Articles, Blog

Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton Debate Cold Open – SNL

September 11, 2019


♪♪♪
>>>GOOD EVENING. FROM HOFSTRA UNIVERSITY, I’M
LESTER HOLT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.
A QUICK REMINDER FOR OUR AUDIENCE, THERE IS NO CHEERING,
NO CLAPPING, AND TO THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS, NO SHIRT NO SHOES,
NO SERVICE. NOW LET’S BRING OUT THE
CANDIDATES. FIRST SHE’S BEEN BATTLING
PNEUMONIA AND WE HOPE SHE’S FEELING BETTER TONIGHT.
IT’S SECRETARY HILLARY CLINTON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>I’M BETTER THAN EVER, LET’S DO THIS!
>>AND FINALLY, HE’S THE MAN TO BLAME FOR THE BOTTOM HALF OF ALL
HIS KIDS’ FACES. IT’S REPUBLICAN NOMINEE DONALD
TRUMP! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>GOOD EVENING, AMERICA. I AM GOING TO BE SO GOOD
TONIGHT. I AM GOING TO BE SO CALM AND SO
PRESIDENTIAL THAT ALL OF YOU WATCHING ARE GOING TO CREAM YOUR
JEANS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>SECRETARY CLINTON, LET’S BEGIN WITH YOU.
WHY ARE YOU A BETTER CHOICE THAN YOUR OPPONENT TO CREATE JOBS AND
PUT MONEY INTO THE POCKETS OF AMERICAN WORKERS?
>>WELL, LESTER, MY OPPONENT’S TAX PLAN BENEFITS THE TOP 1% SO
MUCH, IT’S NOT JUST TRICKLE-DOWN ECONOMICS, IT’S — I DON’T KNOW,
I GUESS IF I HAD TO CALL IT SOMETHING OFF THE TOP OF THE OLD
DOME, WITH NO PREP WHATSOEVER, I DON’T KNOW, I GUESS I’D CALL IT
TRUMPED-UP, TRICKLE-DOWN ECONOMICS.
>>THAT’S VERY CATCHY, SECRETARY.
YOU JUST CAME UP WITH THAT JUST NOW?
>>I DID, RIGHT OFF THE STIFF RED CUFF.
>>SAY, JAZZMAN. I’VE GOT A VERY PRESIDENTIAL
ANSWER FOR THIS. OUR JOBS ARE FLEEING THIS
COUNTRY. THEY’RE GOING TO MEXICO, THEY’RE
GOING TO JI-NA. I’D STOP THAT.
IF HILLARY KNEW HOW SHE WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY, END OF
STORY. I WON THE DEBATE, I STAYED CALM
JUST LIKE I PROMISED, AND IT IS OVER.
GOOD NIGHT, HOFSTRA.>>DONALD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] DONALD, THERE’S STILL 88 MINUTES
LEFT. IT’S A 90-MINUTE DEBATE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>MY MICROPHONE IS BROKEN.
SHE BROKE IT. WITH OBAMA.
SHE AND OBAMA STOLE MY MICROPHONE.
THEY TOOK MY MICROPHONE TO KENYA AND THEY BROKE IT AND NOW IT’S
BROKEN. DO YOU HEAR THAT?
SOMEBODY’S SNIFFING HERE. I THINK IT’S HER SNIFFS.
SHE’S BEEN SNIFFING ALL NIGHT. TESTING, TESTING.
JI-NA, JI-NA. YUGE, JI-NA.
>>SECRETARY CLINTON, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
>>I THINK I’M GOING TO BE PRESIDENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I MEAN, THIS MAN IS CLEARLY UNFIT TO BE COMMANDER IN CHIEF.
>>WRONG.>>HE IS A BULLY.
>>SHUT UP.>>HE STARTED THE BIRTHER
MOVEMENT.>>YOU DID.
>>HE SAID CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX INVENTED BY CHINA.
