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“Indian Tech Support” | Russell Peters – Almost Famous

October 10, 2019

Anything Indian people can do I can’t do I’m always impressed whenever you do something intelligent like computers. I’m shit on a computer I’m not good… Are you good on a computer, Edward? You’re Chinese, you better be going computer you You f*cking making them all day the least you could do is be good on them. I mean Well you work with a computer for a living yeah, so yeah What do you prefer a PC or a Mac? I prefer PC. PC, right. That’s how you know you’re good on a computer. People don’t believe me when I say I’m not good on a computer. Like, “You’re an Indian.” “Supposed to be good on the computer.” An Indian guy going he’s not good on a computer is like a black guy going, “I ain’t got no rhythm.” PC. That’s that’s that’s the show-off. You know that’s a “Ya, I know how to get on a computer and avoid diseases.” I use a Mac because Mac’s are stupid people friendly. I am a stupid people. The real reason I use the Mac is because I go to a lot of questionable websites Look, what I’m trying to tell you is If you’re going to surf porn on a mac. Surfing porn on a mac is like having sex with a condom on. You know, you’re like, “I don’t care what she has.” “Hehehehehehehehe” “I’m not gonna get anything.” Surfing porn on a PC is like raw doggin a hooker, you know? “Oh my god, it feels good but I’m scared.” “I’m so scared.” “Oh my god it burns when I download.” You know the worst day in my life is the worst day in My life is when I have a problem with my laptop and I have to call the 1-800 number on the back of it I don’t care that. They’ve outsourced the call to India that actually makes me happy Part that bothers means that that guy in India knows who I am I call up. I’m like ”Yeah I have a problem my laptop.” “Okay sir. and your good name?” I’m like ”I’m sorry?” “Your good name.” My good name? What is that, my password? You want my password? “No No, sir. Your good name. Your good name.” “F*ck, the f*ck is my good name?” “Sir, your surname, your family name.” Oh, so why don’t you say so? Uh, Peters. “Okay. And your *jibberish*” What’s that? “Your *jibberish*” I… I don’t have a forest name, no. Enchanted? I suppose if I was in the forest my name would be lost. What are you asking me right now? “No no, sir. Your first name…your first name.” What the f*ck is my *jibberish* What is that? Slow it down buddy. “Okay sir, your fir… ” That’s the same f*cking thing. “Sir the name you use on a daily basis.” Oh. haha, Sorry, man. Russell. “Okay. Haaa!” “No Wayyyyyyyyyyy.” “Is it really you?” I’m all proud. I’m like, yes yes, it is. He goes: “Well well well…” “…all those jokes you made, huh?” “Now who needs help, huh?” “Okay, bastard. Here’s what we’re going to do.” “I am going to mirror your computer.” You’re going to what? “Mirror your computer.” You’re going to mirror my computer? What does that mean? I’m going to gain full access to your laptop… remotely.” Oh really, and how do you think that and then I just see the mouse moving around on my screen? I’m like what the hell happened. He goes. I have gained full access to your laptop “Let’s quickly go through your history.” You know what let’s not go through my history, how about that? “Well well well… Lusty Grandmas.” It was a pop-up. “I’m sure it popped up just fine, huh?” “‘Seems to pop up 3-4 times a day!”


  • Reply alumGray July 9, 2019 at 10:55 am

    Incognito mode exists tho so need to spend a thousand bucks for a very expensive Apple computer.

  • Reply hyndscs July 9, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    Why would you surf porn on a Mac. I've personally written a Mac virus

  • Reply kan 07 July 11, 2019 at 7:12 am

    Heisstupid people 😂

  • Reply Lucas The Spider July 12, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    i just died 😂

  • Reply Adarsh Choudhary July 12, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    Lusty Grandma LMAO

  • Reply Mad9977 Productions July 13, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    "I don't have a forest name, no" 😂

  • Reply Mel O July 14, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    Ruuuusell!!! here I was thinking you were a clean, family guy comedian. Tsk tsk

  • Reply Archit Namboodiri July 16, 2019 at 3:56 am

    as a indian computer science student this just makes me more pumped to work at tech support

  • Reply Art Jimenez July 18, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    so f*** true with the Indian people on Tech support. I usually hang up afterwards

  • Reply Mara P July 21, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    Russell is just a gift that keeps on giving.

  • Reply Darren Morin July 22, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    3:07 NOOO WAAAYY!! 😂😂😂

  • Reply Robert Kushner July 23, 2019 at 10:21 am

    I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU!! I don't know how I've never heard of you before. And I just searched you and found out you are the third highest paid comedian in the world in 2016!!??? Is that right? That's incredible! Congrats!!!! You ARE very talented and incredibly funny. Your delivery is great! Nice to finally (meet) you! Come to Los Angeles!

  • Reply Lava Gamer July 26, 2019 at 8:10 am

    Sir the name u use on daly bases. Hahah

  • Reply Thomas Kurei Blood July 26, 2019 at 3:35 pm


  • Reply Mary Katherene Shuskey July 30, 2019 at 7:03 am

    The ‘forest name and lusty grandma’ hahahaha had me laughing so hard🤣😂😅

  • Reply Christopher Sinambela July 30, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    u fckin made my day and its 2 am

  • Reply Panda Eclipse August 1, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Why is most of his joke mostly racial stereotypes?

