Jennifer Aniston Channels Rachel Green for Day 9 of 12 Days of Giveaways

September 25, 2019

During the break, Jen confessed
to me that she envies me and my talk show, and that
all she ever wanted to do was be a talk show host, and
not a silly old television and movie star. What part of that do
you envy the most, Jen? Is it the people, the
platform, the power? What is it? I think it’s all of the above. OK, that’s what I thought. Jen, you know I love
you, so I’m going to let you host this
next segment with me. Are you ready? Yes, I’m ready, Ellen. OK. Then read with this
says right there. Hold on to your jingle
bells because it’s day nine of Twelve
Days of Giveaways! [MUSIC – MICHAEL BUBLE, “IT’S
THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR”] It’s the most wonderful
time of the year. With the kids jingle belling
and everyone telling you be of good cheer. It’s the most wonderful
time of the year. Thank you, Comet. Thank you, Katrina and Abby. And a huge thank you to Scotch
Brand for sponsoring our 12 Days this year. Jen, let me ask you
a personal question. What do you do before
you leave the house? I take a shower. And after that? Huh? After that? Dry off after that. After that? Yes. Then I put some
clothes on, usually. Exactly. That’s what I’m looking for. I see where this is going. Tell everybody about
their first gift. Ellen, you know I think
you have great style, and I love your ED, Ellen
DeGeneres, clothing line. Yes. What I’m really loving is
your new holiday collection. You are? Your loungewear,
the Love and Joy hat and scarf set, fun animal
socks, sweaters, comfy sneakers, slippers, eyewear– dear god, is there anything
you haven’t thought of, Ellen? Thank you, Jen. Thank you. I love that you
recognize great taste. You’re all getting a $250 gift
card to ED, Ellen Degeneres. [APPLAUSE] Thank you. All right. Now Jen, we’re friends,
and I know something we both have in common. Yes. Is it that we both have a
crush on Portia de Rossi? What are you, putting
words in my mouth? That, and we love animals. But we also like
things to be clean. That’s true. What if there was
a cleaning tool that could help you with that? There is. It’s called Dyson
Cyclone v10 Animal. [APPLAUSE] It’s the latest cord-free
vacuum that easily transforms into a handheld to clean
everything from your car to your furniture. I’m sorry. Oh, Ellen, that sounds amazing. But is it designed
to deep clean homes with pets, thanks to
its powerful suction, long-lasting battery power,
selected attachments? You know it, friend. You’re all getting
this $600 Dyson vacuum. [APPLAUSE] It was supposed to go on there. It was supposed
to go on the rug. Yes, I know. I know. I know what I’m doing. It works. I sold vacuum cleaners. [APPLAUSE] You know what else
we have in common? We’re both known as
America’s sweetheart. Yes. Yes. And we both love music. We do. Wouldn’t it be great if
there was a speaker that was voice activated? Ellen, there is. JBL Link is the first
voice-activated speaker series that brings together
JBL’s signature sound with Google Assistant. But can it stream music? Well, of course it can. And with the Link series,
users can stream music, ask questions, and easily
control smart devices around the home, all with
the sound of your voice. But Ellen, I’m not sure
if it’s waterproof. Don’t be silly, Jen. Of course the Link
10 is waterproof. And with five hours of play
time, it’s perfect for travel. You’re all getting this
$400 JBL speaker system. [APPLAUSE] You know who’s doing a lot of
giving this holiday season? Lyft. Ah, they sure are, Ellen. With Lyft, the more you
ride, the more you raise. Their passengers have
rounded up 20 million rides to donate over $10 million to
organizations like the Human Rights Campaign, the
ACLU, and Girls Who Code. Go to the Lyft app and sign
up for round up and donate. You’re all getting a
$300 Lyft gift card. [APPLAUSE] They don’t get to
be inside a car. No, just on the track. OK, you’re still clapping. Yes, I know. Jen? Yeah? I thought of something
else we have in common. We’re both thespians. Yeah, we are. We are? Yeah. Why don’t we do this
next one in character. Who should we play? Well, I’ll play Ellen Morgan
from that great sitcom, Ellen. And you can be Rachel Green
from that show, Friends. [APPLAUSE] It’s a stretch, Ellen,
but let’s give it a try. Ready, action. Hey Rachel, you know the
time that you and Ross were on a break? Well, we weren’t on a break. No, it’s this way. We weren’t on a break. Thank you, everybody. The reason I mention it
is because sometimes you want to go on a break. Like, for instance, to
an all-inclusive resort perfect for vacations with your
family, or a couple’s getaway. We weren’t on a
break, Ellen Morgan. It’s a resort that
offers a vast stretch of white, sandy beaches,
breathtaking views, and an infinity pool with
the center of the property. Yes. You’re all getting a
six-day, five-night stay at the Beach Palace in CANCUN. [MUSIC – MICHAEL BUBLE, “IT’S
THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR”] It’s the most wonderful
time of the year. With the kids jingle belling
and everyone telling you be of good cheer. It’s the most wonderful time. Happy holidays. [INAUDIBLE] We’ll be back. [MUSIC CONTINUES] It’s the hap–
happiest season of all. With those holiday greetings
and gay, happy meetings when friends come to call. Hi, I’m Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you
to subscribe to her channel so you can see more
awesome videos, like videos of me getting scared
or saying embarrassing things, like ball peen hammer, and
also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities, if
you’re into that sort of thing. [SCREAMS] [BLEEP] God [BLEEP]!

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