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Hilarious Hanukkah Music Video – “No Latkes”

November 2, 2019


[ Slow introduction plays ] [ Telephone rings ] -WOMAN: Hello?
-MAN: Hey, baby. It’s me. Look, we had some good times,
but this just isn’t working out. There are certain things I’ve
realized I can’t compromise on. I hope you understand. Happy Hanukkah. Fellas!
[ Mid-tempo hip-hop plays ] You been waiting all year
for this. Lighting that menorah
make you hungry, don’t it? Ha!
Let her know how you feel! ♪ Sorry, baby, but I got to go ♪ ♪ I think you’re great but you
just don’t make any latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ ♪ It’s been a minute
and it’s time to say ♪ ♪ We can’t go on together
this way ♪ ♪ With no latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ Unh. Listen. Au gratin? No, thank you. Mashed with gravy? Not on my menu. Tater Tots?
Not. Are you delirious? Put down the knishes, girl.
I’m tryin’ to be serious. Yeah, she fine, yo. PhD, whateva. Know how to knit and sew. Made me this fly sweater. Make mad chedda. Make this world better. But what can I say, girl? The latke thing’s
a deal-shredder. ♪ Sorry, baby, but I got to go ♪ ♪ I think you’re great but you
just don’t make any latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ ♪ It’s been a minute
and it’s time to say ♪ ♪ We can’t go on together
this way ♪ ♪ With no latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ ♪ No, my baby
don’t make me no… ♪ ♪ Boy, you got it twisted ♪ ♪ It’s just a potay-ta ♪ ♪ Say goodbye ♪ ♪ You’re gonna say
you miss me lay-ta ♪ ♪ Home alone with your grease
and your gray-ta ♪ ♪ You’re gonna wish
you weren’t such a fry hay-ta ♪ ♪ Girl, I thought
you were the one ♪ ♪ The Kate to my William ♪ ♪ The fairy tale was yours ♪ ♪ Till you dissed
the main course ♪ ♪ Forgive but I can’t forget ♪ ♪ Gotta live
and I can’t regret ♪ ♪ Everybody draws a line ♪ ♪ This one’s gonna be mine ♪ ♪ Need ta, got ta ♪ ♪ Have the latke ♪ ♪ Sorry, baby, but I got to go ♪ ♪ I got to go ♪ ♪ I think you’re great but you
just don’t make any latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ -♪ No latkes ♪
-♪ You don’t make no latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ ♪ It’s been a minute
and it’s time to say ♪ ♪ We can’t go on together
this way ♪ ♪ With no latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ ♪ No latkes ♪ ♪ No, no, no, no, no,
no no, no, no ♪ ♪ No, no, no latkes ♪ Mnh. [ Music continues ] I got ’em at Gelson’s.

12 Comments

  • Reply CD December 17, 2011 at 3:44 am

    I'm so proud! – Shira

  • Reply Michael Collins December 17, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    Fantastic!!!

  • Reply Ian Chalupowicz December 18, 2011 at 11:03 pm

    great!!

  • Reply Sheri Nadelman December 20, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    You guys Rock!

  • Reply yourpalsal December 21, 2011 at 1:55 am

    i frikkin love latkes! but not as much as this video!

  • Reply Stephen Grynberg November 30, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Latkes in the OHT house yo!!!!! This is my favorite song of the year.

  • Reply TB8080 December 13, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    cute. glad u put the lyrics cuz couldn't understand some of it.

  • Reply stars1836 December 16, 2012 at 6:16 am

    funny

  • Reply Joseph Sforza June 6, 2013 at 7:40 am

    If this is Willie Aaron who used to work at Vista Del Mar, this is Blair. Please email me at [email protected] I would REALLY like to talk to you again.

  • Reply KafkasErbe June 23, 2014 at 1:44 pm

    My favourite part of hanukkah are the Latkes!^^

  • Reply Mary Kantor October 8, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    Ingenious!

  • Reply Mary Kantor September 26, 2019 at 11:53 am

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