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Key & Peele – Who Thinks They Can Dance?

October 11, 2019


[electronic music]
– WE MET B-BOY JOSEPH
IN ATLANTA, G.A. – HI, JOSEPH. – [British accent]
ALL RIGHT. YEAH. START THE MUSIC. [hip-hop music] ♪ – HAS HE STARTED YET? – I THINK
I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS IT. ♪ THANK YOU. – YEAH, THANK YOU.
– I AIN’T DONE YET, THOUGH. – THANK YOU, JOSEPH. IT’S–IT’S
DEFINITELY A NO FOR ME. – IT’S A NO. I’M SORRY. – NO. – ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU, JOSEPH. – GUYS, YOU–YOU KNOW, I AIN’T GOT NO FORMAL TRAININ’
OR NOTHIN’ LIKE THAT. I LIVE ON THE STREETS. – THAT WAS VERY APPARENT,
AS IT TURNS OUT, JOSEPH. THANK YOU FOR COMING. – Y-YOU KNOW THAT MY MAMA’S
ON DRUGS, AND MY DADDY IN JAIL. – IT’S NOT–
NOT REALLY RELEVANT. – BORN IN A COFFEE CAN
UNDER A BRIDGE. – THAT’S TERRIBLE, JOSEPH. THAT’S–THAT’S AWFUL,
BUT IT’S NOT GOING TO– – MY SISTER SHOT MY BROTHER
WHILE MY COUSIN BEAT MY UNCLE. – NOW IT’S A LIE.
– IT’S A LITTLE BIT MUCH. JOSEPH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, BUT– – PUT MYSELF THROUGH SCHOOL BY RENTING MY BODY OUT
AS A HEROIN SUITCASE. – OH, I SEE WHAT’S GOING ON.
– WOW. – JOSEPH, PLEASE, WE–WE DO HAVE
OTHER DANCERS HERE TODAY, WHO ARE WAITING THEIR TURN
VERY POLITELY. NO, JOSEPH,
LET HER COME ONSTAGE. – OH! OH!
– LET HER COME–NO, JOSEPH. – IF I WIN THIS COMPETITION, I
COULD PUT A ROOF OVER MY HOUSE. ‘CAUSE I GOT A HOUSE AIN’T
GOT NO ROOF. FOR REAL, THOUGH. – JOSEPH… – JUST ONE LITTLE THING,
THOUGH. – DON’T DO IT, JOSEPH. – IT WAS A LOUD BRIDGE.
– DON’T FINISH THAT SEN– – I GOT HEARING DAMAGE
IN THIS EAR. – JOSEPH!
– AND ALSO IN THIS EAR. – JOSEPH! – THE BRIDGE HAD–
HAD TRUCKS GO OVER IT. – JOSEPH.
– ‘CAUSE THE BRIDGE– – KEEP IT.
– 15-TON– – HOLD IT. PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
AND GET OFF MY STAGE. – RA–RATED SIX. – JOE…
– THAT’S A BIG TRUCK. – SEPH.
OKAY, JOSEPH, PLEASE. AND WHO IS THIS? – OH, WHO IS THIS
RIGHT HERE? THIS IS MY 12-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER,
WHO I RAISED ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT THE HELP OF ANYBODY ELSE
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. SHE IS MY INSPIRATION. – JOSEPH,
IT DOESN’T MATTER. THERE’S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO OR SAY THAT’S GOING TO MAKE US
CHANGE OUR MINDS TODAY. – THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT RIGHT
THERE, THAT’S HER DAUGHTER. SHE BLIND. SO I RAISED THEM BOTH BY MYSELF
WITHOUT NOBODY ELSE’S HELP. – COME GET
YOUR TICKET TO VEGAS. – WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! – VEGAS!
– CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I’M GETTING GOOSIES OVER HERE.
I’M GETTING GOOSIES. I-I AM.

100 Comments

  • Reply Roman Tekurio September 25, 2019 at 7:20 am

    Fuck transgender Jews

  • Reply Nicklas Brady September 25, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    NOT THE BLIND GRANDBABY

  • Reply Fancy Ninja September 26, 2019 at 10:51 am

    . Thinks
    Who
    Can
    They
    Dance?

  • Reply emon hasan September 26, 2019 at 11:20 am

    It would've worked in india though.

  • Reply Jesse Sarabia September 26, 2019 at 11:21 am

    If you guys don't get the joke
    That was a real jab at how the talent shows like AMT and X factor and AMERICAN IDOL work
    people who have gone on say "it doesn't matter" "you just need to have a sad story or your out" and if you do you're in .

  • Reply he_landon_on_it September 26, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    This is so true, anything with children will kill the judges

  • Reply Chi B. September 26, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    This is so accurate!!!!!!!

