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Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked – Nostalgia Critic

October 31, 2019


[Channel Awesome theme] [“The Review Must Go On”] Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don’t have to– Audience: Shh! NC: Sorry, I’m kinda in the middle of a wedding. Santa Christ: Mawwiage… is what brings us here today at Alabama Comic-Con. Audience: [Cheering] Santa Christ: And gun show. [Gunshots] We are here to join these two beloved, Devil Boner, and Hyper Fan– Where is she, anyway? Devil Boner: Oh, she wanted to wait for the video to start so she could walk down the aisle. OK, bone puncher! [Ethereal music] Benny: She looks beautiful. Devil Boner: Yeah, instead of walking down the aisle with her father, she chose to walk with that glowy effect. [Ethereal music continues] Santa Christ: Here to witness this union is Benny, Devil Boner’s best man… Devil Boner: Yeah, but not best shot, though. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [GLARE] Santa Christ: And Nostalgia Critic, Hyper Fangirl’s… Um… NC: I think the term we’re going with is “butler of honor”. Santa Christ: OK, cool, whatevs. The rings, please. Audience: [Blubbering] Santa Christ: Our dearly committed have decided to write their own vows. Devil Boner: I want you. Hyper Fangirl: I want you. Santa Christ: Then by the power invested in me, by me, I now pronounce you psycho husband and stalker wife. Hyper Fangirl: Eeeee! Santa Christ: You may now ki– Welp, that works, too. [Gunshots] Audience: [Cheering] Devil Boner: Hey, seeing how this is a convention and we’re already clearly liquored up, let’s just have the reception here! Santa Christ: Peppermint Schnapps for all! Audience: [Partying] Doe: A blessing on your head! Chester A. Bum: Mazel tov, mazel tov. Doe: So, how does it feel to officially be “Hyper Boner”? Hyper Fangirl: As excited as the name sounds. Chester A. Bum: Oh, that’s wonderful! Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re gonna see if the flowers are smokeable. Doe: I already did! THEY ARE! Chester A. Bum: Oh my God, this is the greatest day of my life! The Devil: I’ll admit, I didn’t think Hyper Boner was a good idea. But after seeing all the joy displayed, it’s clear that Hyper Boner is going to last a long time. Devil Boner: Ain’t it the truth? The Devil: Nice suit. Benny: Back at ya. Aunt Despair: Aw, doesn’t Hyper Boner look up? Hyper Fangirl: Incredibly up! Uncle Lies: Whenever anybody sees you, they’ll say, “You can’t keep Hyper Boner down.” Devil Boner: For years to come. Uncle Lies: Yeah, that’s about what we predicted. NC: You know, sometimes, a name can spark a lot of possibilities. There’s been so many films and shows that suggest that something is going to be amazing, just based on the title alone. Some of them work, some of them don’t, and then, there’s movies that thought of the name first and clearly wrote around it. You know where I’m going with this. Chipwrecked is the third in the questioning-humanity film series based on Alvin and the Chipmunks, and, if you can believe it, it’s not the last. By this point, it’s made clear that a bad pun is literally enough to throw millions of dollars into a film shoot, exploiting kids’ inability to say no to shit. It’s just as phoned-in and tired as you would think, but why generalize when we can go into more detail? Well, I can think of a lot of reasons, but if I’m allowed to leave a wedding early so I don’t have to listen to any more Hyper Boner jokes, I guess I can suffer for you. This is Chipwrecked. The film knows parents want to go home as quickly as possible, so it jumps right into it with barely an opening at all, which is fitting because this is barely a movie at all. [Chipmunks’ cover of “Vacation” by The Go-Go’s] No, Jason Lee, you can’t pack up and leave the franchise that easily. Alvin: Where have you been? Dave: Where have I been? Trying to board the ship. NC: It’s not easy looking older and sadder with every passing film. So they’re going on a family vacation and… Nope, that’s all the setup we get. We don’t even know where they’re sailing to. But I do know the next forced song in their bullshit soundtrack! [Chipmunks’ cover of “Trouble” by P!nk] Alvin: This is your captain speaking. NC: Huh, glad to know there’s great security on the ship microphone. High-pitched NC: Attention, attention, the moon landing was fake and Earth is flat! Yeah, bet you didn’t know you were rooting for THAT kind of character, did ya? Alvin: All kids are now allowed to play on the Adults-Only Serenity Deck. Chipmunked NC: But only the douchebag ones who exist in movies to make punchlines work. [“Trouble” cover continues] NC: Wow, gotta love how invested some of those families look. Was this Take 8 they’re pretending they’re excited about a table with nothing on it? No wonder they had to switch out these kids mid-edit. Dave: ALVIIIIIIN!! NC as Dave: There, I did the thing. Now let me contemplate my life’s mistakes. So Dave tries to set more rules for his rodent ruffians. Alvin: I’ll start acting like a grownup when you start– Chipettes: ♫ I whip my tail back and forth, I whip my tail back and forth, I whip my tail– ♫ NC: Not even 5 minutes in, and we’re on song 3. Why don’t you just implant the soundtrack into my brain like Dark City?! You know you would if you legally could! Brittany: This so so not fair! Not to us, and certainly not to the captain! NC: Why the hell are you wearing towels? You literally showed up in the films naked. You don’t even wear pants. I follow none of this! Simon: Where are you going?! Alvin: To the casino. Simon: Oh, no! No, no, no, no! Alvin: Dave said we’re old enough to make our own decisions. NC: You know, I’m starting to think this whole film exists just so everybody could go on a cruise. “What’re we shooting today?” “Um…the bed, the floor…” “Mmm, let some CG artists who want to work for Pixar do the rest.” “Casino time!” [“Party Rock Anthem” by LMFAO] Shitty song 4, by the way. You will hate this soundtrack more than Frozen. Eleanor: AAH! Woman in blue: OW-uh! Eleanor: Sorry! Woman in Green: What’s she sorry for? Stepping on my friend’s foot? Or her busted, tired little dance moves? Crowd: OOOOOHHHH!! NC: Ah, one of those common occurrences where the entire casino goes quiet, and three grown women feel they have to show up squirrels. Have you ever casino-ed, yo? Those squirrels could be lighting fires, and nobody would look up from their hand! [Mashup/remix of “We No Speak Americano” by Yolanda B Cool and “Conga” by Miami Sound Machine] I feel like I’m watching a dance-off between Happy Meal toys and the Powerpuff Whores. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?! [Remix continues] We call that move the “I’m a Little Teapot Seizure”. Was there a glitch in the Matrix? Who choreographed that, one of the Rapsittie Street Kids? [Chipettes sing the last lines of “Conga”] [Applause] NC as one of the women: C’mon, we’ll do better in our dance-off against the Muppet Babies. Dave, meanwhile, has a talk with the ship’s mascot and ex-Five Nights at Freddy’s character, when he reveals himself to be a familiar face. [“Hallelujah Chorus” by George Frideric Handel] Oh, thank God! I don’t care that you called filming this the most unpleasant experience of your career. That just means you understand the pain I’m sitting through! Dave: What’re you doing here? Ian Hawke: I’m working, Dave. NC: It’s the same conversation a David Cross fan has when he sees him in one of these films. Dave: What’re you doing here? Ian Hawke: I’m working. Not too many record labels are interested in hiring the guy who… blew it with the Chipmunks, blew it with the Chipettes, and passed on Justin Bieber. NC: To be fair, it IS hard to tell the difference between the