>>IT’S PRONOUNCED JI-NA.>>HE HASN’T RELEASED HI TAX
RETURNS WHICH MEANS HE’S EITHER NOT THAT RICH.
>>WRONG.>>NOT THAT CHARITABLE.
>>WRONG.>>OR HE’S NOT PAID TAXES IN HIS
LIFE.>>WRONGER.
>>LET’S MOVE ON TO NATIONAL SECURITY.
MR. TRUMP, YOU’VE CRITICIZED SECRETARY CLINTON FOR VOTING FOR
THE IRAQ WAR, BUT YOU YOURSELF SUPPORTED THE WAR —
>>WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. YOU’RE BEING VERY MEAN TO ME
TONIGHT, COLTRANE, VERY MEAN. I WAS AGAINST THE WAR, NAME
ANYONE IN THE WORLD NAMED SEAN HANNITY.
I TOLD SEAN HANNITY, CALL SEAN HANNITY.
>>YOU TOLD SEAN HANNITY ON HIS SHOW AND THERE’S PROOF?
>>I TOLD HIM IN PRIVATE. ME AND SEAN LATE AT NIGHT.
I LEANED OVER AND WHISPERED IN HIS EAR, SEAN, I’M AGAINST THE
WAR IN IRAQ. HE WHISPERED IN MY EAR, I’M
AGAINST THE WAR TOO. NEXT THING I KNEW, WAY KISSING
SEAN HANNITY.>>MOVING RIGHT PAST THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE IRAQ WAR IS ALL ABOUT
JUDGMENT. SECRETARY CLINTON, DO YOU THINK
YOU HAVE BETTER JUDGMENT THAN MR. TRUMP?
>>HA HA, YES, YES. YES.
OF COURSE I DO. DONALD TRUMP HAS TERRIBLE
JUDGMENT. HE MAKES BAD DECISIONS.
HE SPENDS HIS LIFE CHEATING MIDDLE-CLASS LABORERS.
LABORERS LIKE MY OWN HUMAN FATHER.
WHO MADE — I GUESS DRAPES OR PRINTED DRAPES OR SOLD DRAPES
OR — AND HE WAS RELATABLE, AND I AM ALSO RELATABLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>MR. TRUMP, SAME QUESTION.
WHY IS YOUR JUDGMENT BETTER THAN SECRETARY CLINTON’S?
>>BECAUSE IT IS. I HAVE THE BEST JUDGMENT.
AND THE BEST TEMPERAMENT. SHE’S THE ONE WITH THE BAD
TEMPERAMENT. SHE’S ALWAYS SCREAMING.
SHE’S CONSTANTLY LYING. HER HAIR IS CRAZY.
HER HASE IS COMPLETELY ORANGE. EXCEPT AROUND THE EYES WHERE
IT’S WHITE. ONCE SHE STOPS TALKING HER MOUTH
LOOKS LIKE A TINY LITTLE BUTTHOLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>SECRETARY CLINTON, YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES TO RESPOND.
>>OH, THAT’S OKAY. HE CAN HAVE MY TWO MINUTES.
>>OKAY, MR. TRUMP, TWO MORE MINUTES.
>>THE THING ABOUT THE BLACKS. [ LAUGHTER ]
IS THAT THEY’RE KILLING EACH OTHER.
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL THE BLACKS LIVE ON ONE
STREET IN CHICAGO. ALL ON ONE STREET.
IT’S CALLED HELL STREET. AND THEY’RE ON HELL STREET AND
THEY’RE ALL JUST KILLING EACH OTHER.
JUST LIKE I AM KILLING THIS DEBATE.
>>SECRETARY CLINTON, DID YOU HAVE A RESPONSE?
>>UM — [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NOT A — NOT A RESPONSE, MORE OF
A REQUEST. CAN AMERICA VOTE RIGHT NOW?
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WELL, THIS HAS HAS BEEN AN
ILLUMINATING DEBATE. BUT NOW IT’S TIME FOR OUR
FINAL –>>ALICIA MACHADO.
>>I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? WHO IS ALICIA MACHADO?
