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every guitar lesson ever

November 1, 2019


hello hola how are you take a seat okay so since this is our first session together can you take a moment to tell me why you’re here I want to learn how to play the guitar oh yeah of course so let me just give you the guitar post thank you okay and oh here’s a guitar pick what exactly do you want to learn like do you want to improve on something do you are you familiar with the guitar already do you have a certain goal in mind it’s just so we can set these goals for you as we go throughout the lessons I just I just want to learn how to like play fast you know and like my mom always told me that I’m good but I need I need to like learn how to play faster you know okay very good so can you tell me in general what artists you like artists no no I don’t like heart no no I meant artists as in bands Oh bands yeah yeah I like I like heavy metal you know I listen to only like heavy stuff yeah okay so can you name a few artists that you like let’s see you know Nirvana scorpion Pink Floyd sorry I dropped a pig that’s okay that’s okay okay Pink Floyd Glenn basket biscuit what oh it’s it’s limp biscuit yeah yeah them too yeah okay see all these bands are not really heavy metal some of them might be but I know how to play one heavy metal song though on the guitar oh that’s very good do you want to play it for me yeah I I don’t have a dick though so I’m just gonna use my okay that the volume is all the way done oh yeah yeah okay go ahead you can play this [Music]

100 Comments

  • Reply SpectreSoundStudios April 24, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Thanks for the Kiesel, Rudy!

  • Reply Hello there May 23, 2019 at 5:02 pm

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  • Reply owen bailey May 23, 2019 at 11:16 pm

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  • Reply Richard Richardson May 25, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    Artists? No I don’t like art

  • Reply eduardo mascarenhas May 27, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    I dont like art

  • Reply Cjay Jayjay May 27, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    Lol your guitar is in the original shot after you changed positions

  • Reply PierceDun May 28, 2019 at 4:04 am

    “I like limp basket”
    “It’s limp biscuit”
    “Yeah, them too”

  • Reply TuffArms May 28, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    pink fluid

  • Reply af Lans May 29, 2019 at 4:57 am

    0:22 "let me just give you the guitar first" picked up the guitar

    0:35 the guitar is back on the stand

    0:59 its gone again

    these guys are very suspicious🤔🤔

  • Reply panji aryo May 29, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    I glad i found this channel, thanks man

  • Reply Connor Whyte June 5, 2019 at 10:37 am

    Did anybody else notice that after he gave the guitar to the student is was sitting in the stand again. Funny video 🙂

  • Reply bayu mantari June 9, 2019 at 11:17 am

    The guitar teacher already gave the student a guitar, why that red guitar still stand next to the teacher.

  • Reply Eric Peters June 10, 2019 at 3:15 am

    Who could forget the great heavy metal band, Lamp Basket.

  • Reply PotatZo June 12, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    At 0:21 he gives him the guitar but at 0:35 it's still there

  • Reply DiPlay Gamer June 13, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    loved it when he gave him the guitar, then, it suddenly reappears on his back, then, it was gone.

  • Reply Somebody Faraway June 16, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    + I'm only into heavy stuff man
    – what band do you like?
    + nirvana

  • Reply Damien Evermore June 22, 2019 at 12:33 am

    Dude that riff gets me everytime

  • Reply Jenna Baily June 28, 2019 at 10:15 am

    I’m actually taking guitar lessons next week this really helped me to know what not to do, thank you 😊
    And also I really liked the video it was very funny 😆

  • Reply Laidback Lifestyle July 1, 2019 at 11:17 am

    I have the same wallpaper on my laptop 🤘

  • Reply My Dog Probably Has Down Syndrome July 1, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    He gave him the guitar, but it's still in the background…

  • Reply Jeff Lee July 2, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    If you can play it slow, you can play it fast.

  • Reply Túlio Reis July 3, 2019 at 3:26 am

    I'm starting to believe there are really 2 of you bro.

