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If Google Was A Guy

November 11, 2019


Next! Hello, there. Is today tomorrow New Zealand? …Yes. Foot same-length Europe? What? Inch… Same length Europe? Gmail.com! *groans* (under breath) Oh, God. What is “Bitcoin”? Butthole! *kid chuckles* Gross fat butthole dick poop! Is that what kids are into these days? Are your parents home? Miss Pippy. You mean, “Mississippi”? Hey. I’m not a dictionary. My grandson, Nathan! Song that goes… *Repetitive enthusiastic meowing* *ugh* Girls College. College Girls. Nude. *sighs* … Really? Patrick Castles. Pat Castles. Pat Castles… Funny. Bitcoin Market Value. Weed…Amount…Legal… NYC. Patrick Castles. Funny Writer. College Humor. Are you gonna do this all day? What IS Prime Meridian?!?! Heghog cute! Do you mean,”Hedgehogs-” HEGHOG CUTE! …God. Do you mean, “Hedgeho-” HEDGEHOGS CUTE!!! Adderal max dose. Yeah, I- Adderal max dose.. 165 lbs man? Okay. Adderal max dose.. 165 lbs man… 20 years old? Adderall overdose signs! Download Firefox! Ever heard of “Chrome”? How to buy Bitcoin. Titanic drawing. Titanic *movie* drawing. Ummmmm…. Titanic movie drawing *scene*. Kate Winslet tits. Round Two! Facebook.com- My grandson, Nathan. No. Dexter based on real? Free hamster. Unbuy bitcoin. Boston bomber. It’s a real tragedy. Cute one. Oh, fucking shit!

100 Comments

  • Reply Deathrattle November 5, 2019 at 12:24 am

    That kid tho

  • Reply Zoom Karma November 5, 2019 at 12:32 am

    Me: porn hub
    Google: how old are u

  • Reply BiGMaC0100 November 5, 2019 at 12:51 am

    Funny Video.

  • Reply Quasin November 5, 2019 at 12:52 am

    Just go up to him and turn safe search off

  • Reply Denjivo Vui November 5, 2019 at 1:57 am

    Each year I watch this again this my first time rewatching in 2019 👌🏻 it’s my life goal to watch this at least two times a year

  • Reply Verified November 5, 2019 at 2:44 am

    I'm blind af, and I read the title as, "If Google was gay" and was generally confused until I read the title again.

  • Reply lil' Azoidoid November 5, 2019 at 3:12 am

    Is are is Hitler is?

  • Reply Grace November 5, 2019 at 3:39 am

    Were. Conditional clause.

    — the Doctor

  • Reply Itz_Mayah November 5, 2019 at 5:00 am

    ROUND TWO

  • Reply Rəməmbər Mə November 5, 2019 at 9:37 am

    If siri was a person.
    I would never answer her.

  • Reply Code Red November 5, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    here are things every man searched on google at least once

    porhub
    xvideos
    redtube

    i don't remember any others

  • Reply Monkeyking November 5, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    you know people like me would stop using google as a spell checker if the actual spell checker programs where not shit

  • Reply Ballowax 2002 November 5, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    How did this fly pass my radar in 2014

  • Reply GoodVideoGameRemix November 5, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    h e g h o g c u t e

  • Reply Heather Kim November 6, 2019 at 12:18 am

    This sucks

  • Reply blue bugaboo November 6, 2019 at 2:02 am

    If Google was a guy he would be a gay, like the SJW kind!

  • Reply Reuben Cubero November 6, 2019 at 4:02 am

    me :sooooo…Google is a woman?

    Everyone:oh you stupid son OF A BITCH

  • Reply SL GOD November 6, 2019 at 8:30 am

    Titanic movie drawing scene

  • Reply First Last November 6, 2019 at 11:50 am

    What if Bing was a guy?

  • Reply NutshotBrawler November 6, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    “If Google was a guy”
    He’d be depressed, really depressed

  • Reply Calvin M. November 6, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    0:55 that was very funny 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • Reply N N November 6, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    He was cute.

