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Mean Tweets – Music Edition #6

November 19, 2019


>>BILLIE EILISH DRESS LIKE SHE GOT HER CLOTHES STOLEN AT THE GYM SO THEY GAVE HER WHAT THEY HAD IN THE LOST AND FOUND.>>THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE A WHITE VAN WITH “FREE CANDY” WRITTEN ON THE SIDE.>>IT’S A BLACK VAN.>>SOULLESS, PURPOSELESS, VIRTUOUS SELL-OUT. NICE DORITOS COMMERCIAL YOU PIECE OF [ BLEEP ]. THERE’S PEOPLE THAT DON’T LIKE ME? WHAT THE [ BLEEP ].>>I’D RATHER LISTEN TO A BARN FULL OF BABY PIGS BEING VACCINATED THAN LUKE BRYAN’S NEW SONG. I HAVE VACCINATED BABY PIGS. AND THAT’S AWFUL.>>HOW CRAZY ARE YOU ON A SCALE OF ONE TO PERRY FERRELL. OH. OUT OF 100% PERRY FERRELL.>>WHY DOES TREY COOL FROM GREENDAY LOOK LIKE THE EMOW VERSION OF TED CRUZ?>>WELL.>>I FEEL LIKE LEON BURGESS MAKES MUSIC FOR STRAIGHT WHITE COUPLES TO DANCE TO IN THEIR KITCHENS, BUT ONLY IF THEY HAVE GRANITE TOPS. I STILL LIKE IT EVEN THOUGH I’M GAY AND POOR.>>WHY DOES A MEMBER LOOK LIKE A JOCK THAT’S ALSO A VAMPIRE. OKAY, I’LL TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.>>WHAT IF GOD IS REALLY JOHN MAHER COVERING DAVE MATTHEWS COVERS AT THAT BAR YOUR DAD LIKES.>>HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE.>>BUS PASSES AND HAPPY MILLS, TWO THINGS I MIMAGINE LIZZO HAS SEEN A LOT OF.>>HE MAKES MUSIC FOR PEOPLE WHO TASTE THE GAS BEFORE THEY FILL UP THEIR TRUCK. THAT’S PRETTY GOOD. I’LL GIVE’EM THAT ONE.>>I JUST WATCHED A BEAUTIFUL PERFORMANCE OF CASRDI B, AND THT BITCH JUST LOOKS LOUD WITHOUT ANY SOUND ON. HOW I LOOK LOUD? HOW I LOOK LOUD? I’M LOUD? I DON’T EVEN THINK I’M LIKE LOUD. MY ASS.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE AT A PERFECT VOLUME, CARDI.

100 Comments

  • Reply Ayyaz Mahmood November 19, 2019 at 5:51 am

    I mean, Cardi does have a point. She doesn't look "lauw" at all, who can ever be so judgmental? She just looks a little 'loud'…..

  • Reply Itzel Escobedo November 19, 2019 at 5:58 am

    jimmy kimmel at the end wit the cookie
    cracked me up!

  • Reply Stevie Drums November 19, 2019 at 6:03 am

    I like how Cardio Bee only speaks in vowel

  • Reply Mach Unknown November 19, 2019 at 6:08 am

    Cardi B – toxic since 1969

  • Reply C-Morningstar November 19, 2019 at 6:14 am

    Lizzo ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค
    i wish i was in that list

  • Reply 64BIT DRUMMING November 19, 2019 at 6:15 am

    Am I Lou I donโ€™t think Iโ€™m Lou Iโ€™m not Lou ahhh suck my ass I am not Lou

  • Reply jessica parker November 19, 2019 at 6:15 am

    Alice cooper still basically sells out. His front like 3 rows cost 750 dollars. The 5 ones behind that are 650. Dude. Hes doing way better than half the ones making it out there already ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply ETFbvbAA November 19, 2019 at 6:28 am

    wonho ๐Ÿ˜”

  • Reply MikeVvoski draws November 19, 2019 at 6:36 am

    My mom thinks Iโ€™m lao too cardi

  • Reply Ana Marie November 19, 2019 at 6:37 am

    I love Cardi but I CANT understand her. Like " how I lauw? How I lauw? Ion even think I'm lauw" like girl ya know the letter D is existing right

  • Reply shasiela z. November 19, 2019 at 6:39 am

    billies reaction made me so sad

  • Reply shasiela z. November 19, 2019 at 6:40 am

    bro i love lizzo

  • Reply Xendependently Minded November 19, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Lizzo is cringey and her music is trash

  • Reply greyztone November 19, 2019 at 6:51 am

    Anyone know which Southeast Asian language Cardi is speaking? I think sheโ€™s saying โ€œWelcome to Laosโ€ but not sure.