>>THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THAT UP, LESTER.
[ LAUGHTER ] SHE IS A STRONG, BEAUTIFUL,
POLITICAL PROP THAT I ALMOST FORGOT TO MENTION TONIGHT, EVEN
THOUGH WE ALREADY MADE A WEB VIDEO ABOUT HER.
ALICIA MACHADO WAS MISS UNIVERSE IN 1996.
>>WHERE’D YOU FIND THIS?>>AND DONALD TRUMP CALLS HER
MISS PIGGY.>>HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
>>AND MISS HOUSEKEEPING.>>THAT’S PRETTY FUNNY.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>MR. TRUMP, YOUR RESPONSE?
>>LESTER, WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS WOMAN?
WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THE IMPORTANT ISSUES, LIKE ROSIE
O’DONNELL. AND HOW SHE’S A FAT LOSER.
EVERYONE AGREES WITH ME AND I WANTED TO BRING THAT UP IN A
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE RIGHT AT THE END, MY OWN VOLITION, GOOD IDEA,
I DID IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>SECRETARY CLINTON, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
>>I — I’M SORRY, LESTER. THIS IS GOING SO WELL.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT’S GOING EXACTLY HOW I’D
ALWAYS DREAMED.>>OKAY.
NOW IT’S TIME TO MOVE ON TO THE CLOSING STATEMENTS.
SECRETARY CLINTON, YOU’RE FIRST.>>LISTEN, AMERICA.
I GET IT. YOU HATE ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU HATE MY VOICE.
AND YOU HATE MY FACE. WELL, HERE’S A TIP.
IF YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE MY FACE AGAIN, ELECT ME PRESIDENT, AND I
SWEAR TO GOD I WILL LOCK MYSELF IN THE OVAL OFFICE AND NOT COME
OUT FOR FOUR YEARS. BUT IF YOU DON’T ELECT ME, I
WILL CONTINUE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT UNTIL THE DAY I DIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I WILL NEVER DIE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>MR. TRUMP.
FINAL REMARKS.>>YOU KNOW WHAT, LESTER?
I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING EXTREMELY ROUGH TO HILLARY
TONIGHT. BUT I SAID TO MYSELF, I CAN’T DO
IT, I JUST CAN’T DO IT. BUT IF I HAD SAID IT IT WOULD
HAVE BEEN A NUCLEAR BOMB. BECAUSE IN THE ’90s, OUR
PRESIDENT WAS A MAN NAMED BILL CLINTON.
NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS, BUT THAT MAN IS HER HUSBAND.
[ LAUGHTER ] IN 1998, GET THIS, HE HAD AN
AFFAIR. IT’S TRUE.
MY INVESTIGATORS ARE LOOKING INTO IT RIGHT NOW.
IT WAS A WOMAN, IT WAS A WOMAN NAMED MONICA.
VERY HEAVY. I DON’T HAVE HER LAST NAME YET
BUT WHEN I GET IT, I’M GOING TO SET MY ALARM FOR 3:20 A.M. AND
GO SIT ON MY GOLDEN TOILET BOWL AND TWEET ABOUT IT UNTIL
COMPLETION. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OH MY GOD. JUST TO REMIND EVERYBODY AT
HOME, THIS WAS A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.
ANY FINAL WORDS?>>LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S
SATURDAY NIGHT!