  • Reply Chi B. September 26, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    She blind! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • Reply Raj September 27, 2019 at 3:16 am

    Right on the face, got talent

  • Reply Gøkù Söñ September 27, 2019 at 8:27 am

    ~ Lmaoooooooooooooooooo

  • Reply Jaded One September 27, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Yep, these judges know these people can't sing or dance but still put them through for the wrong reasons 😂

  • Reply OMI [OK] September 28, 2019 at 12:50 am

    HE SHOULD NOT DANCE,,,HE SHOULD RAP..

  • Reply John Jones September 29, 2019 at 12:44 am

    How far down the victimhood insectersectionality hierarchy can you travel. Brilliant

  • Reply John Smith September 29, 2019 at 3:47 am

    Its just like the show you got to have a sad story to go to the next stage lol

  • Reply HX September 29, 2019 at 7:35 am

    Goosies! 😃😂

  • Reply Wesley Dawson September 29, 2019 at 7:40 am

    Is that Alice from workaholics

  • Reply Ralph Harrison September 30, 2019 at 3:53 am

    She Blind

  • Reply Abu Nayem September 30, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    This is how Indian reality show contestants try to manipulate the judges 🤣

  • Reply Ana Chocolate October 1, 2019 at 8:13 am

    😹😹

  • Reply israel soto alicea October 1, 2019 at 11:59 am

    This is my wife lol. Dont tell her

  • Reply Michael Russell October 1, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    😂😂…

    English is close but you can hear the American coming through in certain words lol

  • Reply Aly the dream boy October 1, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    Someone notice Simon's accent!!! 😂 😂 😂

  • Reply Yare Laguer October 2, 2019 at 1:02 am

    “Let her come on stage. No Joseph” 😭😭

  • Reply Arryea M. Blake October 2, 2019 at 2:30 am

    When that lil girl came out with that stick and was pretending to be blind… I 💀💀 LIKE 😂😭

  • Reply Don Mike October 2, 2019 at 8:25 am

    Quick life hack,if u want to go thru in any auditions,bring yourself a child

  • Reply ActionTv808 October 2, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    More of these right away 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

  • Reply Ja'Maul Redmond October 2, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    “ She Blind”

  • Reply Racquel Hall October 2, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    😂😂😂

  • Reply HellzFugitive GoodGuy October 3, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    How many of us JUST realized this the same JOSEPH from undercover boss K&P 2019

  • Reply J. NamWEN. October 3, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    Joseph. 😂😂

  • Reply Saffy • 30 years ago October 3, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    Why is this so true though? 😂

  • Reply LulzRoyce October 4, 2019 at 5:15 am

    sadly this is more reality than a parody

  • Reply Max Girard October 4, 2019 at 6:13 am

    “I’m gettin goosies over here I am” 😂💀

  • Reply niuka jimo October 4, 2019 at 10:09 am

    GOLDEN BUZZER!!!! 👀😂

  • Reply The Guy October 4, 2019 at 10:19 am

    That's why I steer completely clear of all these shitty ass "talent" shows everybody has a goddamn sob story

  • Reply Kakashi Hatake October 4, 2019 at 10:32 am

    He is Dexter Morgan's uncle

  • Reply liliana Batista October 4, 2019 at 11:53 am

    Lol..I needed the laugh

  • Reply dat vergil doe October 4, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    The little blind girl had me rolling. With the stereotypical blind person outfit.🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Dustin Gordon October 4, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    Joseph FROM UNDERCOVER BOSS!!

  • Reply Juicy Jeyk October 4, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    Is he related to that guy from that undercover boss show? 😂😂

  • Reply UNKNOWN October 5, 2019 at 1:11 am

    competition for the biggest >victim<….

  • Reply CORY THE SAUCE GOD October 5, 2019 at 3:28 am

    “I’m gettin goosies “ 💀

  • Reply Heetckers October 5, 2019 at 3:41 am

    Come get your ticket to Vegas!

  • Reply Adnaan Zabair October 5, 2019 at 11:21 am

    Yesss come across 1 I have never seen

  • Reply Todd Jordan October 5, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    😂😂accurate!!

  • Reply N October 5, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    The English accent😂

  • Reply US MC October 5, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    When the little girl came out bruh…

  • Reply Troy Addict October 5, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    When the blind baby comes out

    Me:AWWWWW! 🙈❤️ she so cute

  • Reply Gherman Raul October 5, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    Man, he only went forward with the audition cause the blind girl was white. No one understood the skit

  • Reply Bitches B October 5, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    literally what happens all the time on TV 😂

  • Reply Shing Geul October 5, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    Joseph… Joseph… Joseph…

  • Reply sea-snake83 1 October 6, 2019 at 2:05 am

    whos the girl judge?

  • Reply sea-snake83 1 October 6, 2019 at 2:05 am

    wwhats the girl judges name?

  • Reply Daniel Pam October 6, 2019 at 2:11 am

    So funny! 2019!

