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#Momsplaining with Kristen Bell: Kidsplaining

October 31, 2019


Hi. I’m Kristen Bell, mother
of two and wife of one. Today, I’m going to
talk to some kids. Am I a professional kid talker? No. Am I qualified to talk to
children that aren’t my own? No. Is that going to stop me? Absolutely not. Let’s meet those kids. Oh. They’re already here. Sure kids are cute
and sweet sometimes. But what are they like when
their moms are secretly watching them behind
a two-way mirror? Want to find out? Hi guys. Hi. Have you guys ever
heard the phrase what happens in
Vegas stays in Vegas? No. OK. I’m scared. This room is Vegas. What? So what you guys tell
me in this room– I have one thing. When I was little, I opened
like eight pieces of gum. Eight. And scrunched them up,
and then I chewed them up and swallowed them. Can I ask you a question? Did you pass it? High I passed it. What does pass it mean? Do you know what that means? No. OK. Once, I accidentally told my
mom that we took something from Daddy’s desk
that he needed. That was me. Can I tell you there’s
a really good joke? What? This is a fart machine. OK? Now there are two ways
to use this fart machine. Number one, you blame
it on someone else. Option two, you take
responsibility for it. [FART NOISE] But does anybody want
to hold this remote? Yes. I’m going to give it to Peyton. What reaction are
you going to do? Look at someone. You’re going to blame
it on someone else? Who are you going
to blame it on? Riley. Riley. OK great. Go. [FART NOISE] Very nice. OK now Maya push it, and I
want you to take responsibility for it. That was me. The students are
becoming the master. Has your mom ever talked to you
about the birds and the bees? No. No. No. Yeah. Me neither. Do you know where
babies come from? Bellies. Mommy bellies. That’s right. But, how did it
get in the belly? That’s my question. When it’s in there
and you’re starting to feel it and get it out of
your belly, there’s like– it sort of looks like laundry. Like it sort of looks like– Yeah, because it moves. I’m going to draw
laundry inside. And it comes out looking
like an earthworm, right? And then you wrap
it up in a blanket. It looks like a Subway sandwich. Do you know how it
gets in the belly? Yeah. Your mom and dad make a baby
with like their privates. That’s correct. That’s absolutely correct. And we’re drawing
a pregnant woman. Although, never ask a
woman if she’s pregnant. This could be– Yeah. Yeah, I’m pregnant. This could also be
I just had a burger. So I highly recommend you wait
for the woman to tell you. Because I’ve made that
mistake many times. Do your mommies ever drink wine? My mom does. For real, James? For real. How often do your
mommies drink wine? My mom drinks wine very often. Very often. OK. Last night, my dad was
leaving for this job thing, and my mom for the– right when we got there she
said I want wine to drink. And she got wine, and
for the whole entire hour she didn’t get anything. Only wine for her drink. Your mommy sounds fun. And then next day, when she
woke up, she didn’t wake up. One glass of wine. And I took home an iced tea. That’s called a hangover. My mom does that all the time. All the time. Your mommy sounds fun too. No, no no no no. Sometimes it’s nice to
have a little glass of wine when you’re an
adult. And sometimes with animals like
you, you need it. You feel me? Yeah. What do you guys call your mom? Mama. Mama. I call mine mommy. Mommy. You guys are very
lucky, because you know what I make my kids call me? What? Sir Kristen Bell. Sometimes it’s Your
Royal Highness. Right? Does anyone know
how to spell mom? M O M. Nailed it! Watch this. This is a trick
you may not know. Do you know what mom
spells upside down? Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I mean, is that blowing
your mind right now? Because you say wow when
you first meet your mom. My heart just jumped out of my
chest, ran across the street, got a coffee, and came back in. That was a very special
thing you just said. I got some stuff to
do, and I’ll be back. OK? OK. [FART NOISE] Stop it. You guys are good. [FART NOISE] Ew. Is this the first time you
guys have watched your kids through a two-way mirror? It’s nerve wracking. We were– Yes. Because you never know
what they’re going to– They’re a representative of
us out there in the world. It’s like just be good. Yeah. We didn’t edit ourselves
around our kids. And then the other day, I
yelled at her to get into bed. I said get up in your bed now. And she looked to me as
she was climbing her ladder and she said, man
[BLEEP] are not nice. No way. No. Yes. She dropped it,
and we both froze. And then, we waited
like 30 seconds. And then he popped up to
her top bunk and he said, hey, babe, so listen. A couple things you can’t do. You can’t drive my car. You can’t drink, you can’t
vote, and you can’t swear. She was like OK. So you guys. A long, long, long,
long, long time ago, I know this might be
hard to believe, but your mom was a
little kid just like you. So tonight I want you
to tuck her in bed, kiss her on the forehead,
and put yourselves to sleep. Yes! I always wanted to be a mom. And moms, don’t
forget your night cap. That’s just a little hat
that you wear on your head. It’s a hat.