  • Reply Power Slap July 3, 2019 at 6:21 am

    0:23 He give Guitar

    0:36 Guitar back again.. HORROR035

  • Reply Akkåd Ż July 3, 2019 at 8:21 am

    -Do you know some heavy metal? -sure, Nirvana

  • Reply Arbi Ibra July 3, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    Seymour duncan t-shirt yes off course why not …

  • Reply VeryNaCly July 4, 2019 at 10:49 am

    all your videos make me really uncomfortable

  • Reply David Pires July 6, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    Bro

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  • Reply Subhan Magar July 7, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    The last one is always cool 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Spirytus1002 MM July 7, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    If you can play it slowly you can play it quickly (0-3-5 at 15 notes per second)

  • Reply Vincent Reyes July 10, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    He gives him the guitar, but than its back in its stand

  • Reply AndreyAndreiko 85 July 11, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    Scorpion

  • Reply vivek uniyal July 12, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Seven nation army part in your video is epic 😂

  • Reply Isaac Rumley July 14, 2019 at 4:11 am

    0:37 the guitar is back where it used to be…

  • Reply Mike Rogers July 14, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    Dude, just found your channel freakin hilarious man! thank you so much

  • Reply KEN Master July 16, 2019 at 4:06 am

    Just put your fingers here

  • Reply Hubuanang Gangmei July 16, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    That's an unholy guitar, it teleports itself back to it's place near the window

  • Reply Francesco Flora July 16, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    0:35 why the hell the guitar headstock appears when you gave him that guitar

  • Reply Dylan July 18, 2019 at 5:54 am

    How does he hand the guitar over but then it’s still next to him???

  • Reply Itachi Otaku July 18, 2019 at 8:44 am

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Brandon Madrigal July 23, 2019 at 7:50 am

    lmao

  • Reply Brandon Madrigal July 23, 2019 at 7:51 am

    I need the tabs from the last part hahahaha

  • Reply Lokki 1 July 24, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    „… Limp basket“

    – it’s Limp Bizkit

    „Yeah them too“. Dead 😂

  • Reply Toto Takto July 25, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    limb basket xDDDDD

  • Reply William Arthur July 27, 2019 at 12:06 am

    Nah bro. I don't like art.

  • Reply William Arthur July 27, 2019 at 12:06 am

    Limp basket. I'm fucking done.

  • Reply Tom Campbell July 27, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    Am I the only one who saw the guitar back in the same place at 0:35

  • Reply Dom July 30, 2019 at 1:05 am

    0:35 did a new random guitar spawn behind you or is it just an editing inaccuracy?🤣

  • Reply Dudemyguy July 30, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    dude the weird shuffling sitting and the pick that yeets into another dimension was so accurate it hurt

    Edit: my heart went away cause I edited the comment for grammar someone shoot me

  • Reply Raine Davis July 31, 2019 at 4:37 am

    Comedic genius

  • Reply MyLittleHecarim July 31, 2019 at 7:05 am

    these hurt me soooo

  • Reply Anrijs Sirmais July 31, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    I love that ghost guitar which was given to student, but then it returned back to it’s place, and again disapeared😂

  • Reply Sqwooz July 31, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    How can you be so awkward

  • Reply Tornike Ramone August 2, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    This is masterpiece 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Reply Parker Gibbons August 6, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    i burst out laughing every time he bobs his head and ends with Smoke on the Water LMFAOO

  • Reply The Real Arkhè August 7, 2019 at 1:07 am

    THE GUITAR TELEPORT!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Fuji August 10, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    Can you teach him to play like lil wayne

  • Reply Hongli Li August 13, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    Smoke on the water in every one of this guy's video. Creative!!!!!

  • Reply pmellow August 14, 2019 at 9:54 am

    LiMp BaSkEt

    No, it’s Limp Biscuit

    yeAh ThAt To O

  • Reply 24oz pinesolcan August 17, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    i knew it was coming

  • Reply Ethan V August 22, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    i like how the guitar he is using is still on rhe stand

  • Reply Jonathan Barrera August 25, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    I love your Vids Lmaoaoaoaoaoa this is Gold 😂😂😂

  • Reply The N August 26, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    Ur Great Dude, Keep it Up !

    i just watched youre whole Playlist ended here again.
    Greetings from Germany.
    may i cant help u with mny on patreon but i will be a steady subscriber.
    Steady as we Go.
    I really like how u evade the Copyright bann, Haha always makes me laugh.

