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Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? – Agree to Disagree

November 9, 2019


Oh my God, that’s not
how you eat a hot dog. It’s a sandwich. So, can you do this
to a sandwich? So- Just because I can’t
deep throat it doesn’t mean
it’s not a sandwich. That seems like a weird
criteria, yeah. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No.
Absolutely. No. Yes.
The definition of a sandwich is either
“A, two or more slices of bread, or a split roll
having filling in between.” Okay. Okay?
Okay. Or “B, one slice of bread
covered with food, like an open-faced sandwich.” They came with definitions
as well. Where did you get
your definition from? Merriam-Webster. Merriam-Webster.
I don’t know if you- Interesting. Well-
I don’t know if you’ve heard. Okay so, here’s the Oxford
definition of sandwich, “An item of food consisting
of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese,
or other fillings between them.” While a hot dog definition
is “A frankfurter, especially one served hot
in a, singular, long, soft roll. Also, north American, informal,
a person who shows off, especially a skier or surfer
who performs stunts or tricks.” Wait, what? Like, “That guy’s being
a hot dog.” That’s a hot dog.
Yeah, it’s a hot dog. What?
One more time Sarah. How can we trust
that definition? That’s a hot dog. I trust that definition
more than yours. That’s number two. How can you trust
that definition? A hot dog is what you call
a snowboarder or a … “A person who shows off.” A person who- “Especially a skier or surfer
who performs stunts or tricks.” So, you’re saying a hot dog
is not a sandwich, but it is … Shaun White. Shaun White. Are these pieces connected?
These two pieces? Oh, just barely. Yeah.
Oh God, just barely. But they are.
Mm-hmm (affirmative). Yeah, but according
to my definition- A sandwich- And not the Oxford
English Dictionary, sorry, that is a sandwich. That is not a sandwich. Okay, what if you got a nice
little turkey melt on ciabatta? Just saying. They were slicing
through, “What’s up, boss? Okay,” they didn’t
slice all the way. Still stuffed
the same fillings in there, but it was connected,
oh God, just barely. I would say,
“I ordered a tuna melt, not a hot dog with tuna in it,
you freak.” If a food chooses to identify
as a sandwich, it can be a sandwich. Oh my God. A food- A pizza is an open-faced
sandwich. If a food chooses-
No, it’s not! Pizza is an open-faced sandwich. Okay, take a grilled
cheese sandwich, take the first part off of it,
and add tomato sauce, that’s a pizza
or an open-faced sandwich. I can play your game, which is that the food
gets to choose, right? Yeah. So okay, Mr. Hot Dog, why don’t you tell me,
just me what you want to be? I don’t know about that because
I’m going to talk to mine. Okay, so mine says … Hello? I’m sorry, what? Mine says … what’s that? Mine’s yelling so it’s hard
for me to hear what yours is saying, “I’m a fucking sandwich,
boy,” it’s saying. It’s saying,
“I’m a sandwich boy”? Mm-hmm, but it’s
got a funny little accent. Well, where are the lips
on yours? Mine? What are you
talking about, where are the lips
on this guy, here? Where are the lips on yours? Yeah. Mine doesn’t have lips
because it doesn’t have agency. Have you ever seen a clam talk?
Same kind of thing. You mean an animated clam? And a clam. Adventures of clams?
Super extra reality? What are you talking about? Above reality, below reality,
clam forward? Clam-focused? You said everyone- Adventures under the sea? You don’t know
Big Ronnie the clam and his adventures
with his fricking pals? Oh my God, that’s not
how you eat a hot dog. It’s a sandwich, so you can eat
it any way you want. A sandwich. Nobody eats it that way.
Are you kidding me? You eat it from one of the ends! Normal way to eat a hot dog. Do it super slow.
Okay? But there are other ways
to eat a hot dog. Sometimes some people
don’t like carbs, right? Yeah. So, can you do this
to a sandwich? Yeah, I think we get the point. I don’t get the point yet. There. Can you? Can you eat