100 Comments

  • Reply 이하늘 August 28, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    SO CUTEEEEE

  • Reply Denise Ambayec August 28, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    Kristen Bell is a national treasure

  • Reply anisha ali August 28, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    Uuooiiop b G

  • Reply Ednita Universe August 28, 2018 at 10:07 pm

    I want a baby boy! How sweet he was! 💓😍

  • Reply Hlengiwe Zungu August 28, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    Mother of 2 and the wife of 1

  • Reply Diane Lewis August 28, 2018 at 11:29 pm

    Adorable

  • Reply Betiana Almeida August 29, 2018 at 3:08 am

    Bring this show back pleaseeee 🙌🏻 she’s the best!

  • Reply Elaine Vandort August 29, 2018 at 2:32 pm

    The world is reaching the end. Turn to Jesus and prepare yourselves. Only He can save you.
    www.end-times-prophecy.org

  • Reply Anastasia Irina September 6, 2018 at 12:05 am

    More clips!!!!

  • Reply stephanie owens September 7, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    I love this so much!!!

  • Reply Princess Rm September 13, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    We’re drawing a pregnant woman

  • Reply Dominique Powell-Saidykhan September 14, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    “For real James?!” For Real

  • Reply WonderWanda September 20, 2018 at 4:48 am

    …am I the only one who things you do not say "what happens in vegas stays in vegas, this room is vegas" …and then broadcast on national tv…

  • Reply Jennifer Noffsinger September 23, 2018 at 3:26 am

    Wife of one
    What REALLY!!!

  • Reply Tammy Stratford September 28, 2018 at 4:56 am

    Don't ever wear that blouse again, Kristen. Just trust me.

  • Reply Kayla Riley September 30, 2018 at 8:47 am

    Anyone else thinks she has the prettiest smile!?

  • Reply Evgeniy Geg October 8, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    The hate you give

  • Reply S K October 19, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    kristen be my babysitter

  • Reply Malicay S October 20, 2018 at 12:13 am

    I wish i was the kids or the moms!!!!! Meeting kristen bell!!

  • Reply Sarah Says Hi! December 7, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    She better be going to the good place

  • Reply Brena Gauland December 11, 2018 at 2:32 am

    LOVE this girl!!

  • Reply Coralis Vega December 31, 2018 at 9:34 am

    Kristen needs to get her own show already 😂😂 I would watch her all the time

  • Reply joe60115 December 31, 2018 at 5:57 pm

    I am so in love with Kristen

  • Reply Melissa Bowers January 4, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    You make them with your privates. Wow….smart little girl!

  • Reply Zac Anderson January 7, 2019 at 11:36 pm

    isn't it a one way mirror?

  • Reply XvictoriaX January 14, 2019 at 12:10 am

    This woman needs her own damn show lmao I can’t get enough of these segments

  • Reply RazzBow 180 January 26, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    M U M
    Mum

  • Reply Hirst Movies /Hirst Productions January 27, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    Kiki

  • Reply nisha chakravarty January 30, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    Love Kristen bell

  • Reply John John February 5, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    4:42 its MUM….

