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Digital Underground – Humpty Dance (Official Music Video)

November 2, 2019


All right! Stop whatcha doin’, ’cause I’m about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to I look funny but yo I’m making money, see so yo world I hope you’re ready for me Now gather round, I’m the new fool in town and my sound’s laid down by the Underground I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a “umpty” yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee And all the rappers in the top ten–please allow me to bump thee I’m steppin’ tall, y’all, and just like Humpty Dumpty You’re gonna fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky I’m spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy I’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, c’mere are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I’m skinny
It never stopped me from getting busy I’m a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I’m crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They say I’m ugly but it just don’t faze me I’m still getting in the girls’ pants
And I even got my own dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I’m doing, doing the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump People say “Yo, Humpty, you’re really funny lookin'” that’s all right cause I get things cookin’ Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can’t get near me I give ’em more, see, and on the floor, B
all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I’m really being sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear My nose is big, uh-uh I’m not ashamed
big like a pickle, I’m still getting paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I’m in charge both how I’m living and my nose is large I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that don’t mean nothing, like looptid I sang on “Doowutchalike”, and if ya missed it I’m the one who said, “Just grab ‘im in the biscuits” Also told ya that I like to bite
well, yeah, I guess it’s obvious, I also like to write All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I’m gonna do my dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump do ya know what I’m doing, doing the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I’m doing, doing the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Awww Yeah that’s the break ya’ll. Look at that base groove right here Ahhh yeah Now that I told ya’ll a little about myself Let me tell you a little bit about this dance. It’s real easy to do Check it out First I limp to the side like my leg was broken shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking Crazy wack funky people say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That’s all right cause my body’s in motion
It’s supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y’all, Humpty Hump’s my name No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humping, funking, jumping
Jig around, shaking ya rump And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I’m doing the Hump The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump do ya know what I’m doing, doing the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let’s get stoopid! Do the Humpty Hump. Do the Humpty Hump

100 Comments

  • Reply 77chevy4x4 October 2, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    Sitting in a parking lot at work … windows down … can believe couple of people are jamming and dancing to this shit …! Love it !

  • Reply Kenneth Russell October 2, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    The 1990's hip hop version of Morris Day and the Time.

  • Reply Jennifer Wethington October 3, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    And I pop

  • Reply Mike Kinsey October 4, 2019 at 12:04 am

    So I bust this out to my white friends,back in the day at a pretty big kegger, and just started to dance and sing along nothin fancy
    Just findin my groove , my sound system was tight and was turned up pretty loud ,, ya see I knew this tune would stand the test of time
    Sometimes you just know whatever, in about 5 mins the whole block was in my back yard
    Doin the humpty, it's funny ya know, there were those that gave me the look as if to say hey, what's this , this isn't what we listen to,,
    But then they realized that good music is simply that ,, it also helps that I had control on the volume , but when I looked up a few mins into the song and 3 hundred people or so we're doin the humpty for the 1st time , it's something that I'll always remember, DJ 33 still droppin knowledge on you fools ,

  • Reply Brian Cheung October 4, 2019 at 3:28 am

    good job

  • Reply Kuha'o Gaison October 4, 2019 at 5:31 am

    Bars

  • Reply Federico Papi October 4, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    ME TOO

  • Reply RL October 5, 2019 at 1:02 am

    Ok what part can I see Tupac?

  • Reply Brian Russell October 5, 2019 at 1:31 am

    Who is the singer

  • Reply kali allen October 5, 2019 at 8:54 am

    When 2pac was a backup dance

  • Reply Handsome Jack October 6, 2019 at 3:48 am

    My father (RIP) got arrested with electric underground for trying to take a table from a club after a show. They had the class to bail him out. God bless how awesome electric underground is.

  • Reply Eric Ryans October 6, 2019 at 4:38 am

    Old music is the best

  • Reply Sylvia Williams October 6, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    I'm a winter breech baby so I don't know what goes on in 2019

  • Reply Jody Johnson October 6, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    Know when time was beautiful and music was too

  • Reply ᎷᏗᏒᏦᎥᏋᎷᏗᏒᏦᏉᎥᎥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ October 7, 2019 at 6:41 am

    🍔👃👓👃👓👃🍔
    Big like a 🥒, I'm still gettin 💰.

  • Reply Don Theking MUSIC October 7, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    What’s more shocking is that shock g and humpty hump are the same person

  • Reply todd lecher October 8, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    cause in the 69 ya know my NOSE will tickle ya rear!!!