  • Reply Lobotomite November 7, 2019 at 12:40 am

    Bitcoin man looks like new Joker

  • Reply Kameron SW ツ November 7, 2019 at 3:34 am

    Why is he about too unzip his pants

  • Reply Bread November 7, 2019 at 5:21 am

    Old but gold

  • Reply dark void 278 November 7, 2019 at 6:40 am

    Grape

  • Reply Blurryy November 7, 2019 at 8:13 am

    Ok boomer

  • Reply Janitha Prasad November 7, 2019 at 10:38 am

    0:56 1:55 here I come bro😅

  • Reply 『EvoD』 Drylies November 7, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    YOOGLE

  • Reply Furkan Beliktay November 7, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    Round two! Xd

  • Reply Stephen Valentino November 7, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    GOOGLE WAS CREATED IN 1998

    people in 1997:

  • Reply Broken Lantern X November 7, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    Then: "Don't be evil."
    Now: "You know, evil has a bad rep…"

  • Reply LIAM JACOB CAMET November 7, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    oh look emily from adam ruins everyth—-

  • Reply Diamond Duck - #TeamTrees November 7, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    1:37
    IS THAT NICOLE BYER!?!?

  • Reply Fox -Boy November 7, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    ok that simply awesome

  • Reply SniperBro365 November 7, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Google: is a real tragedy.'hears the full thing'. Oh fuckig sHit

  • Reply Solidrubber November 7, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    Is it me or the guy looks like Jack Baker from re7

  • Reply Jevil The Clown -_- November 7, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    Is the google guy still alive?

  • Reply Orangie November 7, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    w e e d a m o u n t l e g a l n y c

  • Reply GhostRider2224 November 8, 2019 at 12:58 am

    The ending was the best part. Now I can never unseen this man when I think of google.

  • Reply broham 2013 November 8, 2019 at 1:16 am

    I know the feminist are going to be like "why can't it be a woman you think women aren't smart" lol

  • Reply Badimations November 8, 2019 at 2:39 am

    This seems accurate.

  • Reply [AC] E100 November 8, 2019 at 2:58 am

    looks at guy
    Oh hi, Tom Wolf, 47th Governor of Pennsylvania!

  • Reply noodboy November 8, 2019 at 5:28 am

    Einstein: 160 IQ
    Hawking: 160 IQ
    Google: 99999999999999999 IQ

  • Reply 30 subscribers no videos November 8, 2019 at 7:16 am

    More like if Google was my geometry teacher.

  • Reply Johnathan D. Hill November 8, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    Lady : "Download Firfox"
    Google : "Ever heard of Chrome" (hands her the download link for Chrome)

  • Reply IamAcat Studios November 8, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    I like how Emily was like "the cute one" when they are both ugly

  • Reply Brandon Slaney November 8, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    this is humour for boomers

  • Reply tubamilk1 November 8, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Was she meowing burn your life down by Tegan and Sara?

  • Reply Baxter Paulini November 8, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    0:47

  • Reply Baxter Paulini November 8, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    0:46

  • Reply maple’s cafe November 8, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    There are already google as a person and I don’t want to get into detail… err

  • Reply Wyatt IsLazy November 8, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    M E O W M E O W M E O W M E O W M E O W M E O W M E O W

  • Reply Cristiano JR November 9, 2019 at 1:34 am

    If you were Google?

  • Reply Animat Yeet November 9, 2019 at 2:27 am

    0:24. I searched that up and I regret it 😫

  • Reply Zachary Wagner November 9, 2019 at 2:45 am

    0:49 and 1:13 and 1:42 are totally me

  • Reply The Dark Knight November 9, 2019 at 4:22 am

    Don't use firefox

    Use Brave

  • Reply The Dark Knight November 9, 2019 at 4:22 am

    Also Vivaldi is another great browser

  • Reply Purple Dragon 9 November 9, 2019 at 7:31 am

    download firefox

  • Reply Phylivius November 9, 2019 at 7:46 am

    I feel bad for google

  • Reply America November 9, 2019 at 8:50 am

    Plz do part 6 XD

  • Reply Abdul Aziz November 9, 2019 at 9:32 am

    ROUND TWO

  • Reply ORXKS TV November 9, 2019 at 10:15 am

    maybe the Google guy is gay

  • Reply Koen Berends November 9, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    What am I doing here? I am watching this on Safari.

