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Caravan of Dooom – Bondage & Cigarettes

August 30, 2019


Folks, it’s where we’ll do a proper introduction I would like you to meet my two dearest friends right here, we have the “Scurve” she’s harder than steel and colder than diamonds and on my left we have the beautiful, elegant and intoxicated Svetlana! if you’ve already seen a lot of her you’re going to see a lot more! Oohh, gross…. Ladies and gentlemen would you like me to use one of these? What we are going to do is..the lovely Svetlana is going to put a cigarette into her mouth So guys, I’m going to take this stuff and cut it in half Anybody in the audience have a cigarette? I’m going to introduce you to the latest developments My name is Captain Rund and I am a proud military scientist and I have combined my two loves my love of bondage with my love of chickens I have taken the best qualities of the whip(?) and the best qualities of the chicken …our closest relatives on the evolutionary ladder OK I’m going to show you a little trick Kid: He’s done that before I HAVE A CIGARETTE!! OK folks, do you want to see something spectacular? then you will remember for at least the next 20 minutes I don’t know how drunk you are yet let’s hear it HELL YEAH!! Close… but no cigar!

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