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Comedy vines| Struggling Roommates- Aslam the real gully boy |Ep-1

November 6, 2019


What happened bro? What happened? Please don’t annoy me bro. Let me sleep! Oh bro! why did you woke me up so early? Listen up guys the new roommate is gonna arrive soon, so common wake up and freshen up yourself! Oh bro! how many more people are you gonna dump in this petty house? The three of us hardly manage to fit in this small house and you are planning to add one more member! One minute. .one minute. This is my home. .okay? and i’m not asking you guys, i’m actually ordering you to get ready coz the new roommate is almost here. Whats up? bachi,bantai,bamai (Bro slangs) Motherfucker! what’s up everyone? I’m really damn tired bro! Will you get me some water? Yes bro i’ll get you some. Bro my name is Vicky Malhotra! Bro my name is Om Prakash Tiwari! I’m from delhi motherfucker! Here is your water aslam bro. Yeah give it to me bro. .i’m fucking thirsty! Now i’m good to go. Bro my name is Aslam chatri. what? Aslam chatri? Aslam is understandable but why chatri?(Umbrella) Actually the thing is bro. .i specialize in putting umbrella is people’s asses and then i open it up. That’s the reason i’m called Aslam chatri (chatri meaning umbrella) got it? okay so what do you do for a living? Bro! Right from cocaine,meth, manali cream to purple kush, you name it and you’ll get it. Wow bro! You made my day bro! What do you mean you name it and you’ll get it? Are you a fucking peddler? Bro call it peddler or anything you like, its all the same. Its my fucking work bro! Bro if i don’t earn money. what am i suppose to eat? Cock? WTF You’re a cock eater? It’s just a metaphor you dumbfuck! You do not have police searching for you. .do you? Bro the police scene is all sorted bro. .Ask anyone about me at the versova police station. .Everyone knows me very well. i mean they are like buddies to me. Everything is sorted bro! I see. .so you know about the rent right? Yes bro i have seen it in the ad. .you are asking for 7k right? which excludes servant and electricity charges no? Yup Okay then bro i’ll give it to you on the 4th. Okay? No No. .As per the rules you have to give it to me on the 1st itself On the first of every month? okay bro i’ll give it to you on the 1st! Cool? Not that one, the one below it. Okay you guys talk i’ll just come in a while. Bhaiji(bro slang) do you have manali cream?(hashish) Bro don’t call me bhaiji. i get my stash from bhaiji. .i’m not bhaiji, you get it? Bro my Aslam Bro. .please make me smoke a dobbie. .will you? Why not bro. .what do wanna smoke manali cream,purple kush? tell me what do you want? Even i was a peddler at my village. .But the local police royally fucked my case. Shut up Motherfucker! Bro today’s your 1st day bro. Please make me smoke a blunt. Its been ages bro! why not bro! tell me what do you want? do you want to try some kerela gold, or then purple kush, afghan,nepali,you name it and i’ll make it. Anything will do bro. .just make it before shantanu comes. .once he’s here neither he’ll smoke nor he’ll let us smoke. Oh man! are you people gonna smoke some pipe(chillum) ? Not pipe bro, we are just gonna smoke some blunt. Okay then even i’ll have some. You are so damn funny man! Wait. No one is gonna make any blunt now. .first let aslam settle. .we’ll see about the blunt later. Giving hope sucks man. Shut up asshole, shantanu is right, let aslam settle first, we can smoke up later. Fuck you. .you were the one who wanted to smoke right? Get up fucker. .come come aslam bro. .rest. .lie down. .just feel at home bro.

19 Comments

  • Reply Rohil Shekason February 10, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Ek number hai aslam chattriiπŸ˜‚

  • Reply Neelesh Gurjoo February 10, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    Very good coordination Shantanu !!!

  • Reply Rajeev Malik February 10, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    Gr8 work Shantanu..Bold Dialogues..

  • Reply Mayur Pansare February 11, 2019 at 8:18 am

    Veeeeeeeery veeeeeeery nice

  • Reply Aniket Pujari February 11, 2019 at 9:07 am

    Bhuvan ke baad teraa hi no Hain Bhai, keep up the good work

  • Reply MS Kumar February 11, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    congratulation dear Shantanu…waiting for more episode………

  • Reply WEF Entertainment February 11, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    Great work!! πŸ‘

  • Reply wisdom of arts February 12, 2019 at 5:33 am

    Great πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

  • Reply Rahul Bhattacharjee February 12, 2019 at 6:15 am

    Fantastic bro
    Waiting to see more videos from you

  • Reply Muhhammad.farhan Patel February 12, 2019 at 8:48 am

    3:39 πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜……ek number

  • Reply Siano Ali February 12, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    Nice

  • Reply kankanjyoti patgiri February 14, 2019 at 6:07 am

    Bahh Shantanu u r so talented….very nice..

  • Reply Zuned Charaniya February 16, 2019 at 9:44 am

    Bhai ek number ❀❀πŸ’₯πŸ’ͺ agla video jaldi

  • Reply Yrefdave February 16, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    Kasih english subtitle dong…..ngga pagqm gw bahasa nya

  • Reply Sandesh Gour February 16, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    Multi Talented Shantanu Bhai πŸ˜‡πŸ‘

  • Reply Vishal Mathura March 6, 2019 at 10:09 am

    You look very handsome in diffrent getup…πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

  • Reply Gautam Ailani March 30, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Ek noo!!!!

  • Reply Yashashvi April 13, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    "Taaani " lol

  • Reply Khan Shahrukh October 30, 2019 at 8:34 am

    Dusra kuch kaam kr be

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