  • Reply AkeemHimself August 1, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    Incognito mode
    That is all

  • Reply Vaibhav Maswadkar August 2, 2019 at 6:20 am

    He asking your father name

  • Reply Shubham Kushwaha August 3, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Bhai esi english bol taki samajh me aye adhe word tu muh ke ander kha leta h sale

  • Reply akash sharma August 3, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    That's exactly how a South Indian would sound 😂

  • Reply moreno franco August 4, 2019 at 9:36 am

    Love it!

  • Reply Hashir Alam August 5, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    Anyone indian …. # 370

  • Reply J August 5, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    The problem is when the Indian hacker call you and tell you to turn on your pc.

    I hold and wasted time of a Indian girl hacker.

    I went to my car and described many problems with my computer ( 🚘 computer) until she realized that I was messing with her.

    Other time I start pushing bottom on my microwave oven and after long time a said:

    I thought this was my pc.
    Since them the fake
    Technical support
    Stopped to bug me.


    “ Don’t get mad
    Get even”

  • Reply aviel ego August 8, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    Couldn't stop laughin in the last part

  • Reply Random Dude August 10, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Paka he was taking to a South Indian fellow

  • Reply VIJAYKUMAR August 10, 2019 at 7:07 pm please support and share

  • Reply chandan sinha August 10, 2019 at 7:50 pm


  • Reply Following Phan August 13, 2019 at 5:10 am

    I literally went though the name thing but with a Filipino.

  • Reply Chad bad August 16, 2019 at 3:19 am

    I remember getting an interview call and the dude was Indian.I was like fuck off you scamming piece of shit. The dude was a real recruiter lmao

  • Reply Sudhakar Bellary August 16, 2019 at 4:09 pm

  • Reply Mind Diet August 20, 2019 at 12:36 am

    The best comedian hands down

  • Reply Mimi August 25, 2019 at 10:00 am

    This guy gets away with everything, lol 😂 😂😂😂

  • Reply Kadu Camilo August 26, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    OMG! You're the best one.

  • Reply NickEvershedMusic August 26, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Holy shit this guy is funny

  • Reply Hanabi - Chan August 27, 2019 at 12:41 am

    I used pop up excuses to fool my friend before as well but yep… He already noticed how the pop ups come everyday like, who the hell will believe you if you say “An [Porn star name] ad popped up out of nowhere and it’s been like this everyday”… In the end of it all, he just got used to me making excuses and he just laughs it off like he saw nothing hahaha

  • Reply Navin Shankar August 29, 2019 at 12:18 pm


  • Reply MACX September 1, 2019 at 11:24 am

    There is too many indian tech youtubers ughh

  • Reply *Wonka* September 2, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    Computers are from the USA first..thats why you have problems you didnt know that once you realize then your computer will serve you well.

  • Reply James Angel September 3, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Fucking Indians grilled again

  • Reply E A September 5, 2019 at 5:19 am

    From 1:46 is the best moment

  • Reply sarvan lal September 5, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    This was a south Indian tone😂😂

  • Reply Dr Reform September 6, 2019 at 3:25 am

    Or just install Linux, but its for smarter people.

  • Reply Akash Hazarika September 13, 2019 at 5:32 am

    Pop culture ridiculing of the indian accent 😷,can't digest more now

  • Reply Harrison Boone September 13, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    There is no way that guy in India said "well,well,well", I can guarantee he said "vell, vell. vell". There is nothing more confusing to an Indian than the letter "W"….. 🙂

  • Reply CARIBBIAN September 16, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    I died at well well well…lusty grandma

  • Reply Amaan Rehman September 16, 2019 at 8:20 pm


  • Reply Kevin Lee September 17, 2019 at 1:43 am

    This guy is the king of comedy. Especially when he makes fun for f my father’s language the Arabic language. I really enjoy him

  • Reply jon fraer September 18, 2019 at 7:21 am

    I hang up on them but they keep calling back till you talk to them.

  • Reply Shawn L September 18, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Omg!!!! It burns when I download!!! Lol 😂 😂 😂 dead

  • Reply The Real World September 19, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    Someone pronounced your name bencho or not??

  • Reply AnyRussian September 20, 2019 at 5:30 am

    Not bad Russell, not bad =)

  • Reply Ganesh Gaitonde September 21, 2019 at 4:56 am

    Trust me, as an Indian I am sick of them too huh.

  • Reply cleo7282 September 22, 2019 at 4:58 am

    He's such a misogynist

  • Reply PI2019-007 September 23, 2019 at 1:17 am

    Boring AF …..needs to get new content.