  • Reply J Della October 9, 2019 at 4:30 am

    love how they had to bleep out Burger King
    fuck you, Burger King!

  • Reply Taylor Briley October 9, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    This my favorite song to listen to in school

  • Reply d lum October 9, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    took me 20 years to figure out Shock g is Humpty Hump….

  • Reply John Duffy October 10, 2019 at 2:37 am

    god bless that white boy!

  • Reply John Duffy October 10, 2019 at 2:40 am

    nobody can move the crowd like him..

  • Reply John Duffy October 10, 2019 at 3:53 am

    i tried… everything got in my way

  • Reply John Duffy October 10, 2019 at 3:55 am

    don't let that stop u kids

  • Reply Michael 73 October 10, 2019 at 4:25 am

    Did they really censor this classic?

  • Reply David Shareef Impossible October 10, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    Their album sex packets was awesome

  • Reply Duran Ferguson October 11, 2019 at 11:49 am

    DLK

  • Reply its yeshau not jesus October 11, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    Try and tell me he didn't start the hyphy movement way before Mac dre and them

  • Reply Bad.Neeners. Brown October 12, 2019 at 2:05 am

    What the actual fuck? Too hot for YouTube?🥴

  • Reply Marcella Casey October 12, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    Happy Saturday 10/12/19😎

  • Reply Sweet impossible October 13, 2019 at 3:44 am

    2019 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • Reply TheDextin October 13, 2019 at 11:56 am

    Wow, I was thinking about this song, i love the skinny funny nose guy, this song is COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, I LOVE IT, I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

  • Reply YouAwakeYet October 13, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Little fun fact, Tupac created the Humpty dance

  • Reply American Rebel79 October 13, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    This nigga is more gangsta than most of today’s so called “gangsta rappers.”

  • Reply ITTYbitty Editz October 13, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Um……these times need to come back

  • Reply Britani Schmelzer October 14, 2019 at 3:29 am

    …Am I the only one who thinks that the Spice Girls stole the beat a bit, for their song If You Can't Dance?…

  • Reply William Estrada October 14, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    😐😐😐😐😐😐…..

  • Reply Kimyata Williams October 14, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    So glad I grew up in this era! Forever a fan!

  • Reply Yourmoms adude October 14, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    They bleeped Burger King lol

  • Reply AndreaDancer1740 _ October 15, 2019 at 3:09 am

    I swear I was born in the wrong generation:(

  • Reply John Duffy October 15, 2019 at 3:51 am

    ha ha u young kids… love this stuff! its goid!

  • Reply John Duffy October 15, 2019 at 3:53 am

    they say in ugly but it just dont phase me!

  • Reply John Duffy October 15, 2019 at 3:55 am

    im still trying to learn that dance… humpty is the man!

  • Reply John Duffy October 15, 2019 at 3:59 am

    pronounced with an ummmpty! ha ha ha. gid bless!

  • Reply John Duffy October 15, 2019 at 4:04 am

    love all somoans!

  • Reply D N October 16, 2019 at 2:08 am

    i had those glasses with the nose

  • Reply David Smith October 16, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    Awesome!

  • Reply Lisa779 October 16, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    Best bass hook ever

  • Reply HeyCharmaineee October 16, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    He doesn't even hold his own mic LOL

  • Reply Emerald Haze- or Amy October 16, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    All-time top ten! Young Tupac popping up here and there…
    It’s funny, some of the words they censored.

  • Reply DailyVlogs YouTube October 17, 2019 at 10:10 am

    My 7th grade science teacher recommended this

    No seriously she actually did

  • Reply Ben Boa October 17, 2019 at 10:35 am

    Fukkkkkk
    UtuB
    sPAm

  • Reply crysjumar1 October 17, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    what's with the censorship? BURGER KING bathroom

  • Reply Nonya Buzines October 18, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    People forget how gangster tupac was…LOL

  • Reply Courtney Fuller October 18, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    dope shit

  • Reply Courtney Fuller October 18, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    sick w this 2

  • Reply Maria Arroyo October 19, 2019 at 2:57 am

    😹📀 80s

  • Reply jeremy joeregensen October 19, 2019 at 5:43 am

    I'm the 1 getting fat, damn i stopped zyprexa.

  • Reply Joshua Brooks October 19, 2019 at 6:25 am

    I find it funny how a nerdy looking guy named Humpty could be so funky.

  • Reply Mufasa Natangwe October 19, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    Tupac doing the humpty dance

  • Reply Whipcream With a Cherry on top October 19, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    I love this song lol

  • Reply billfromthewoodsable October 20, 2019 at 1:30 am

    Music should not be censored.