  • Reply MOONGAWDDESS November 19, 2019 at 7:09 am

    I fuckin love Green Day

  • Reply furz kolio November 19, 2019 at 7:11 am

    Cardi B needs to pronounce her words please …she just lazy

  • Reply Sushi 128kb November 19, 2019 at 7:16 am

    That Cardi B was so spot on it hurt.

  • Reply A.B. November 19, 2019 at 7:27 am

    Cardi B ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Godiraona Avery November 19, 2019 at 7:40 am

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”Sis says she doesn't think she's loud and I gave her the look people give me when I say I'm not loud!!!

  • Reply Rman Nayr November 19, 2019 at 7:41 am

    AT 2:00: TRUTH HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply yoongiโ€™s funsized black bratz doll November 19, 2019 at 7:42 am

    people out here hating lizzo ??? hOW

  • Reply Rman Nayr November 19, 2019 at 7:42 am

    LOL CARDI B IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply yoongiโ€™s funsized black bratz doll November 19, 2019 at 7:43 am

    WAIT I SEE MONSTAX

  • Reply yoongiโ€™s funsized black bratz doll November 19, 2019 at 7:43 am

    WAIT I SEE MONSTAX

  • Reply Kpop Eve November 19, 2019 at 7:48 am

    Monsta x omg

  • Reply IREUMUN TRUMPKOOK November 19, 2019 at 8:05 am

    HOW MANY MONBEBES HERE??

  • Reply 97 music lover97 Hippy stoner November 19, 2019 at 8:05 am

    Whoโ€™s the guy who siad he was crazy I havenโ€™t seen him before

  • Reply The Commentator November 19, 2019 at 8:11 am

    You wrote "music edition".Where's musicians???(Apart from Alice Cooper)

  • Reply jazysinger November 19, 2019 at 8:16 am

    โ€œAlice cooper looked 65 in 1972, how is he still alive?โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Fenksta November 19, 2019 at 8:18 am

    I have never seen a more accurate description of Cardi . . . . .but also the guy from Green Day (best one)

  • Reply Ellie M November 19, 2019 at 8:20 am

    Cardi gets mad about everything she reads

  • Reply yalikejazz123 November 19, 2019 at 8:23 am

    Who wants a Broadway version?

  • Reply Purple Dove November 19, 2019 at 8:27 am

    Lizzo's come back was on point. "A tour bus, where's yours?"
    Cardi tho, I expected better.. meh

  • Reply Mary Stevens November 19, 2019 at 8:27 am

    Lizzo and Cardi B ๐Ÿ™Œ

  • Reply Lucky777Ent November 19, 2019 at 8:30 am

    Lizzo is beautiful!

  • Reply Lucky777Ent November 19, 2019 at 8:30 am

    Lmaooooooo cardi b…. suck my ass lmaoooo

  • Reply yo mismo November 19, 2019 at 8:47 am

    Vei que a la primera ni gracia

  • Reply Skyler Momoko // Doja Cat \ Hot Pink November 19, 2019 at 9:15 am

    The Billie one was so funny omg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply hey_itshayden :0 November 19, 2019 at 9:15 am

    cardi b sounds like an autotuned sim
    howuiluglouw

  • Reply andychrist x November 19, 2019 at 9:19 am

    i

  • Reply Jose De Armas November 19, 2019 at 9:27 am

    How I look Laos am I Laos

  • Reply bakachaka November 19, 2019 at 9:27 am

    Jimmy just sucks even the mean tweets suck now

  • Reply ab c November 19, 2019 at 9:30 am

    Wait monsta x why what

  • Reply Kon November 19, 2019 at 9:33 am

    Cardi B?
    Wrong video. This is Music Edition.

    If they do a Cringeworthy, Talentless, Painted Trash Edition, they'll give you a call.

  • Reply Baby Cheol November 19, 2019 at 9:36 am

    Literally came for my boys MX

  • Reply nabila shafieek November 19, 2019 at 9:39 am

    MONSTA X:……… JOCK………
    meanwhile hyungwon

  • Reply ะ”ะถะตะบ ะ’ะพั€ะพะฑะตะน November 19, 2019 at 9:39 am

    Perry Farrell should play next Joker

  • Reply Oliver Dexx November 19, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Emo version of Ted Cruz wow this is so true!!!!

  • Reply O November 19, 2019 at 9:52 am

    Lizzo is amazingggggg

  • Reply Amanda Natasha Even Rose November 19, 2019 at 10:00 am

    2:24 says she while being loud

  • Reply Mitchell Davidson November 19, 2019 at 10:19 am

    I have a mean tweet. JK is a leftist hack who spreads leftist propaganda and anti Trump smears to low information voters.

  • Reply Hoseoks Sprite November 19, 2019 at 10:23 am

    Wonho ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ญ

  • Reply Henry Mathews November 19, 2019 at 10:33 am

    Get them lizzo….๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“

  • Reply Hailey Blackcat November 19, 2019 at 10:54 am

    Emo version of Ted Cruz lol

  • Reply Jak Stedman November 19, 2019 at 10:55 am

    Cardi B is straight up cancer.