100 Comments

  • Reply Mister Sarajevo August 11, 2019 at 3:27 am

    1:08
    That face kills me lol

  • Reply Bruno Cassarร  August 11, 2019 at 6:08 am

    This hasn't aged well

  • Reply Bearkat 15 August 11, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    Man snl tried to get Hillary elected so bad ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply M Dexter August 12, 2019 at 3:08 am

    TRUMP 2020…!

  • Reply Daniel Paez August 12, 2019 at 4:55 am

    It's so accurate and pathetic to see, that is really sad and creepy.

  • Reply mhsable August 12, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    Iโ€™m here from the past only to find out he actually won ! Lmfao

  • Reply ๆจฉๅŠ› August 13, 2019 at 3:53 am

    "wrong" "wrong" "Walmart"

  • Reply Aryan Hegde August 13, 2019 at 7:26 am

    America clearly has Stockholm syndrome.

  • Reply stu booth August 13, 2019 at 10:07 am

    So, how many people have mysteriously topped themselves or disappeared at th3 hands of the clintons now?

  • Reply Teddy Tadd August 13, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    She talks just like Hillary! Trump and her have a bettter debate than the real one! very funny with crazy remarks ! wonderful ! SNl LIVE DOES IT AGAIN!

  • Reply dnsmithnc August 14, 2019 at 5:30 am

    Let's see. Economy is booming, lowest employment figures for blacks and other minorities in decades or in history, refusing to take shit from China who have been stealing intellectual property, markets through subsidizing home industries and engaging in currency manipulation for decades on a massive scale. Oh, and military involvement around the world is significantly diminished. Thank God that there's enough people, who understand what the real world is like, who don't take political advice from emotion based celebrities.

  • Reply Mateusz Skalski August 14, 2019 at 7:57 am

    Wooow Baldwin Gold Role

  • Reply LUCA GIURI August 14, 2019 at 8:18 am

    "You're being very mean to me Coltrane" ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Jeff Porcaro Groove August 14, 2019 at 9:23 am

    Hey Jazzman…relevant in aug 2019? ummm, yeah.

  • Reply Jake Kothe August 15, 2019 at 2:18 am

    "I think I'm going to be president." Hahaha how'd that work out?

  • Reply William Thompson August 15, 2019 at 3:42 am

    Nothing is funny about this.

  • Reply William Thompson August 15, 2019 at 3:47 am

    I think these comedians are clueless and pathetic. Hillary is a horrible person and the way the media has handled Trump is criminal.

  • Reply Filip Westling August 15, 2019 at 9:45 am

    Oh, the irony.

  • Reply harley August 15, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    Only reason trump won is because of the genius idea of The Wall.

  • Reply Juliet M Randall August 16, 2019 at 4:44 am

    "I'm also relatable" ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Brandon Miller August 17, 2019 at 7:01 am

    The blacks are killing each other though and Hillary lost LOL

  • Reply Miloลก Obiliฤ‡ August 17, 2019 at 8:42 am

    The people that like Baldwin's Trump impersonation are the same ones that like Al Jolsen's impersonations

  • Reply DATPlace4walkthroughs August 17, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    Remember when SNL was actually funny? Now it's a nursery for tortured college kids that can't get a job with their Intersectional Feminist Gender Studies degrees and need comfort and respite from the realities of life…

  • Reply Joseph Janaman August 17, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny than, FUNNY NOW! Even funnier how Trump just went into FURY over this! LOL

  • Reply HARD WORKER August 17, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    "I think I'm gonna be President" – with the FBI/State Dept/Intelligence community/DOJ and 11 million illegal alien votes, their is a 100% chance that is true . . . oh wait, you are the worst candidate ever for POTUS, better wait until the Polls close.

  • Reply Benjodstand77 August 17, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    Everyone was so sure weren't they, no way Trump was going to win

  • Reply Black Raptor 2.0 August 18, 2019 at 3:42 am

    3:08
    Im lmao!

  • Reply Anjali Jacob August 18, 2019 at 10:10 am

    How did he win the elections?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Pissed Off Panda August 18, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    He sounds just like Trump.

  • Reply Spock vs Khan August 18, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    I am still laughing at Hillary Clinton. Lol you lost to Donald Trump!

  • Reply Jingwu Yuan August 18, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    "They are going to Mexico
    They are going to Ji'na….."

  • Reply Jeremy Barker August 19, 2019 at 1:57 am

    3:18
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Bryce Colvard August 19, 2019 at 7:17 am

    "I think I'm gonna be president." I think you're you're wrong…๐Ÿ‘€

  • Reply savagedragon79 August 19, 2019 at 11:03 am

    How HUGE would that be if they had a video of trump making out with hannity?

  • Reply Joel E. Williams August 19, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    Donald Trump is a disaster and his policies are terrible for the country.

    That being said, Iโ€™m so glad Hillaryโ€™s arrogant ass lost

  • Reply PrincessWarsop August 20, 2019 at 2:24 am

    And hillarys shirt a higher neck.

  • Reply David C Witkin August 20, 2019 at 8:01 am

    3:19 That's just too rough to hear

  • Reply AKA sawyerstrong August 20, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    this is BS they say all this shit about trump but nothing against clinton

  • Reply kidchaline August 20, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    I LOVE HOW THE NUTJOBS THOUGHT THEY HAD THE ELECTION. THEY UNDERESTIMATED US!!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  • Reply kidchaline August 20, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    ITS GOING EXACTLY AS I DREAMED IT WOULD TOO!!!!!!!!
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚#TRUMP2020๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ

  • Reply BeatBat August 20, 2019 at 9:24 pm

    I still donโ€™t understand how he won.