  • Reply Cedar Poplar October 6, 2019 at 5:48 am

    That was a theatrical rehearsal

  • Reply Chet Manly October 6, 2019 at 8:27 am

    “Come get your victim award“ , said the television. And all of the jobless and the lazy in the land went to the audition studio. They didn’t bring their talent, but they brought sob stories. And the prize money was distributed equally to each according to their need. Hail Marx.

  • Reply Val Anthony Cadullo October 6, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    Good one!

  • Reply Alan Parson October 6, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    The greater the sob story, the greater the success.

    Beyonce.

  • Reply Carlos m October 6, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Pretty much true on this shows that just happens in America got talent

  • Reply Beejay Tatu October 6, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    “she blind” — lmao cracked me up

  • Reply Eric Albrecht October 6, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    Im getting goosies over here

  • Reply Sonof Ragnar October 7, 2019 at 7:55 am

    These skits just remind me how pussified America has gotten….I feel like Stallone in Demolition Man….

  • Reply cornelius allen October 7, 2019 at 8:19 am

    Lol🤣🤣🤣Joseph

  • Reply Sade ß October 7, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    When he said Joseph and the wig shaked lol.

  • Reply uio Ok October 7, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    That’s Alice from Workaholics!

  • Reply Hrangao Laii October 7, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    Well that's how Got Talent is judged. Being emotional for vote.

  • Reply BteamBencher October 7, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    “…she blind”

  • Reply triggered October 7, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    Jordan's face looking like: 👁👄👁

  • Reply Chinti TheIceBear October 7, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    this is actually so true, why i stopped watching Britain got talent

  • Reply Boi With no nose October 7, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    America’s got talent judges in a nutshell

  • Reply Luke Day Music October 7, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    Perfect impression of David Walliams!

  • Reply Quay Wognum October 8, 2019 at 12:22 am

    Is this before or after undercover boss??

  • Reply Naturally You ASMR October 8, 2019 at 2:24 am

    This is one of my favorites 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • Reply zenki gizmo October 8, 2019 at 5:30 am

    Joseph Jo…SEPh! Joseph! 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Playback Recordings October 8, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply oldnew newold October 8, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    This why I can’t stand all those reality show.Every single one of the contestant have something like this 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • Reply Yagami Taiga October 8, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    True story I always say that people with sad stories always wins

  • Reply Rob Santos October 8, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Lol This mtf

  • Reply Charles H October 8, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    This is some seriously sick sh**! LMAO!!!!!

  • Reply James Bond October 8, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    Joseph

  • Reply Artjoms Pugacovs October 8, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    Thats true, i have seen it on american idol

  • Reply Pandaiskey October 9, 2019 at 1:47 am

    "im gettin gooseys

  • Reply Jaz Najiyaah October 9, 2019 at 4:34 am

    #butmydickchoppedupdoe

  • Reply Shreyash Chauhan October 9, 2019 at 4:51 am

    Reality tv shows in a nutshell

  • Reply 5252 October 9, 2019 at 4:55 am

    Lmfao omg thats exactly how it work doe🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Jailam Myles October 9, 2019 at 6:41 am

    Basically every talent show lately. America's got talent especially, a.k.a. America's got charity cases

  • Reply Senpai Chuki October 9, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Philipines got talent be like

  • Reply Mohamed Mubarak October 9, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Joseph Carlisle from the Undercover Boss skit here: https://youtu.be/UHyoDV1fsA4

  • Reply Chpz 117 October 9, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    “Thats a white baby. A caucasian from the mountain of Caucasus. A viking from iceland”

    -Katt Williams

  • Reply TiroX October 9, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    SHE BLIND

  • Reply kal simon October 9, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    The beat was on point

  • Reply Julio Bloemenveld October 9, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    He reminds me of Guy Pearce somehow when he plays as the judge.

  • Reply Uncommon Sense October 10, 2019 at 3:43 am

    "it's funny cuz it's true…"

  • Reply Mahershala Karim October 10, 2019 at 3:47 am

    Is that Katy Perry though?

  • Reply Raihanur Rahman October 10, 2019 at 10:54 am

    2:22
    "Come get your ticket to Vegas"
    lmao that accent and face! XD

  • Reply yankee196575 October 10, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    old video but dam it's true. present a sad story & you're through. specially if you have a dog that was in the hospital & lived that will guarantee your ass making it to the live shows. i remember a British cop that had a police dog & the magic act wasn't all that impressive just mediocre but once he presented a story that his police dog saved his life & wasn't going to make it it was only morally right to say yes to them because what kind of monster says no to a police dog that saved his partner right.

  • Reply BozuシシMoyo October 10, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    THAT BLIND CHILD😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Manuel Soza October 10, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    The way he shakes his head at 1:45

  • Reply Jacob Mcjunkin October 10, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    JOSEPH!

  • Reply Shyams_spicy_memes October 10, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    he should have said "a dude put his pee pee in my mama and it got inside of me and…. they gave me money"

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