a sandwich like that? Yeah, I guess you probably
could eat a turkey wrap like that,
if you wanted to. Yeah.
I don’t know why you would. A wrap is not a sandwich. Well, you could roll up
the insides of the sandwich, and do exactly
what you just did. You could not eat turkey
like this. I don’t understand why you want- I’m proving to you
it’s not a sandwich. So- Just because I can’t
deep throat it doesn’t mean it’s not
a sandwich. That seems like a weird
criteria, yeah. Do they have sandwich
eating contests? They do not. They have
hot dog eating contests because no one
would think to eat- They have sandwich
eating contests. Mm-hmm. Okay, where?
All over the place. Does Nathan’s have it?
Tucson. They have …
And what do they eat? Tucson. What kind of sandwiches? Big Crusty. Big Crusties?
What’s in a Big Crusty? Crusty on top,
smooth in the middle. What?
You’re describing textures, not- Crusty on top. I don’t think you’re
describing a … vagina. Sounds like Creme Brulee. I’m sorry, you said a vagina? Yeah, crusty on top,
smooth in the middle. What? Crusty on top? Smooth in the middle? I mean … that’s been
my experience with vaginas. What does crusty on top mean?
Go on, take it away. So, is everything crusty on top,
smooth in the middle? You just call that a vagina?
So, that’s a vagina, if it’s crusty on top,
smooth in the middle? So, if you have an ice cream
that’s topped with crunchy stuff, you’re like,
“Ooh, I’m eating a vagina cone”? Or that magic cone? Yeah. I mean, why are you
shaming my grandma’s vagina? Why do you know what your
grandmother’s vagina looks like? For her medicine, that’s how you
administer the medicine. You’re giving her Monistat? Yeah. Oh my God. Could probably open it up. There’s the vagina,
and then this is my penis, and I put the medicine
on my penis … No.
And then she … that’s the only way
she says it makes her healthy. I don’t know who is at fault
in this scenario. I don’t even know if I should be
upset for you, or angry, but … Probably proud of him … Okay. Is she still alive?
Do you still do this? Yeah, every Sunday. Every Sunday? Do you guys
not have grandparents? I just don’t think you can start
calling a hot dog a sandwich. A quesadilla,
you said earlier is a sandwich. But you could consider anything
as a sandwich. You guys have such narrow- A sandwich is a sandwich.
Very narrow- A hamburger’s not a sandwich. Turkey sandwich, bacon, lettuce
and tomato, ham sandwich. Layers, baby,
two pieces of bread, and then a bunch of stuff
in between. Stuff in between, okay so, we make a grandma sandwich
every Sunday. No. Mm-hmm, when she’s
feeling bad, for sure. I mean, I-
I kind of go behind, and I’m looking Jordan in the
eyes for this kind of thing. Can one of you be
the grandma for- No.
No. You’re going to have
to use these … Use the hot dog. So basically, I’m behind. And then I apply the medicine
to my penis, and then we just
kind of come in, and … It’s more of a me
and Jordan kind of experience. There’s no world
where this is a sandwich. This doesn’t seem like
a sandwich to you? No. No.
We’re sandwiching this- Okay, you tell that
to the sick lady who’s getting her life saved by
a fricking sandwich of ours. Oh my God. Tell that to my grandma
right now. Tell it to her. That’s not your grandma. That she doesn’t deserve
to live because she- This is more your grandmother
than it is a sandwich. That’s fair. That is so rude. I feel bad for you.
I mean, if you wanted to be, you guys could be sandwiches
too. You could.
I will never be a sandwich. I don’t, why would I- Yeah, never with that attitude. On the record now, I will never
be a sandwich to you, okay? Can we just, on the record,
okay? Never going to happen. Listen, if you were sick,
and you needed- Just feel empowered enough
to say that, “I am a sandwich,”
all right? On the count of three,
we’ll all say, “I am a sandwich.” The fact that you think-
One. Two. Three.
No. I am a sandwich. Could you do this to a …
sorry. Some people
don’t like carbs, right? Some people don’t like carbs, they can’t eat carbs,
like myself. But can you eat a sandwich?
Can you … Can you eat a …