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  • Reply Chiemeka Nwogu September 23, 2019 at 10:48 pm


  • Reply Shubham Manna September 24, 2019 at 2:31 am

    He really nailed the Indian English accent 😂

  • Reply Gorgeous Baby September 24, 2019 at 11:07 am

    Indian and Porn are inseparable just like Tom and Jerry. 🤭

  • Reply Rashid Khan September 25, 2019 at 6:59 am

    Believe I worked for a tech process and Americans are so funny ..they are super dumb .and don't wanna use their brain ..this is my experience…I am an Indian but I have put on North American acccent

  • Reply Deana K September 27, 2019 at 12:37 pm



  • Reply Dave Saenz September 28, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    It's funny how they used words like , "T for Tumeric, A for alpha, G for ginger, K for kamasutra, lol

  • Reply Srinath Obeysekara September 29, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    the day his children watch this sort of videos on youtube hmm

  • Reply Bharth Yadav September 29, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    Lusty grandma lol

  • Reply [email protected] September 30, 2019 at 12:49 am

    Lusty Grandmas 💻👙😂

  • Reply The Great Gatsby September 30, 2019 at 7:08 am

    If you are using pc you must be good at computers.
    Meanwhile Ubuntu users : Am I a joke to you.

  • Reply D V October 1, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    Russel Peters, comedy legends

  • Reply GrApEs KaMei October 1, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    "Ownage pranks"??

  • Reply Sonoma Wine Tour Drivers October 3, 2019 at 12:41 am

    Peter from India..nicest guy in the world….worked at the Santa Rosa Valero gas station until he won the lottery a few weeks ago….last I heard he has a nineteen year old American girlfriend….true story

  • Reply Mobile Gamer October 3, 2019 at 6:07 pm


  • Reply DarkstarAndrew01 October 4, 2019 at 4:10 am

    OMG you are funny, thank you for making me laugh. <3

  • Reply Jasen Tan October 4, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    This fucking indian is overrated, mocking people like his better than them. Fuck You!

  • Reply Shine the Light October 5, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    A total misconception that black people have rhythm.

  • Reply Botros Ojeil October 5, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    " omg it burns when I download "

  • Reply Lee Steal October 5, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    The best tech support I've had is from India. They are the reason I am so good with the computer now.

  • Reply Anro Posey October 5, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    He had a bulge when he was talking about mac

  • Reply Clifford J. Summers Sr. October 6, 2019 at 1:47 am

    On a conference call, a co-worker kept asking about "daily variables" … after numerous times asking about "daily variables" with no answer, she made a note on her screen (that she was sharing) … "deliverables" … the modules in the program we were talking about.

  • Reply IA IK October 6, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    Indian tech support a contradiction in terms.

  • Reply Ananya Roy October 6, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    Watching him with a straight face and it's finally making sense as to why he's "almost" famous.

  • Reply Kari kalan October 6, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    த்தா உன் டைமிங்க அடிச்சக்கவே முடியாது பீட்டர்சிங் மாமு….நீ கலக்குயா…!!!

  • Reply i'm meet October 6, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    maz jobrani is better than him

  • Reply Hicham October 6, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    So Russel Peters is indian name?!

  • Reply jrelated1 October 7, 2019 at 12:15 am

    Anyone whos called Xbox live customer support knows the pain….

  • Reply fahad khan October 7, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    Indian spks much better and clearer English than Americans.. mind u

  • Reply Walter 777 Smith October 8, 2019 at 12:55 am

    I love him . I just had a customer from India he was so funny and cool guy. But still I love Indian accent it's funny and cool .

  • Reply FurryFace October 8, 2019 at 9:11 am

    a Forest name would be enchanting , lol

  • Reply DEEJAY PRINCE October 8, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Fucking 🐐

  • Reply I love kwek kwek October 8, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    he's funny, but he uses his comedy act discriminating people…

  • Reply AllGeeksTV October 8, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Ye UP Bihar wale aise English bolte hai aur poore india ki bejjati krte hai

  • Reply YouTube Reviews October 8, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    Insta @lookingattoys for your good name sign

  • Reply LogicalNotes October 8, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    More racism

  • Reply Jack Ridge October 8, 2019 at 11:10 pm


  • Reply samson chitalu October 9, 2019 at 6:01 am

    This jokes is very similar to that old Trevor Noah hospital joke

  • Reply Allen McKinney October 9, 2019 at 6:45 am

    I saw an Indian man in a Subway once with full Indian head dress and he was on the phone with tech support and I can hear the tech guy speaking perfect American but the Indian guy couldn't understand him. I laughed and thought karma bitch. Lol

  • Reply aarontwenty7 October 9, 2019 at 11:32 am

    9 times out of 10 Indian tech support is a scam so as soon as I hear that accent I’m like nope

  • Reply Ansh Shetty October 9, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Indians Roasting Indians is just so good… It's 🔥

  • Reply Kenneth Krueger October 9, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    you should review this before posting it to your family and friends…it is not about the indian guy helping with computer issues…ot is about watching porn on a macintosh.

  • Reply Bhargavi D R October 9, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    That's clearly not Indian accent ugh

  • Reply E.Sledge 213 October 9, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Indian people smells like onion.

  • Reply Just a Bard October 9, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    Are we going to tell him that people write viruses for iOS too?

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