  • Reply Artifex November 9, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    0:12 I know him from super store

  • Reply Arcana M.M. Spellcaster M.M. November 9, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    Google has the cloud!
    Does YouTube have the Cloud?
    I like cloud!
    The Cloud keeps the jummy Data untill it Rains on yer heads!
    Yum Yum.. 🤖
    Data = Good!

  • Reply XxPauliusLTxX November 9, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    If google was a guy, he cloud help me delete my history search

  • Reply Mayor McCheese November 9, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    Ha ha. Comedy.

  • Reply mY tEa iS SugAr FrEe November 9, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    He looks like my band teacher I’m gonna scream

  • Reply Max L. November 9, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    1:38 How much did you have to pay Nicole Byer to come on the video?

  • Reply why ಠ_ಠ November 9, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    Anyone else search gross fat butthole di*k poop? Yeah, me too..

  • Reply Henshy Boi November 9, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    They left out the the part where he’s secretly stealing every piece of info about them.

  • Reply LucasGames Bijalba November 10, 2019 at 12:31 am

    imagine if Yahoo was a guy, he would say such stupid things xD

  • Reply colton rawlings November 10, 2019 at 1:56 am

    youtube 2019 : well i guess I'll recomend this

  • Reply Veeryhawky112 November 10, 2019 at 2:06 am

    Ah before social media/app humans existed

  • Reply SPANISH GUY LAUGHING November 10, 2019 at 4:10 am

    If people is a sh** I will just gonna talk to animals

  • Reply Naruto_Anime98 - November 10, 2019 at 4:31 am

    😂😂😂

  • Reply Xzidia Xianzus November 10, 2019 at 4:37 am

    1:24 she still scares to this day.

  • Reply Cody Massad November 10, 2019 at 9:40 am

    Is it bad that I looked up gross fat butthole dick poop just to see what the kid was grossed out about? I’m scared for life don’t look it up 😂

  • Reply SwisS’n November 10, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    Me : Xvideos

    Google : aww shit here we go again

  • Reply eF HAVoc November 10, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    Hope that guy bought some bitcoin

  • Reply Volkan November 10, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    ROunD TWo( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    me : ಠ_ಠ

  • Reply epic November 10, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    "Turn incognito mode on"

    "Why?" "

    "dont ask"

  • Reply 8 kebab November 10, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    0:20 is that the joker

  • Reply How2Meme November 10, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    If Google Was A Gay

  • Reply - kind of fox - November 10, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    Lmao 😂

  • Reply QuestionMark96 November 10, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    2019?

  • Reply C Ghenadale November 10, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    I wish this was the guy google was instead of the guy google actually is now.

  • Reply Vital Hyperion November 10, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    Thanks for this video, I invested 2 bitcoin in around 2015. Paid off my student debt (:

  • Reply November 10, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    "Amy Schumer funny jokes"
    Oh sorry there aren't any files

  • Reply Matilda Anderson November 11, 2019 at 2:03 am

    Okay boomer. You forgot to add the part where Google knows everything about each person he works with

  • Reply That Nanny November 11, 2019 at 2:33 am

    Imagine if we all actually baught Bitcoin at the time of this video 😂😂

  • Reply ur a thot November 11, 2019 at 5:44 am

    i remember watching this when i was like 8 lmao

  • Reply Jakob VanVickle November 11, 2019 at 6:33 am

    "Round two"
    LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Andrew Love November 11, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    If Google was still ran by Americans and not communist foreigners.

  • Reply P1X3L GuN November 11, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    when someone just goes inside the office and searches porn…

  • Reply JUNJAM (준잼) November 11, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    They predicted Bitcoin omg…

  • Reply Omega Rex Ruler of The Omegaverse November 11, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    There is a reason why Google is not alive

  • Reply Zawaz November 11, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    I searched my grandson nathan

  • Reply Purdeco November 11, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    if google was a girl

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