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Camila Cabello… FAKE Guitarist?

October 13, 2019


Hey so today we’re settling a debate for billboard.com who wrote an article about Camila Camila Cabello and her life performance on Ellen DeGeneres and a lot of people accused her of being a fake guitarist but then her fans retaliated by saying oh actually Camila Camila is a really really good guitarist so I think it’s up to us to settle this debate who have seen some guitar fails before sorry I’ve had a lot of caffeine today you know you don’t want too much blood in your caffeine stream oh and if you don’t know who Camila Cabello is she’s the girl that sings [Applause] [Music] okay how do you actually pronounce that Camila Cabello Kamiya Cabello Cobell well Camila Kabila come on come on Marlene McMartins and Kamiya Quebec Kabir maybe it’s kibale oh my god why’s her name that okay since it’s Spanish will go with Kamiya Kibeho settled that’s what we’re going with okay okay do you know what her name sounds like you know when you’re on a roller coaster and the chain is pulling you up the first Hill communicative vehicle communica be okay okay I’m getting sidetracked let’s just watch the frickin video don’t mess up that’s really high singing oh there’s the guitar okay here we go here we go [Music] you’re gonna need you to zoom in there tramp I can’t okay [Music] that looks like a D minor chord maybe an F chord K she’s definitely playing legit chords [Music] that’s a G chord okay hmm so she might not be as fake as we think oh I love how at the end she turns down the guitar volume like oh my god the guitar was way too loud there better turn that down so first off I really dig her delicate picking like she like a dainty young woman you know almost like she was picking a harp it’s kind of got this whole thing going here I’m a delicate woman I have feelings on shoes and I do have hope for her here because she was clearly playing chords hopefully they were the correct chords and her strumming was fine but they did have her guitar off why did a stage director not trust her guitar playing I told her not to bring the guitar out it’s not gonna block 10:03 here I need you and your stage crew to go on the stage and grab the guitar from her but it’s dark out there then feel around until you rabbit [Music] okay for real though what is up with all those hands trying to grope her if I were hired to be one of those hands I would have definitely acted like an idiot and probably got fired like super quick it’s you babe I’m a sucker for the way and I could try to run below [Music] my way that we would babe and I could try to run [Music] I never be the same [Applause] never be the sour Oh No Oh No yeah this is this oh that’s bad oh my god okay so I studied her guitar playing down to every note and every strum and this is what it would have sounded like if she was plugged in oh my god just just just run the footage [Music] turn that guitar down [Music] kidding you totally fell for it didn’t ya this is what it would have sounded like if she was plugged in [Music] [Music] well there you go billboard comm we have determined that Kamiya can in fact play guitar which you know I’m super bummed out about cuz it’s like how am I supposed to do an entertaining video if she doesn’t fail miserably well in reality it is kinda refreshing to see a pop star who can play guitar whose name isn’t John Mayer you know what I think Camila Cabello should actually date me that’s not gonna happen nope cuz I can’t even say her name correctly we’d probably be out on the first date and I’d be like oh so did you like your dinner Susan I mean I mean I mean I know it just happened there I did mention I had a lot of caffeine today unfortunately though all Kamiya really did was just go on stage and place some basic chords like so this song is in need of a shred redemption so here’s the shred emption of communica bail can be a quebec via Quebec America bail [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you everyone for watching I appreciate you guys so much so please hit subscribe and the notification belt communicable communicable and you know please do watch one of my other guitar videos you know stay sexy [Music] [Applause] [Music]

100 Comments

  • Reply ARMIA KRAJOWA October 1, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Like +subscribe!

  • Reply galaxygirlgaming 10 October 1, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    r/thanksihateit

  • Reply xGAMERvPROx October 1, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    😂PACK OF WEENS😂

  • Reply Padz October 1, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    499M. Views and 429M sub 999B likes he need

  • Reply Syn October 2, 2019 at 12:01 am

    Has anybody seen how the bassist did nothing on stage?

  • Reply vache mesrobian October 2, 2019 at 4:23 am

    Your guitar is really nice

  • Reply Blitzkrieg October 2, 2019 at 8:44 am

    I feel that Camila just used the guitar to say "Oh yeah I am SO skillful and AWESOME that i can play guitar because i am a cool girl unlike other girls B)"

  • Reply Timothy Dolese October 2, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Expected the shred to be way to heavy… but it was actually really great. I kinda wished it was in the song.

  • Reply LobearYT October 2, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    3:45

  • Reply Arlene Lopez October 2, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    HEY MY FRIEND MAD THAT SONG Banana onana I wanna eat a ripe banana onana!!!