  • Reply LadyVader41 February 11, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    Dax and Kristen sound like the coolest parents! Lol

  • Reply peyton m February 18, 2019 at 3:15 am

    this video is a mood

  • Reply Kyla Kaufman February 20, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    How did little Riley know that!

  • Reply Hey stOb iT!! February 23, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    Omg those kids are adorable

  • Reply Nina Gold February 24, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    thats so deceitful 🙁 thumbs down!!

  • Reply Grace Dube February 25, 2019 at 9:14 am

    How tf did she know that?!?!?!😳😳 2:58

  • Reply Skinny Grande February 27, 2019 at 12:57 am

    I came here from the Good place 🖤

  • Reply Lily Brinton February 27, 2019 at 4:59 am

    ❤️

  • Reply Lajeen Bilal February 27, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    wuw

  • Reply André Luis March 1, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    5:11 "My heart just jumped…"

    point at the wrong side of the chest
    Kristen s2

  • Reply Haha You loose March 2, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    Kristen bell✅
    Kids ✅
    Wife✅
    Actress ✅
    THE GOOD PLACE ✅

  • Reply EmilyTheElephant March 3, 2019 at 7:55 am

    Were you on frozen? Wait you wrote sang/ wrote one of the songs now I remember! Yay! 😁

  • Reply Stella Chang March 4, 2019 at 4:26 am

    For real James?

  • Reply The Phone Doctor March 5, 2019 at 11:35 am

    I need help plz

  • Reply sharen emanuella March 7, 2019 at 1:09 am

    James is a cutie omg 😍😭❤

  • Reply Who am I? March 8, 2019 at 3:03 am

    Riley has great postures it’s amazing

  • Reply Eva Bergen March 8, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    Kid: “My mom does that all the time”
    Kristen: chokes all the time?

  • Reply Inma García March 10, 2019 at 11:26 am

    Isn't it called one-way mirror? lol

  • Reply Psiberzerker March 11, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    "When I was little…" OMG, that's adorable!

  • Reply karen k March 12, 2019 at 12:38 am

    Shes great with kids

  • Reply vivian March 14, 2019 at 1:01 am

    í ժօղե ցҽե հօա եհɑե ƙíժ ƙղա եհҽ հօա ժօ եհҽ ҍɑҍվ ҽղժ մթ íղ եհҽ ҍҽӏӏվ

  • Reply Jasmine Lee March 17, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    It’s a one way mirror, if it was a two way mirror the kids could see their parents

  • Reply Tshi Blessings March 18, 2019 at 11:03 am

    “Wife of one.” 😂

  • Reply sara varsanov March 19, 2019 at 5:33 am

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • Reply Mila Hansen March 20, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    In my country mom is Mor
    Mor back-wroth is rom
    "The first thing you say when you see your mom" (in Denmark)

  • Reply Kaylin Balogun March 21, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    1:26 She is so funny.Uh that was me.3:01 how did that girl know that?!

  • Reply Jodi Howell March 29, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    I am all for this being a show on Netflix 😍😂😂

  • Reply IslandTraveller April 1, 2019 at 10:03 am

    admit it: we have all thought people were pregnant when they weren't

  • Reply Sidra Siddiqui April 2, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Oh my god I've just understood the meaning of this title 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious 😂😂😂

  • Reply Ayah Radi April 9, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    2:41 to 2:45 look at Riley’s face

  • Reply Aya A April 11, 2019 at 9:16 am

    Awww this is a smart thing to do

  • Reply Isela Mariscal Rubio (184IseMari) April 12, 2019 at 12:50 am

    She’s from THE GOOD PLACE

  • Reply madison harressey April 12, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    Omg Riley’s so cute! She’s like so proud to say yeah I know they make it with your privates! So sweet and innocent!