57 Comments

  • Reply Comedy Central Originals May 9, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Is a hot dog a sandwich?

  • Reply Tim Duffy May 9, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    We gotta take this thing to the Supreme Court.

  • Reply Mike Maloney May 9, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Is a booger a chicken nugget?

  • Reply Orlando Trustfull May 9, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    Remember when Comedy Central was the place to be? When a comedian who was on the top of their game was excited because they had "A Comedy Central Special"?

    This is what it has become.

  • Reply givememore4free May 9, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    I think if I take a hot dog and put it between two pieces of Wonder Bread it would be a sandwich. Or as Eddie Murphy would say a welfare sandwich.

  • Reply MuzzstepTV May 9, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    No. A sandwich has 4 exposed sides and two covered, a hot dog has potentially 2-3 covered sides and AN EXPOSED TOP. Sandwiches don’t have exposed tops. The End.

  • Reply SamIsOnline May 9, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    Hilarious! keep it coming 😂

  • Reply MuzzstepTV May 9, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    Literally go back in time and fight the Earl of SANDWICH, who famously asked for his cuts of meat between SLICES (plural) of bread so he could keep gambling. If you think a Hotdog is a sandwich you were dropped as a child

  • Reply Matthew Howell May 9, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    @hodgman where are you in this debate (SPOILER: I ALREADY KNOW) #JUDGEJJHOFOR LIFE

  • Reply Nick May 9, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Interesting. I'm going to mull this over my bowl of Cheerio Soup with milk broth.

  • Reply KC Familam May 9, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    GUYS DOES A HARD SHELL TACO TURN INTO A MEXICAN SLOPPY JOE WHEN IT BREAKS IN HALF ON THE FIRST BITE?

  • Reply LaJamesBRUH May 9, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    Does subway sell sandwiches? Bc they connected

  • Reply Gohibniu Goh May 9, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    Lol medicating grandma!

  • Reply Wop wop May 9, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    I've never been sandwiched by one person before

  • Reply Chris Chatham May 9, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    Every fruit is a vegetable, but every vegetable isn't a fruit. Categorizing a hotdog as a sandwich doesn't convey useful information. You might win some debates on semantics, but no one that asks for a sandwich is getting what they want if they get a hotdog.

  • Reply Beasty Bear May 10, 2019 at 1:28 am

    This is good content

  • Reply bored175 May 10, 2019 at 3:12 am

    I love this series. Keep 'em coming!

  • Reply Josh Black May 10, 2019 at 7:23 am

    Everyone corpsing

  • Reply Monty Cantsin May 10, 2019 at 7:49 am

    I love these.

  • Reply Bismuth Crystal May 10, 2019 at 10:35 am

    This is very simple. A sandwich must possess two discrete pieces of bread. They can be connected, but the connection must be substantially thinner than the pieces of bread, and the sandwich must maintain its structural integrity if the connection is severed. This is defined as, being able to be set down with one side of bread down, released, and then picked back up again.

    Thus, no, a hot dog is not a sandwich. It is designed for its container to be folded around its contents, not to sandwich them.

  • Reply SubwingOTR May 10, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    By far the worst debaters on this series. Hardly even stayed on topic and wasn't even funny doing it

  • Reply Darren Jackson-Adams May 10, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    I'm pissed. They left an argument on the table that disproves the two pieces of bread theory: Subway. They employ sandwich artists that slice one piece of bread DOWN THE MIDDLE.

  • Reply DrMambo777 May 11, 2019 at 4:07 am

    The guy calling pizza an open-faced sandwich is a goddamn lunatic and I don't think he should have the right to vote

  • Reply epayne6 May 11, 2019 at 4:38 am

    @3:40 Ok I admit it. The only reason I watch these vids is because I really wanna fuck that blonde girl. Ten times more after watching her demonstrate her oral skills.

  • Reply CoolStoryBruh May 11, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    A sub is a single loaf, cut open, and filled. So if a hotdog is the same thing, but not a sandwich, then is a sub not a sandwich?

  • Reply Vmc750 May 12, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Everyone knows a hot dog is classified as a" Tacus tubus " ie. A taco tube

  • Reply The Trend May 14, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    Hot Dog for sure Sandwich…..especially when I add fries and onions!!!