  • Reply Sean Condrey October 3, 2019 at 12:07 am

    They forgot to plug it in 😏

  • Reply landon Hatcher October 3, 2019 at 3:12 am

    Not funny

  • Reply missilecatcher October 3, 2019 at 3:12 am

    LMAO…. Bro i used to have the same desk… I used to hide booze from my mom behind the wooden slat behind the cd racks

  • Reply Blue Jay October 3, 2019 at 5:31 am

    Like madonna

  • Reply Śhıńıćhıķø Śâņ October 3, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    A bass?

  • Reply Jethro Davison October 3, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    Didn't Shawn Mendes teach her or something 😂

  • Reply Gimme Views October 3, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    I do not know how Philippines was here

  • Reply Cheesecake BMX October 3, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    How dose Steve not have a gf😂

  • Reply beetles are my friend October 3, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    he is kinda weird

  • Reply vinniejoe86 October 4, 2019 at 12:35 am

    Anybody ever tell you, you would make the perfect riddler?

  • Reply -_ THDTC _- October 4, 2019 at 5:24 am

    Why did I not find this channel earlier?

  • Reply Super 8 October 4, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    "you don't wanna too much blood in your coffeen stream"
    😂😂😂😂

  • Reply John Bako October 4, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    You don't want too much blood in your caffeine stream. Wise words Steve man.

  • Reply Kyan Sambo October 4, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    4:30😂🤣🤪hilarious

  • Reply Quick Slayer October 5, 2019 at 1:42 am

    Your like my teacher paul

  • Reply Ina Koomson October 5, 2019 at 4:47 am

    Do you got make that face every time your done singing and stop roasting😖😖

  • Reply boneless pizza October 5, 2019 at 6:37 am

    MARLENE MCMARTINSON

  • Reply Doreamon Family October 5, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    Those who play minecraft comment me

  • Reply Doreamon Family October 5, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    U are so freaking funny

  • Reply Gabriel Mercês Silva October 6, 2019 at 2:20 am

    Título = português
    Descrição = português
    Vídeo = inglês

  • Reply laura x170 October 6, 2019 at 3:59 am

    dude its ca mi la ca bel lo okkkkkkkk

  • Reply Koala October 6, 2019 at 4:24 am

    What the hell is that stumming

  • Reply Josh H October 6, 2019 at 8:03 am

    DJENTerous, lmfao

  • Reply Josh H October 6, 2019 at 8:07 am

    pack of weens
    god i love your videos

  • Reply Kimberly Padua October 6, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    she dates Shane Medes

  • Reply KaiBone2007 -_- October 6, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    What you are about to read is my mental breakdown…

    I hate stoopid pop crap and rap, if there are no instruments how in the frickin world is it flippin music… Tell me the answer kidddddd!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Ethan Wilson October 6, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    when he can pronounce her name right

    COWABUNGA IT IS

  • Reply King Creeper October 6, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    when you did the shredemption it really made the sound a trillion times better

  • Reply Fun October 6, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    I FUCKING HATE YOUR FUCKING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS JUST FUCKING STOP TOU LOOKNFUCKING DUMB

  • Reply The game Guy 3.0 October 7, 2019 at 6:15 am

    1:18
    Yea thats for dirty minded peeps
    THEN FEEL AROUND AND GRAB IT!
    Yea you sure that ain't rape?

  • Reply Clasher Boii October 7, 2019 at 9:42 am

    0:21 please pause here lads.

  • Reply trista Huffman October 7, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    MY FAVORITE SINGER ISN'T FAKE YOUR FAKE FUCK YOU

  • Reply Corviz October 7, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    7:46 nice handjob on that guitar

  • Reply Chicago BALLZ45 October 7, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    A banana yum yum yum

  • Reply fifofififow October 7, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Clalalallala clalalalala

  • Reply applecakefan100 000 October 7, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    I thought Camilla cabello was in the song senorita

  • Reply Owen McVey October 7, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    I have feelings and shoes. HAHAHA

  • Reply SarU Nad October 7, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    you and drew monson should meet up

  • Reply Mr. Smileyツ October 7, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    4:31 Philippines🇵🇭

  • Reply YT_ACEwolf October 7, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    4:31 THAT MADE MR CRY😝😂🤣😅

  • Reply onTRAK merchant services October 7, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    it does look like she's plugged into a wireless unit – but her guitar is certainly inaudible

  • Reply Camila Bravo October 8, 2019 at 3:57 am

    i am offended because my name is Camila

  • Reply Doreamon Family October 8, 2019 at 6:57 am

    U are right

  • Reply WhyTrashBear ? October 8, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    She is singing green beans and nicotine. Oh and Stevie can definitely SHRED!!!!!!

  • Reply Guitar BUDDY October 8, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    Is everyone going to ignore that scream at 5:48?

