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How To Play Guitar Like Johnny Depp!

October 12, 2019


n He-hey, I’m Stevie T. And, uh… *claps* *sigh* *claps* And once again, a famous person plays a guitar solo, someone happens to be recording, and here we are. But this time, it’s Johnny Depp! The actor Johnny Depp plays guitar! Who knew!? He even plays in a band called Hollywood Vampires! And in this video we’re about to see, the Hollywood Vampires are doing their cover of Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin, and Johnny Depp gives us a shred-errific display of shred! Well, I’ll let you be the judge. Let’s watch together. Okay! *pauses video* Before we move on any further, has anyone else noticed this video quality!? LOOK AT THAT! This video quality… …friggin SUCKS! *something falls down off-screen* Like, this video was uploaded in 2016, so there’s no excuse for this poo-poo ca-ca doo-doo quality! I have better luck sticking a camera lens up my sphinct, and recording Johnny Depp playing a solo (say cheese!), and it would look better than this! Unless they were just trying to Johnny Depp a favor by making this horrible guitar solo a little less visible! All I’m saying is, if it’s past 2016, DON’T UPLOAD IN 360p! K? Sorry about that, let’s continue on with our amazing display of shred, shall we? Sounds like a dying cat! He just smacks the guitar! I-I mean, would it kill you to play a note in key? Okay, this can’t get any better at this point. I’m done! *Sigh* Johnny, Johnny. That solo freakin’ sucked! I think I can, actually, play a better solo than that with my buttcheeks. Actually, I think my favorite part of that whole solo is when he just, kind of, slaps the guitar.

100 Comments

  • Reply Edgy Child August 12, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Who else looked up Hollywood vampires to see if it was an actual thing

  • Reply insane professional August 13, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    Johnny Depp turntable scratch. 2:00

  • Reply diy dark matter August 14, 2019 at 4:52 am

    look i really was just looking for the worst video you had so i could leave and not want to come back . and at first i was like yeah this is it . but i watched thinking what the hell will this heavy metal tech nerd do with this sheet …… of music lol . man that was bad . that was just really really bad . the only thing i can say is maybe johnny learned that song in his edward scissor hands faze . god that was just awful. you know i think heavy metal grandpa was better . ok i can leave now good night everybody we love you alll and by we i mean me and the voices in my head . good night

  • Reply Lt. Colonel Kilgore August 14, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    Fred Durst should teach Johnny Depp the Nick-knee technique.

  • Reply ma2ci August 15, 2019 at 10:24 am

    You are annoying me

  • Reply Jessica Eernisse August 15, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    You are hilarious!!! Love sent to you from Mount Vernon Georgia at Hidden Forest Apartments # 1007.

  • Reply Maygin Plays August 15, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    This isnt funny johnny depp id good at guitar so quit hating on him

  • Reply Blue August 16, 2019 at 12:33 am

    He forgot to film in 360p

  • Reply Everett Hamel reass August 16, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Ya you have skills but its so hard to watch you…the faces and the the sheer "love the smell of my own farts" mentality.

  • Reply David Moore August 16, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    Perfect thumbnail at 1:22.

  • Reply 300 blAKout August 17, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    For a brief millisecond around 2:03 it sounded like he was channeling Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine…. On accident

    You may have to plug your ears and poke yourself in the eye to hear it

  • Reply Agus j ortega August 17, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    Stupid 4 eyes

  • Reply Mirai*Santos August 18, 2019 at 1:43 am

    Why so many dislikes? I don't get it.

  • Reply samorealno real August 18, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    I think that you habe bipolar disorder man, you must go to the doctor..

  • Reply Gecko101 August 18, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    2:25 yes papa

  • Reply John Patrick Viray August 18, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    You are crazy men

  • Reply vanilla Hobson August 19, 2019 at 4:31 am

    I have the same problem when I pick up a slide.

  • Reply marine corps August 19, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    Johnny dipshit the hollywood fake. I like lil Wayne better somehow.

  • Reply jose diaz August 20, 2019 at 12:54 am

    Dude your videos are halarious i bet even johnny depp laughed at his guitar playing

  • Reply Eric Willersdorf August 20, 2019 at 3:17 am

    Johnny Depp played slide guitar on the Oasis song Fade In-Out and its actually massive…

  • Reply rory and unikitty Chapter 7 official August 20, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    It sound like a guitar screaming

  • Reply BigNigel August 21, 2019 at 2:05 am

    Stevie T didn't even attempt the slide guitar, Jponny dehh is better.

  • Reply Carnage Dogg August 21, 2019 at 7:07 am

    Steven has the absolute shittest taste in music.Major flaw as he believes he's a spokesperson on allmost everything.He has the exact voice and manerisms of a latent psychopathic narcissistic sociopathic friend i had.