    But pizza NOT SANDWICH! Nooooooooo

  • Reply Bic Boi May 16, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    A bunch of nerds shoot their shot at awkward mating rituals in their natural habitat

  • Reply Ripples May 17, 2019 at 9:09 am

    Making the real controversial videos j******* is afraid to

  • Reply Bunny Tsukino May 18, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    Gosh this turned unexpectedly a sandwich

  • Reply Francis Lawrence May 21, 2019 at 1:36 am

    He did a callback to the pie debate and they missed it!

  • Reply Marcel Rivera June 7, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    So someone from Massachusetts actually had to take an establishment to court over the argument of what they purchased as being advertised as a sandwich in order for that ruling to exist!!  Damn.  Talk about being dissatisfied with your order!  Couldn't simply fill out a comment card huh?

  • Reply master CPTfalcon June 8, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    I'm a lifelong tucsonan and I've never heard of this "big crusty" the dude with the hair mentioned. Also, that guy who called pizza a sandwich is blasphemous and can't be trusted.

  • Reply June W June 13, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    Like all jokes aside the blonde girl can get it

  • Reply Rubic Cube June 15, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    When toast is cut diagonally i really can't eat it. 😂😂😂 I'm sooo random

  • Reply Majk M June 23, 2019 at 12:30 am

    it's 2 am in the morning and i am watching what defines hot dog/sandwich. yea, it s time to sleep youtube

  • Reply Nicholous Walker June 26, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    I don’t know who is at fault in this scenario…lol #grandma sandwich 🥪🤯🤔🤯🤔🤯🤔😨😂😂😂

  • Reply Bailey Young June 27, 2019 at 6:05 am

    It's a goddamn taco

  • Reply Ian h July 1, 2019 at 12:26 am

    Its a hot dog so its all lips. And asses.

  • Reply Tomsic George August 14, 2019 at 6:51 am

    Unless one is 'stupid'…😂😂😂 then yu can call a hotdog a sandwich…😂😂😂😂😂 those guys are in denial….😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Phantom Is dead August 31, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    If a food decides to identity itself as a sandwich it can be a sandwich. That is the most millennial shit I’ve ever heard. 🤣
    2:03

  • Reply magister343 September 2, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    I hold that a hotdog is only the Frankfurter sausage itself, and is thus not a sandwich although it is most commonly served as part of a sandwich.

  • Reply George Smith September 24, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    A hot dog is a taco

  • Reply Random Stuff September 27, 2019 at 12:59 am

    A hot dog bun is technically one above of bread

  • Reply A Corney Space September 28, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    1:42 Why did Cody do that with his tongue lmao.

  • Reply Eris Cyl September 28, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    A hot dog is placed in a roll to make a hot dog sandwich.

  • Reply 2010camaro September 30, 2019 at 4:21 am

    Deepthroat my 6in blonde girl baby!! And swallow my cum!!

  • Reply Kingdomplains October 16, 2019 at 10:43 am

    "You dont know Big Ronnie the clam and his adventures with his friggin pals?"

  • Reply Tucker Harris October 17, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    A hot dog is a taco

  • Reply Drake’s Friend Samuel October 22, 2019 at 2:04 am

    I was eating a hotdog while watching this and then the bun broke in half making it no longer a hotdog but a sandwich. 🌭’s aren’t 🥪’s

  • Reply FLOWDAISHA October 25, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    Okay so I went through the comments and no one brought it up and its crucial to me because the guy in the grandpa sweater at 7:16 clearly has a half chub going on from all this grandma crust talk. I think he really wants to go home and save his babushkas life.

  • Reply 50k subs WITH videos October 25, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    So subway doesn't make sandwiches?

  • Reply sylenceexposed October 25, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    if a sub is a sandwich and are made using sub rolls which are large rolls sliced in half but not all the way through then why can’t a hot dog be a sandwich? Is a steak n cheese a sandwich? Order any type of sub and it’s always in a roll sliced down the middle but not all the way through. Is a lobster roll a sandwich? What about an Italian grinder? They are all sandwiches

  • Reply 100Hasake October 26, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    The Grandma bit got me dead

  • Reply 100Hasake October 26, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    WE MAKE A GRANDMA SANDWHICH EVERY SUNDAY IM CACKLING SO HARD

  • Reply Matt Fadul November 1, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    I work at Which Wich and I believe a hot dog is indeed a sandwich.

  • Reply Antoine Glenn November 4, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    These skits are hilarious

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