Chipmunks and Justin Bieber. Bieber’s a little shorter. Ian Hawke: I’ll be watching you. LIKE A HAWK! NC: Oh, David Cross, you’re like Jesus giving Ben-Hur water. You don’t fix everything, but I’m glad you’re here. Dave sees they left Theodore alone to watch… Cookie Monster’s Meth Meltdown as he notices everyone has vanished. Dave: Alvin? Simon? Girls? NC as Dave: I forgot your names like the rest of the audience, so I just call you Girl Alvin, Girl Simon, and Girl Theodore. NC: He finds them in the casino and warns them that if they don’t behave, he won’t take them to win their possible International Music Award. I can tell you’re just as concerned about that as I am. Dave: You’re all lucky Captain Corelli’s allowed you one more activity. Shuffleboard. NC: Yeah, by now, Jason Lee is realizing this isn’t gonna be as easy as the last film, where he literally slept through his performance. This time, he’s gotta suffer with the rest of u– Dave: [Snoring] NC: HEY, HEY, WAKE UP, YOU CHEATER! Alvin: Time to turn punishment… into “funishment”! Heh! You get it? I took the “pun” in “punishment”, and turned it into “fun”, but kept the “-ishment”! It’s wordplay! NC: It’s at times like this I wish this was the boat from Speed 2, so Willem Dafoe could grab them and throw them into the ocean. I can dream, but I always have to wake up in a world where this exists. Alvin goes parasailing on a kite, and, of course, gets caught in the wind, as well as Dave’s chair. Alvin: This won’t end well. NC: The original tagline for the film. Dave: [Still snoring] NC as Dave: It’s okay. This happens a lot. I’m actually a terrible parent. Call DCFS! Dave: AAAAHHHH!! NC: David Cross gets forcibly roped in– again, a fitting metaphor– as they fall into the water, far away from where the Chipmunks fell into the water. Theodore: Just one bite. Simon: No! Theodore: A nibble? Simon: No nibbles! Theodore: Maybe I can just lick the glaze. NC: Your ass is on it. Show some dignity! Meanwhile, Jason Lee and David Cross are… clearly not in the same water they were a second ago… as they discover an island that the Chipmunks discover as well. The Chipmunks build a fire, and– Alvin: ♫ Kumbaya, my Lord… Kumbaya! ♫ NC: Yeah, we’re a minute short of theatrical runtime. Go ahead. [The rest of the Chipmunks and the Chipettes join in on singing “Kumbaya”] NC: It’s funny, because we hate everything now. [“Kumbaya” concludes] [“The Review Must Go On”] So Lee and Cross make it to the island, and, as you imagine, they don’t get along. Cross repeats what he told the producers of this film every day. Ian: I’m not one of your chipmunks that you can just boss around and stuff into a cage whenever you feel like it. NC: Meanwhile, the Chipmunks make sure their auto-tuning still works. [Chipmunks and Chipettes’ cover of “Survivor” by Destiny’s Child] Weird theory: What if they’re the deformed time-travelling rabbits from Lost, and they’re just trying to make their way back home? It’s a weak theory, I know, but I’d much rather work on that than work on watching this! Brittany: It’s bark. Alvin: Yeah! For breakfast! Theodore: [Sigh] It’s been forever since our last all-you-can-eat buffet. Simon: Crazy suggestion, guys! NC as Simon: We eat Theodore. You know he’ll eat us if we don’t eat him first! NC: They find a little bit of food in the jungle, and everybody chases after it. [Chipmunks’ cover of “Real Wild Child” by Iggy Pop] Eleanor: My precious! My precious! NC: Oh, look, Gollum says that! It’s funny because Gollum says that! He says that! But they come across an unexpected individual: A woman named Zoe, played by Jenny Slate. Theodore: Don’t eat us, Mr. Jungle Monster! Zoe: I’m not a monster, I’m Zoe, and I’m– I’m clearly a girl. NC as Zoe: I was on my way to be funny on Bob’s Burgers, but I guess I can stop and be unfunny here. Alvin: Alvin and the Chipmunks? Zoe: Who and what, now? Brittany: I’m