  • Reply Madison White October 8, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    But dose she have a pick

  • Reply The first ever Onesaltiboi October 8, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Since Stevie knows a little about Spanish you pronounce the first L but double L is pronounced as a y

  • Reply Second Birth October 8, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    Lmfao. The hands part. 😂

  • Reply Johanson Mikelly October 8, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    4:27 boi

  • Reply Liam October 9, 2019 at 1:36 am

    clicked on this video 1 minute in and I can't stand this dude hes obnoxious

  • Reply Pedro Maguiti October 9, 2019 at 2:51 am

    This is now my favorite video 😂

  • Reply Leo Samonte October 9, 2019 at 6:24 am

    6:27 hahaha

  • Reply Sara Altaf October 9, 2019 at 8:17 am

    7:45 wow i love you

  • Reply Jon Salvador October 9, 2019 at 8:22 am

    the solo was insane

  • Reply Pete Pirate October 9, 2019 at 9:04 am

    I'm a delicate woman I have feelings and shoes

  • Reply Zazatava 90 October 9, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    1:17, are you fart tapping?

  • Reply Jestoni Cortez October 9, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    Philippines haha proudly filipino here 😀

  • Reply Vlady Martinez October 9, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    At 5:14 i lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • Reply Vlady Martinez October 9, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    6:21 this reminded me of inosuke forgetting tanjiro's name and trying to remember it thoughtout the entire first season

  • Reply Karl Schirn October 9, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    0:20 this guys make me want to kill myself

  • Reply devin isaacson October 10, 2019 at 12:33 am

    Who the fuck is Gary? And what is the witching hour?

  • Reply Dean the map creator Pagunsan October 10, 2019 at 7:45 am

    Her name is

    Kamanama Banganana

  • Reply Ivan Ivan October 10, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    Who the fuck is Camila Cabello?

  • Reply its altheaaa October 10, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    Best part 7:30~7:59

  • Reply Jacinda Cardone October 10, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    w-w-wait Okay You Got Camila but You Said C-U–AE-L-OEit is pernounced C-U-B-AE-L-U

  • Reply Jacinda Cardone October 10, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    ??? Camia Cabaoe???

  • Reply Bryanna F October 11, 2019 at 12:57 am

    That nicotine song
    I originally thought it was

    Nicotine
    Brush my teeth
    Touch my feet
    Delicacy

  • Reply TRYHARD Timmy October 11, 2019 at 1:13 am

    “That’s a G chord”
    Dude it’s a C

  • Reply 乂10ㄥ卂乇乙乇尺 October 11, 2019 at 2:12 am

    Ellen DeDGENTerous

  • Reply Andy October 11, 2019 at 7:09 am

    7:45 he wanked his guitar so much, that it came

  • Reply Karl Burgos October 11, 2019 at 10:17 am

    How about camiya mayo

  • Reply Hadiyah Azahar October 11, 2019 at 10:47 am

    BRUHH CAMILA IS WYY BETTER THAN YOU

  • Reply Al Dusty October 11, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    Why do you sound like @BrandonRogers

  • Reply Azzark October 11, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    4:56 HIS FACE

  • Reply Duwindu Tharinda October 11, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    Banana oo na na..

  • Reply Duwindu Tharinda October 11, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    3:45 When you are invited for a #Paduru party at #Angoda hospital..

  • Reply Alicethewolf Wantsacookie October 11, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    Camila Cabello that's what it is

  • Reply George Adams October 11, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    That is a weird B A S S

  • Reply B-TV October 11, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    It’s Havana. Not banana.

  • Reply Helotick October 11, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    0:09
    Did he just say

    ELLEN DJENTERES

  • Reply sasha victoria October 11, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    I'm a Filipina

  • Reply Eric Love October 11, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    So, normally you are AAAF. You still are but, this vid made me chuckle, a little…

  • Reply Christian Lara October 12, 2019 at 12:42 am

    good thing you mentioned our country the Philippines

  • Reply Makayla Weakley October 12, 2019 at 2:47 am

    In the thumb nail he looks like matt shea

  • Reply Conan Marvilo October 12, 2019 at 5:38 am

    She must watch this vid

  • Reply ghoulzz October 12, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    1:14 this cracked me up xd

    Edit:2:31 this made me laugh even more

  • Reply Maxine Miller October 12, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    Haha 6:32

  • Reply IamEATINGpizza October 13, 2019 at 12:08 am

    When are you going to get your own signature guitar I can buy?

  • Reply Emanuel Acosta October 13, 2019 at 1:38 am

    she was plugged in, it’s just wireless so she has it strapped in the back

  • Reply New Gamers October 13, 2019 at 6:27 am

    Cella CALALAlalla

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