  • Reply Nicholas Briceรฑo August 21, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    That's Michael Che.

  • Reply Meena Kaur August 21, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Kate McKinnon looks adorable in this

  • Reply Victoria Spatolisano August 23, 2019 at 12:30 am

    #kateforpresident2020

  • Reply YouChwb August 23, 2019 at 1:10 am

    SNL…the most non-funny comedy show I've ever seen…anywhere. More suited for those who drink battery acid for breakfast.

  • Reply Janelle Pineda August 23, 2019 at 6:50 am

    And I still can't believe Trump was elected president. What do you think about trump?

  • Reply Electric Cherry August 23, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    3:18 Well then…. this is awkward…

  • Reply Richard Schmitt August 24, 2019 at 6:57 am

    When these videos first aired I was laughing at Trump. After 3 years, I am now laughing at the arrogance of the left in thinking Hillary had an easy win. Funny how time changes things.

  • Reply player2030 August 24, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    Wow, more people has watched this video than the actual debate?

  • Reply peter morningsnow August 25, 2019 at 12:01 am

    Somebody over placed her bet on intelligence.

  • Reply ืืจื™ืืœื” ืœื‘-ืืจื™ August 25, 2019 at 2:16 am

    This woman lives in the parallel universe. How stupid can this low woman contain.

  • Reply BillyCaspersGhost August 25, 2019 at 5:38 am

    Well….
    Interesting from 2019.

  • Reply I donโ€™t know What Iโ€™m doing August 26, 2019 at 12:22 am

    Biased AF

  • Reply boonexy August 26, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    Man all the "I'm going to win" which i guess are "jokes" really hurt watching now.

  • Reply Deana Hess August 26, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    So Dam Funny ๐Ÿ˜† Have watched this 50 X or more and it gets funnier every single time ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Stinky Potatos August 27, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    Its funny because hillary lost and all the liberals lost

  • Reply bicthboi August 28, 2019 at 2:25 am

    it's funny how they try to not seem political but they cant

  • Reply TheRizlaSlim August 28, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    I find bias on American TV so blatant. Its strange to see as although that bias is clearly there in the UK where I am from, it's without a doubt far more subtle here. I guess SNL ain't all that influential though considering the state of things now….

  • Reply Melvena Hazel August 28, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    why trump even exist

  • Reply Melvena Hazel August 28, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    i mean he,s a dam like a two year old

  • Reply J F August 29, 2019 at 12:59 am

    I support Trump and this is still hilarious and spot on

  • Reply Kris Frederick August 29, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    This is haunting to watch. Just how true it is and he still won.

  • Reply Phycho Pink August 29, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    โ€œBut if you donโ€™t elect me, I will continue to run for President until the day I die.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Mazn Kuldinow August 30, 2019 at 4:18 am

    There was no sniffing, I had a defective microphone.

  • Reply Admin August 30, 2019 at 4:27 am

    Trump 2020 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘

  • Reply D Robertson August 30, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    Even funnier years later, easiest candidate in history to beat and she couldn't do it, must be aliens or Russian interference ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

  • Reply Kristopher Roth August 31, 2019 at 10:57 am

    Trump2020

  • Reply Firebour September 1, 2019 at 6:58 am

    3:35

  • Reply MyloRen September 2, 2019 at 5:52 am

    @3:20

    Sorry bitch, actress and politician both.

  • Reply Instinct HD September 2, 2019 at 6:05 am

    2
    0
    2
    0
    ?

  • Reply glass babies September 2, 2019 at 9:59 am

    spot on! shame dingus won

  • Reply Evil Genius September 2, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    Trump!โœŒ

  • Reply Christian Gomez September 3, 2019 at 12:29 am

    โ€œi think iโ€™m gonna be president โ€œ whoโ€™s laughing now lol

  • Reply toomuchtime September 3, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    How did you idiots vote for him

  • Reply toomuchtime September 3, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    And then James assassinated countries future.