  • Reply Tamika Ferrari April 14, 2019 at 9:06 am

    Here in Australia we say mum and upside down its Wuw so yeah😀

  • Reply April Stcrmzzz :p April 17, 2019 at 4:40 am

    The moms are getting exposed more then the kids lol

  • Reply Christine Thompson April 18, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    Kristin Bell is so funny. Her humor puts a smile on my face and stays there the whole time she talks. She is so real, so goofy and silly and intelligent. That's a great combo!

  • Reply Shel April 18, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    This is the BEST!

  • Reply YoutubeLover forever April 18, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    do you think the kids know that she’s the voice of anna from frozen 😂

  • Reply Nat S April 19, 2019 at 10:25 am

    The boy pretended that he smelled something, it didn't smell!

  • Reply Jamie Arleo May 15, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    Kristen Bell is a Gem! thats what I think of anytime I am blessed with her presence.

  • Reply Horse.gymnastics.swim.repeat July 17, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    MUM 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply melissa nicholson August 7, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    I love Kristen and dax!!! They're perfection!! 😍🥰

  • Reply Matthew Schultz August 12, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    A 2-way mirror? You mean 1-way.

  • Reply No No August 18, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    those kids don't know they just talked to anna from frozen

  • Reply Seryna August 22, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    Never ask a woman if she's pregnant… could be I just had a burger. Genius, Kristen. Kudos teaching courtesy and body positivity

  • Reply Dineo Kekana August 26, 2019 at 8:36 am

    When the little goes "wooooow I've always wanted to be a mom"

  • Reply Shakyia Tapp August 26, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    It’s mum not mom bloody Americans

  • Reply 50sRockChick August 27, 2019 at 7:46 am

    OMG Kristen is just hilarious. 🙂

  • Reply Froyo King August 31, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    I imagine how embarrassed the moms must be…

  • Reply Kaylen's Kubbie September 2, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Kristen bell was reading a book for kids

  • Reply SESE IRÉ September 2, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    I loved this

  • Reply clara cruz September 6, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    Also props you could probably use would be a banana and a doughnut you don’t wanna freak your kid out I would stick to probably one thing a year but somethings and you always have to be honest about it because it really can hurt if you’re not brutally honest not just you but your kids

  • Reply Mysticlover Fairy September 10, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    I love when little kids start a story with “When I was little “ like you’re still little.

  • Reply Iris xx September 12, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Kristen bell is an absolute g

  • Reply Iris xx September 12, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    Okay well what about mum

  • Reply What Just Happened? September 14, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    That little girl was so proud that she knew how babies were made 😂

  • Reply Sanmithra Mudigonda September 18, 2019 at 8:41 am

    We need more: in case it's not obvious to the producers!

  • Reply ruoweii September 26, 2019 at 10:37 am

    "last night my dad was leaving for his job thing" wow same

  • Reply Lia Coursey September 27, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Kristen bell is just like Elenor from the good place but nicer.

  • Reply bts tiny September 29, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    Is she the girl from the good place and izombie

  • Reply Samantha Robertson September 29, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    Mother of 2 and wife of 1

  • Reply Michiel Korte September 30, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Imagine if they knew they were talking to Anna from Frozen

  • Reply Judith Santos October 8, 2019 at 4:51 am

    I love Kristen Bell 💚

  • Reply The cool-ish Kids October 13, 2019 at 7:53 am

    You know what mom stands for

    Mother
    Of
    Mine

  • Reply Crystal Dee October 20, 2019 at 7:48 am

    i want kristen to be my best friend 🙁 </3

  • Reply Jes October 21, 2019 at 11:55 am

    LOL

  • Reply lana ?! October 21, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    That one British kid : M U M!

  • Reply Marina Abroad October 24, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    I could watch her talk to these kids for so long!!

  • Reply Happy Girl October 26, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    Wife of one! 😂

  • Reply Sophie Adam October 31, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Mum is how spell in English

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