  • Reply g sierra91 August 21, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    Its like the beginning of Tommy Chong’s guitar solo(I think in Cheech and Chong’s next movie) in the house when he uses a big rusty wrench as a slide(or w/e they’re called) hahaha

  • Reply Drew Goepel August 22, 2019 at 7:02 am

    He’s playing the break down to whole lotta love. I wouldn’t say its because the slide but. Jimmy page uses a bow to make the sounds. At least he’s playing the trippy part before it goes into the solo.

  • Reply Matthew Smith August 23, 2019 at 2:01 am

    He's been playing guitar before you were born. Lol. Why are we ridiculing people for not playing how want them to. What makes us such elitists? Lol.

  • Reply Danny Polyson August 25, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    I agree with what you’re saying but you’re also annoying to listen to and you’re not funny

  • Reply bednar23 August 25, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    He plays lead on oasis song fade in out and hes rather good in that.

  • Reply Yherok Scars August 26, 2019 at 4:03 am

    I will tell you what was is his problem, friend … alcohol, playing drunk

  • Reply Nick Wilson August 26, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    Shesh this guy is crazy

  • Reply I'm a Negative Creep August 26, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    you try playing a solo with a slide then

  • Reply Ya-BeeN- DuBBed-Yo August 27, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    Dude you are annoying but I can't stop watching your videos

  • Reply Harold Ernesto Orellana Garcia August 29, 2019 at 2:11 am

    Fuck You Man!

  • Reply Rock en Español, Spanish Rock Circuito Vital Rock August 29, 2019 at 3:07 am

    😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👏👏👏

  • Reply solarwind1985 August 29, 2019 at 3:56 am

    He sucks!!!!!

  • Reply Michael Mathews August 29, 2019 at 6:59 am

    Johnny Derp

  • Reply Mercy Gian August 29, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    Es tan divertido jajajajaj

  • Reply Rapter Roth August 29, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    This is weird because he's usually a good guitarist

  • Reply AbuGrabIt August 30, 2019 at 5:50 am

    There are 11,000 people out there in the world who think that Johnny Depp is a real guitar player….LOL.

  • Reply rory and unikitty Chapter 7 official August 30, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    🥶🍝

  • Reply Duskin Louie September 1, 2019 at 3:02 am

    I like strange little people

  • Reply JERIL Karimpanackal September 1, 2019 at 4:49 am

    F***k off man..u r annoying

  • Reply Razor Blade September 1, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    Hi Steve…today I saw the new Dior Sauvage perfume commercial with Jonny Depp where he gives a new guitar technique to the best, I hope you like it: https://youtu.be/N4V2ts-JyAY

    Greetings Razor

  • Reply Divided x VoLtZ September 2, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    This guy has the guts to make fun of bad vid. I wonder if he’ll ever make fun of his own shit vids

    Nonce

  • Reply Sylvain September 3, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    Ce type est horrible !

  • Reply longerito 667 September 3, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    you suck

  • Reply Spanky Star September 6, 2019 at 3:09 am

    Shrediculous…

  • Reply Quintin Clark September 6, 2019 at 4:05 am

    Is this funny?

  • Reply josé castro September 6, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Hahahajajajajajajajaaj

  • Reply Sharna Purvis September 7, 2019 at 4:54 am

    Johnny deep sux

  • Reply G.L.H. LAVA BOW September 8, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    Fuck you

  • Reply eric whatley September 9, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    Avenged Sevenfold😂😂😂GS Steve Terreberry

  • Reply Sir Fail September 11, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Is it just me or is he really annoying but you keep watching his videos?

  • Reply TheBSideDJ September 11, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    the only video on earth in which another guy is a million times more funny and cool then johnny depp.

  • Reply Griffith September 12, 2019 at 10:15 pm

    Por algo Marilyn Manson lo lleva a sus conciertos no 😀

  • Reply Fox September 12, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    Duane Allman is a really good slide guitarist.

  • Reply Shrimply Pibbles September 16, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    I want to watch your videos because you kick ass at guitar, but goddamn your humor and the faces you make push me away.

  • Reply BIG LIGHTZ September 16, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    2:37 lmao

  • Reply Oh yeah yeah September 16, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    Jhonny Depp with long hair and a cowboy hat looks like rob zombie

  • Reply Jeff the killer September 18, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    That was a potato camera right there

  • Reply Klaus Toth September 18, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    madonna plays an awesome butt cheeks guitar. shown on this awesome channel.

  • Reply Anti Kikoo September 20, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Johnny Depp is hand some.
    Not you.
    End.