sure you’ve heard of the Chipettes. Zoe: WHO?? Brittany: ♫ Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah… ♫ [The rest of the Chipmunks and Chipettes join in on singing “Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga] NC as Zoe: Whatever. You’re a food source. Kindly get on the fire. NC: So it looks like she’s trapped on the island, too. For how long, you might ask? A week? Week and a half? Maybe she also fell from the cruise ship– Zoe: Eight or nine… um, years. Simon: Nine years?! NC: You know, what was I expecting?? Logic? Joy? Charm out of a Chipmunk movie? Of COURSE she’s been there for nine years!! Why else would her skin barely be dirty, her hair permed, her clothes spotless, and she’s crazy enough to talk to sports balls like Cast Away, yet smart enough to make a house even George of the Jungle would call bullshit on?! Did I expect more? No. Did I get less? Somehow! Simon is bit by a spider and starts to go through a strange transformation in his sleep. Simon: [Muttering in his sleep] NC: Knowing this movie, he’ll probably wake up like this: Aunt May: Are you alright? Simon Parker: I’m fine. NC: Actually, believe it or not, the real change he goes through is… even stranger. He wakes up as a Rambo-type adventurer who is also a smooth romantic and has a French accent. “Simone”: Bonjour, my friend. Would you care to join me on my adventure? The adventure….. called “LIFE”!! NC: ……I don’t get it. What the hell is this referencing, hinting at, or….. anything? He’s like this through a good chunk of the movie, like we’re supposed to understand what this is satirizing. And, I’ll just be honest, I have no idea what’s supposed to be funny about it. I-It’s like someone went to a random word generator and was like: “I’m literally gonna let you write Simon’s character. Just give me three random words.” [Tap] “Rambo”. “French”. “Horny”. “Okay, those last two are the same thing, but it’s Chipwrecked. What do I care?” As you’d imagine, the girls, particularly Jeanette, find Simon’s new personality irresistible. Jeanette: What are you doing? “Simone”: What I’ve wanted to do since the moment I laid my eyes all over on you. NC as “Simone”: Deflower you. Unseen audience: [Boos] No good? I got it from this Weinstein guy’s pick-up book. [Booing continues] NC: After dancing the hormones away, they come across a beautiful waterfall. Theodore: Whoa! Double rainbow! What does it mean?! NC: It means that joke will really be dated as soon as it’s used in a Chipmunk movie. Simon dives into the water and discovers a room full of gold. But he’s down there for so long that everyone starts to worry about him. Jeanette: Where are you?! [Triumphant orchestral music] NC: Ah, tension averted. Continue with your tedium. “Simone”: Maybe this will be a way to make it up. Zoe: Were there any other jewels, or gems, or– “Simone”: I had already been gone from my Jeanette… far too long. Theodore: Awwwwww! What? NC: No. What? I think he was asking what the joke for that scene was. Did anybody catch it? “Simone”: Maybe this will– NC: No, don’t rewind it. I’m fine leaving it a mystery. Meanwhile, Jason Lee and David Cross continue to wander through the jungle, and… Wait. Let me guess: He’s trying to prove how much he loves his kids, and his kids are trying to learn responsibility. Dave: I really messed– NC: You don’t need to show me a clip! That’s always it!! It’s the only thing guaranteed in these movies, outside of out-of-nowhere shitty subplots!