  • Reply Nestor Villalobos November 19, 2019 at 11:00 am

    Got over cardi quicker than I did Nicki Minaj back in the day. She's so fkn annoying

  • Reply waves xo November 19, 2019 at 11:04 am

    "How I look loud"

  • Reply maria tzoulaki November 19, 2019 at 11:06 am

    Who's here for green day?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’š

  • Reply Little Trees November 19, 2019 at 11:52 am

    Who else turned their sound off when Cardi B read her tweet to see if it was true?

  • Reply Reezy November 19, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Hah i look lou?

  • Reply Brandon Hayduke November 19, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    I have a feeling that cardi b never passed English…ever

  • Reply diallo Hawa November 19, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    "it's a black van" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Ethan Thomas November 19, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    I used to like chance but chance raps about loving his wife

  • Reply McAleaโ€™s Outdoors November 19, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    I can't be the only one who muted the video to see if Cardi B looked loud

  • Reply Mayuri Krishna November 19, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    How can someone hate on Monsta X

  • Reply Ozzie Garcia November 19, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    All of y'all r trash af.. ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  • Reply Melissa Ng November 19, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    MONSTA X๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  • Reply shihab lord November 19, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    โ€œHaw I look lau, I donโ€™t even look lauโ€

  • Reply chapman2001 November 19, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Yh itโ€™s so inspiring to be the size of a house all those little girls that look up to her are just gonna stuff their faces until theyโ€™re just as big and they prons wonโ€™t live past 20

  • Reply ThisIsMusic November 19, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    I happen to agree with the Luke Bryan tweet

  • Reply S H I N O V V X November 19, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    alice is still alive bc he is a vampire

  • Reply I'm Just Saiyan November 19, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    These musicians should stick to making music
    They canโ€™t make jokes thatโ€™s for gawd dayum sure

  • Reply VoyageOne1 November 19, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    Did you hear Cardi B got kicked out of a library?? She was talking too "laouw" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply it's me bruh November 19, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    Haululiloolau

    -CARDI B,2019

  • Reply it's me bruh November 19, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Cardi can't get the D coz she already got a lot of D's๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Reply isabel monreal November 19, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    MONSTA X!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply And i Oop MonstaxBts November 19, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    1:30 Monsta X

  • Reply Q Thompkins November 19, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    Cardi b was pure funny

  • Reply Brad Saddler November 19, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply The Centre November 19, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Cardi B sounds so damn retarded. How could you be born and grow up in this country and still sound so unintelligible.
    Christ, my old college roommate was born in China, emigrated here as a child, was raised by his Chinese speaking parents (they didn't speak a word of English) and yet when speaking English he sounded like it was the only language he spoke. Cardi sounds worse than mush-mouth.

  • Reply Onepieceofhope November 19, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    I love Lizzo!!!

  • Reply Joy Thompson November 19, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    "how i look loud?"
    "Suck my ass"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Hobiโ€™s Sprite November 19, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    MONSTA X ARE THE MOST SEXY VAMPIRE EVER . PERIODT

  • Reply Fat Fairy November 19, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    Came here for Lizzo but I also got monstaX๐Ÿ˜

  • Reply agthaog1986 November 19, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Im lile who are 74# of these people

  • Reply ss4torankusu November 19, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    Who else turned the vol down on Cardio B when she said and was like d…n๐Ÿ˜†

  • Reply Adriana Castro Quezada November 19, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    I donโ€™t listen to Cardi B but sheโ€™s pretty cute ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Triggered virgo November 19, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Taste the gas๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply TheyCallMeLiz November 19, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    Cardi B I know you're capable of pronouncing the letter D it's in your name what are you doing

  • Reply brian B November 19, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    Hu lau? Hao i em lau?. Is she speaking chinese?

  • Reply alexandria83012 November 19, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    Just came here to say Lizzo looks so pretty ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅบ

  • Reply _doraaโ€™s November 19, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    Yes monsta x youโ€™re hot .

  • Reply Zuleyma R. November 19, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    They should just do one of Cardi B responding to mean tweets๐Ÿ˜†

  • Reply elle uwu November 19, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    YESS LIZZO!!!

  • Reply Laura Lee November 19, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    I'm sorry but green day are aging well!

  • Reply Jazzy Jazz November 19, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    โ€œIt means sexy right?โ€

  • Reply elle uwu November 19, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Haouluglau

  • Reply CrashAttackJack November 19, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    The Green Day one was a fair point lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Laykan Thee Alien November 19, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    That Lizzo girl looks like a heavy set Ashanti…whaaatt ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  • Reply Your Mother Karen November 19, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    Billie Eillish is like the ringleader of 'notlikeothergirls' ๐Ÿ˜‚

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