  • Reply Keith Graber October 20, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    There's too many people running around on stage. It's like a subway platform when both trains pull up at the same time.

  • Reply Ꮢ ꂅ ᕱ Ꮅ ꂅ Ꮢ October 21, 2019 at 12:09 am

    I wish I wus at dat party

  • Reply PhantomZO9 October 21, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Shock G is a true genius.

  • Reply Miyshoi Collins October 21, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    Before Tupac…. 🤷🏽‍♀️ no offense.

  • Reply Reggie Goorahoo October 22, 2019 at 12:12 am

    Love this shit

  • Reply danielle outlaw October 23, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    This song brings back memories and it helps me forget my troubles

  • Reply danielle outlaw October 23, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    Oh yes NO SWEARING YES !

  • Reply Creighton Chaney 1941 October 23, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    They used to play this song for the intro for the Three Stooges repeats 👍🏼🖤

  • Reply Marcos Valdez October 24, 2019 at 3:01 am

    man erik griffin looked great back then

  • Reply John Duffy October 24, 2019 at 6:53 am

    il drink a bottle of henny u got on ur shelf..

  • Reply John Duffy October 24, 2019 at 6:53 am

    hard to beat!

  • Reply Michael Brosche October 24, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    My jam.

  • Reply Алексей Захаров October 24, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    Music look like spice girls – if u cant dance…am i right?

  • Reply Victor Domingo aka Big Fuentes October 24, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    The first incarnation of the Thizzle Dance…

  • Reply IcyWaters October 24, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    it's crazy that 2 Pac was dead by 25.

  • Reply johnnyq1233 October 25, 2019 at 3:24 am

    I've listened to this about 30 times.. I am a metal head, but I love this groove!
    I hope that it is just the glasses and a fake nose, but, DAM!!!!

  • Reply ronald tanner October 25, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    "Yea I called you fat"=FAT SHAMING!😤😬

  • Reply pyrovania October 26, 2019 at 6:10 am

    I remember when this song got really popular. Still sounds good.

  • Reply RackwitzG October 26, 2019 at 10:44 am

    That was back when you really hipped and hopped, not blasting rhymes about killing people and being the pimp of the block.

  • Reply No Gimmiks_84 October 27, 2019 at 12:51 am

    Before my time but gets me up and dancing.

  • Reply Boat Axe October 27, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Trump’s favorite rap song, just grab ‘em by the biscuits!

  • Reply Jon Glez October 27, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    We need pt. 2 Shock!

  • Reply Antione Betts October 27, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    You got a big nose due

  • Reply GETHSEMANE GARDENING October 28, 2019 at 3:02 am

    While cooking oakmeal remembered this song 😀 now do the dance sexy babeee!

  • Reply Chris Wyatt October 28, 2019 at 11:58 am

    I loved this shit, sir mix alot, ll cool Jay, digatal underground,tone loc back when the rap didnt teach you to kill your own race, what the fuck happened.

  • Reply Rikan TV October 29, 2019 at 3:30 am

    Isn't it crazy how prince rakeems track sounds like they wanted to remake digital underground?

  • Reply Marvin Estupe October 29, 2019 at 6:11 am

    When you realize the best rapper put his dues in the rap game… Yet he is the goat of hip hop

  • Reply Nguyễn Hải Dương October 29, 2019 at 6:56 am

    Tuck you!

  • Reply Trey Myles October 29, 2019 at 11:55 am

    Happy Halloween week dudes!!!!

    What do you get between the Monster Mash and Humpty Hump? Answer in the comments!!!!

  • Reply cHubby Love1 October 29, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Do the bartman

  • Reply Christopher Surber October 29, 2019 at 11:11 pm

    I love the Digital Underground

  • Reply Fornite Girl October 30, 2019 at 1:19 am

    Hahah .. it just don’t phase! Can’t get near me!!! Hahaha G humpty take me hooooome hahhhaah

  • Reply Chris Arias October 30, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    Yup it was fun 😎🏋️🚶🇺🇸

  • Reply Marco Gutierrez October 31, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    Wha

  • Reply Grand Theft Auto World November 1, 2019 at 7:07 am

    This dude is a genius

  • Reply Benathan Rasstell November 1, 2019 at 8:17 am

    "I look funny but yo I'm makin money" that Sold it to me!

  • Reply Zeja Güera November 1, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Someone said these was around when ppl party without getting killed clearly they didn’t know about the crips and the bloods.

  • Reply Joachim Koring November 1, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    yessss

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