 28, 2019


– LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT YOU
WATCHING– LOOKING AT
“WALKING WITH DINOSAURS.” OKAY?
– OKAY. – ALL RIGHT. [majestic music] – HI, HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?
– GOOD. – YEAH, HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU. I’M THOMAS HUXLEY. I’M THE PALEONTOLOGIST.
– HI. – WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET
SOME DINOSAURS? – YES.
– COME ON. LET’S GO.
THIS WAY. YOU’RE HERE
TO SEE THE SHOW TONIGHT? – YUP.
– FANTASTIC. – KEEP YOU EYES CLOSED, BUDDY. JUST KEEP ‘EM CLOSED.
KEEP ‘EM CLOSED. THAT’S IT. [dinosaur roars] – YOU KNOW THE NAME
OF THIS GUY? – YEAH, STEGOSAURUS.
– YES, THIS IS STEGOSAURUS. – HI, STEGOSAURUS. – HE LIKES BEING TICKLED
UNDER THE CHIN TOO, THIS GUY. HE’S FINE. HE’S A BIG GUY,
ISN’T HE? – WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY’RE THERE? – THAT’S JUST A WAY
TO DEFEND THEIR BACK. – THAT’S RIGHT.
– BUT IT WON’T SURRENDER. IT WON’T DIE
WITHOUT A FIGHT. – ABSOLUTELY,
IT WILL NOT. WHO’S COMING HERE NOW?
– HEY, IT’S A TRICERATOPS. – YEAH.
NOW, TELL ME. YOU KNOW IF THIS IS A PREDATOR
OR A HERBIVORE? – A PLANT EATER.
– HE’S A PLANT EATER. – YEAH, I’VE SEEN A LOT
OF DINOSAUR MOVIES IN MY DAY. – OH, HAVE YOU? LOOK AT THIS GUY’S EYE. COME DOWN HERE. – OH, MY GOD!
– OH, NO. – HE JUST SNEEZED
ON ME! HE JUST SNEEZED ON ME! – OH, LOOK
AT WHAT’S COMING. – THAT’S A T REX. DO NOT MOVE A MUSCLE. NOBODY MOVE A MUSCLE. [dinosaur roaring] – THANK YOU, ELLEN. I HAD A VERY FUN TIME,
AND THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME, EVEN THOUGH I GOT SNEEZED ON
BY A TRICERATOPS. IT WASN’T REAL BOOGERS.
IT WAS JUST WATER. I’M PRETTY MAD. IT’S TIME FOR LUNCH! – THAT LOOKED FUN. [cheers and applause]

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