  • Reply Mad Meddling Maddow September 3, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    Youโ€™re being very mean to me tonight, Coltrane

  • Reply Bonnie B September 3, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    This is heavy handed against President Trump. It says nothing about Hillary covering up her Email Scandal by smashing 9 Iphones, and bleach bit all her servers and computers. She erased thousands of emails that were SUBPOENAED! She got away with obstruction of justice! She is Crooked Hillary! She should be in jail but she has too much dirt on too many people. If she goes down, then they all go down, like a house of cards!
    President Trump is bombastic but he loves our country and the American people who have the right to be here.

  • Reply 3jacksonderek September 4, 2019 at 12:51 am

    Alec Baldwin can fit a car in his butt. And SNL finds that sexy

  • Reply Dane Youssef September 4, 2019 at 2:12 am

    "I think I'm going to be President."

    Oh, Hilldog…

    And this is the guy who got the seat in the fucking Oval…

  • Reply Martian74 September 4, 2019 at 3:34 am

    They really showed the arrogance of Hillary and the left, thinking how superior they are to regular people. At least with President Trump being in charge and showing how well he can run a country, they have toned their rhetoric down. No, wait, they havenโ€™t, the Democrats still think Republicans are beneath them and hate regular people that voted Republican.

  • Reply Max Mason September 4, 2019 at 4:42 am

    โ€œItโ€™s going exactly how I dreamedโ€ lol SNL CLOWNS this makes us ALL LOL

  • Reply James Misplaced September 4, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    She lost every debate and was very wrong about being president

  • Reply Lincoln 23 September 4, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    Spoiler alert: Hilary didn't become president ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Sebastian L September 5, 2019 at 9:56 am

    Yeah it went so well xD… FU

  • Reply karakafat September 5, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Wow. Back when the thought of this dick winning was a joke

  • Reply Daniel Raphael September 5, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    Not only was this a horrific time to watch a man who was totally unqualified for POTUS, b a former First Lady who totally was qualified but not liked due to skeletons in her closet. Due to electoral votes not counting real votes and gerrymandering and of course bots on FB etc etc the qualifier lost despite have the lead vote in real votes. The debates were scary as it was clear democracy was out of the building at the end of 2016.

  • Reply The4thstooge September 5, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    "I think I'm gonna be President" hahahaahahahahahahahahaha NOT ! 2x LOSER!!!!

  • Reply Olivia Tom September 6, 2019 at 5:08 am

    Totally didn't recognize Michael Che. Lol that Mr. Wonka fall and roll move by Kate McKinnon.

  • Reply Jacob Schiller September 6, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    20,000 Trump supporters disliked this

  • Reply stumblingdead September 7, 2019 at 3:36 am

    I love how smug SNL and biased in its comedy that it ultimately sounds like propaganda.

    The best SNL political sketches poked fun at both sides. They became the echo chamber that they used to make fun of.

  • Reply patex514 September 7, 2019 at 6:13 am

    This aged like milk

  • Reply crazytakerfan September 8, 2019 at 9:51 am

    Lol this is so bad. Iโ€™m happy Trump became president.

  • Reply Tika Sen September 8, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    The woman playing Clinton does not have it. She is also way too young, i wonder why she was not maked up to look like a bit to Hillary. Why refuse to age Hillary, why only Trump is dressed up ? Double standards.

  • Reply VIEW8472 September 8, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    Talk about declaring victory before the counting even begins. SNL fucked up on there predictions.

  • Reply fallout man September 8, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    This sketch still funny libs?

  • Reply Elliott James September 10, 2019 at 2:38 am

    Itโ€™s like Donald trump thinks he already won and Hillary Clinton knows sheโ€™s gonna win itโ€™s the most hilarious and Genius display of egos Iโ€™ve ever seen i voted trump but Iโ€™m not really a trump supporter but this is hilarious

  • Reply h September 10, 2019 at 5:06 am

    Orange Man Bad

  • Reply jpalmer999 September 10, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    Watching this is the only way to cope with trump's lunacy

  • Reply Jordan September 10, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    In conclusion they both SUCK!

  • Reply kai kalls September 11, 2019 at 12:13 am

    Am I the only one who find secretary Clinton cute…. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ I love her expression….

  • Leave a Reply