  • Reply Hero Jellyz9 September 20, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory + Band =
    Logo: Band Of Choco

  • Reply Richy Rich September 21, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    You are the most annoying mother fucker on earth

  • Reply Madamei.Mercy.JeanX. 83_20_19 September 22, 2019 at 5:40 am

    *NERD, GET BACK 2 THE SCHOOL & FUCK UR SHITTY LIFE!!!!!!!!!! 100% X3 <3 XOXO XDXD

  • Reply Boshta Vlogs September 22, 2019 at 7:13 am

    You use the same guitar every

  • Reply TrustNo1 September 22, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    It was cut on iPhone yeah babe )))))

  • Reply Mike Marcott September 23, 2019 at 1:25 am

    Wow!

  • Reply Mike Marcott September 23, 2019 at 1:26 am

    Sorry about that kitty didn't mean to close the door on your tail!

  • Reply Reijo Urbel September 23, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    ……🖕

  • Reply GalaxyBoy September 24, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    This is how many time Stevie T has said “FRIGGIN SUCKS”
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  • Reply Spicy Fabio September 26, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    mr crocker head ass

  • Reply Jay Anthony September 27, 2019 at 12:16 am

    What’s that on your lip?

  • Reply j freed September 27, 2019 at 8:16 am

    Your Depp playing sucked because it was too musical, I think Greg Ghin from Black Flag would have really liked what you did.

    Yeah, Johnny is just a lazy dude who needs to spend more time rocking and less time Depping. But living with Amber Heard will do that shit to a bro…

  • Reply Rederton 13 September 27, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    It’s a tuto for be a shithead no ?

  • Reply HAMMERSMYTH ROCK BAND September 28, 2019 at 2:23 am

    Reminds me of Richard Benson. Completely oblivious to his eh…. less than perfect technique.

  • Reply Michael Barber September 29, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    Johnny Depp is the greatest guitarist in history. He could outplay Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Stevie Ray Vaughn and Eddie Van Halen with just his pinky finger.

  • Reply 3 sub sin subir videos September 29, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    U so gay

  • Reply Isen Ritchie Official October 2, 2019 at 6:15 am

    Johnny Derp more like…

  • Reply Elfa Prūse October 2, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    I hate u🤬… Johnny is the best !!❤

  • Reply Leif Eric Fredheim October 2, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    Oh! Hello, Napoleon Dynamite/90s' Jim Carrey hybrid with a guitar.

  • Reply Kushal Bhattacharjee October 2, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    Trash solo

  • Reply georg walt October 2, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    you played with more vibe with the slide steve

  • Reply Sir SwearsAlot October 3, 2019 at 5:36 am

    Wth! Why didn't you use the guitar slide in your solo?

  • Reply ಅಶ್ವಿನ್ Ashwin K V ಕನ್ನಡಿಗ October 3, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    7:01 Just look at his expressions, so damn hilarious

  • Reply Michael Reilly October 4, 2019 at 4:46 am

    I love you this was amazing♥️ i havent laughed all day. Til now. Youre fuckin brulliant bro.

  • Reply chi3knees October 4, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    This made me laugh so hard.

  • Reply MrParkerman6 October 5, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    The future was Wide Open!

    The sky was the limit!!!!

  • Reply Azimat muzika October 6, 2019 at 12:14 am

    Hi! Friend steve please reaction for this 😁
    https://youtu.be/XTYSiIWU2aQ

  • Reply Pakistan Watch 2.0 October 6, 2019 at 10:10 am

    As a muslim I can not play guiter. Islam forbids us to play music. It is forbidden.

  • Reply mueflo October 6, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    I'm really disapointed that you diidn't try to play with your ass

  • Reply Zinggu M. Marak October 7, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    pagla 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Brett Scott October 7, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    I love the sound of crazy slide playing. It's more expressive than technical. Essentially that's what music is. It's a form of expression.

  • Reply Marcelo #803 October 7, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    God damn, this is worst than Lil Wayne’s!!!

  • Reply dcox5555 October 8, 2019 at 12:30 am

    Dep looks like he smells like onions.

  • Reply Bapu dulom October 8, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Steve u nailed it 🤟😎 I don't care about other people words what they say …but for me u r the excellent outstanding guitarist…so that's why ur name is also in earniboll strings..cover … that's proves that u r worthy.like thor he is worthy for his hammer 🤣

  • Reply sera x October 9, 2019 at 7:34 am

    Johnny depp looks like he’s fingering that guitar

  • Reply James Funderburk 173 October 10, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    Oww my ears

  • Reply James Funderburk 173 October 10, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    THATS HORRIBLE

  • Reply Andrew Harper October 11, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    I knew he played an acoustic in the film Chocolat which my mum dragged me to a long time ago.

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