  • Reply Nick K August 27, 2019 at 12:36 am

    Lol you forgot to take the guitar out of the frame of the teacher oops 😜

  • Reply DB Cubing August 27, 2019 at 11:03 am

    0:23 he gave the guitar 0:36 the guitar still there

  • Reply - NjjX August 27, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    In my experience, it was the instructor wasting the first 5-10 mins talking about dumb stuff

  • Reply Vince August 28, 2019 at 1:52 am

    Tutorial for duplicating guitars

  • Reply The Daydreamer August 28, 2019 at 10:24 am

    The end😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • Reply Kocur127 August 28, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    I knew it'd be smoke on the water or 7 nation army, just knew it

  • Reply Samuel Lasater August 29, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    Why does your bass have 6 strings

  • Reply unplugged toaster August 30, 2019 at 5:04 am

    Or seven nation army

  • Reply Dane Gonzales September 2, 2019 at 1:14 am

    I guessed right. Like almost everyone probably.

  • Reply It's Steph!! September 2, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    Why are your shirts always black

  • Reply Alyssia Schiess September 2, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    smoooooke on the waaterrrrrr

  • Reply Andres De Osio September 2, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    "I can play one heavy metal song" in my head: "Oh fuck, here comes smoke on the water or one"

  • Reply Digital Cyclone September 2, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    im in this picture and i dont like it

  • Reply Umnam Pulumbda September 3, 2019 at 9:16 am

    Limp Basket 😀

  • Reply Füge Szabolcs September 3, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    I really wonder when it going to turn out he has like 5 identical twins…

  • Reply angryktulhu September 3, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    Hey Rudy I know you can play metal and jazz and whatever. But if I ask you to give me a guitar lesson, will you teach me how to play Smoke on the water? Because you know you seem good at guitar but I'm not really sure you can play that masterpiece

  • Reply Bilal Shams September 3, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    Artist no no I don't like art
    Killed me 😂😂

  • Reply Marlon Pacheco September 4, 2019 at 2:33 am

    Fukkit. Ill subscribe

  • Reply Daoko Piano September 4, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    ((if u can play it slow u can play it fast bro))

  • Reply Nat Janoff September 6, 2019 at 4:56 am

    Bro I LOVE your vids! They are amazing:-)))

  • Reply CrazyKiller September 9, 2019 at 3:48 am

    Are we just not going to talk about the fact the guitar keeps popping in and out of existence

  • Reply Flavio J. C. September 11, 2019 at 1:07 am

    I lost it at Limp BASKET lol

  • Reply • Golden Shine • September 12, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    This bitch title blows my mind

  • Reply Benito 1900 September 12, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    You know just today I drove past Skorpions Guitarists House

    Nice place

  • Reply Jo Mi September 12, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    The guitar he s holding is right behind teacher

  • Reply Paolo Roncallo September 13, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    0:36 guitar has respawned

  • Reply Nicefisher September 15, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    “Heavy stuff”

  • Reply Sofia Sofia September 19, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    Bro you are so hot bro

  • Reply Bald man Cream cheese September 20, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    Funniest channel ever

  • Reply Manvendra Shah September 24, 2019 at 7:50 am

    Mistake – –
    The teacher gives the guitar at 0:23 but the guitar returns at 0:34.

  • Reply marko polo 2 September 24, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    jazz

  • Reply U N L O V I N G B O Y September 25, 2019 at 1:29 am

    Dude ur videos are really funny, greetings from México

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  • Reply Mattbox October 19, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    Someone this stupid can't possibly know or seriously listen to Pink Floyd…

  • Reply Creative Ganger October 21, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    "Can you tell me, in general, what artists you like?"
    "Artists, no no, I don't like artists, I don't like art"

    This cracks me up!

  • Reply Allanzo October 31, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    Picks ?? Ew
    Not Epic

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