– Zoe They found it! The rest of the treasure… is mine! All mine!! [Maniacally evil laughter] NC: So Zoe’s a villain now, hmm? I’ve had… bigger twists with my lemon in my Rum and Coke… with no lemon, but hell, let’s just go with it. When Zoe finds she can’t reach the gold room herself, she decides to kidnap one of the Chipmunks to help her. Jeanette: Oh, no! [Tense orchestral music] [Panting] OOOOOOOHHHHH!! [Shrill dramatic sting] NC: Okay, even for this movie, that was really weird! I didn’t think there was a way to make an evil basketball version of My Neighbor Totoro. Surprisingly, it hadn’t crossed my mind that much, but you accomplished it, movie! Here’s your trophy! The Chipmunks find Lee and Cross and build a raft together to get off the island, but… Oh, NO!! Not only do they realize Jeanette is missing, but a volcano is about to blow! And the Professor made a lie detector out of coconuts! I think this is one of those situations where, even if you fix it, it doesn’t fix it. On top of that, Simon is hit on the head with a golf ball, snapping him out of his delusion. The… movie seems to have forgotten it was a SPIDER BITE that caused him to act strange, and not a bump on the head, but… The credits are so close. Let’s not slow things down. Alvin: I’m coming with you. Dave: Absolutely not. It’s too dangerous. Alvin: Remember I said someday I may need to disobey you? Sorry, Dave. But I gotta disobey you. NC: Ummm, you disobey him all the time. Absolutely nothing is being learned from this. Honestly, OBEYING him would be the strange thing! $342,000,000-grossing movie! [That’s the worldwide total. In the US, it grossed $133 million, which is still depressingly high] Zoe forces Jeanette to get the gold, as Jeanette reminds us that, even as jukebox musicals go, this one’s still especially bad. Jeanette: [“SOS” by Rihanna] ♫ S.O.S., please. Someone help me… ♫ NC: Oh, isn’t there anyone to hear my other person’s singing sped up to sound like my voice? The others come across Zoe, though, as they try to rescue Jeanette. [Dramatic orchestral music] Dave: AAAAAAAALLLLLLLVVVIIIIIIIIINNN!!!!! NC as Dave: Take this knife that magically changes size in midair! [Chop] [Rope whizzing by] Dave: [Yelling in peril] No! Ian: It’s tempting to blame Dave. I know. NC as Ian: You know, why don’t the three of us sit down for a minute, and REALLY think about what our agents did to us. Like… really mull it over. NC: [Sigh] At the very least, we have David Cross’ cynicism to get us through all this sappiness… Ian: I’ve been there. I wish I could get back all those years I spent plotting my revenge. NC: No. No– DON’T YOU RUIN CROSS, MOVIE!! Ian: Hate, anger, regret. They’re what consumed me. And they’re consuming you. NC: DON’T YOU RUIN HIM, MOVIE! DON’T YOU RU– He was the ONLY FUNNY THING IN ANY OF THESE!!! Ian: I-It’s not too late to do the right thing. NC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DAVID CROOOOOSS!!! Obi-Wan Kenobi: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!! You were my brother! I loved you! Ian: Or not. Again….. I’m good either way, so….. I don’t wanna sway you. NC: Okay, that was funny! That was fu– I’m willing to put up with that! You are a Cross I’m willing to bear! They escape the last-minute color correction and… that scathing smoke, somehow, as they all sit down to think about what they’ve been through. Zoe: Jeanette… I– I don’t know what to say. I’m really sorry. Jeanette: Well, apology accepted. NC: Okay, people are WAY too forgiving of attempted murder in these films. Can’t there be like a… [Slap] …something? Alvin: Umm, Dave? Dave: Yes, Alvin? Alvin: I just wanted to say… NC as Alvin: Life lesson you were trying to teach me learned. NC as Dave: Parallel life lesson you were trying to teach me learned. NC as either Brittany or Eleanor: Look! Cop-out plot device wrapping up things too well! [Yelling] Ian: It’s me, Ian Hawke! Jett Records! NC as pilot: [Inhale] Pass. Keep flyin’! NC: They, of course, make it in time for the Music Awards… We never actually figure out if they win anything. I’m just assuming no, just get Cross as your agent… and the credits mercifully roll. So that was Chipwrecked. It was tough to get through, and when you really think ab– Wait-wait-wait, we’re still going?! We’re still going?!?! Stewardess played by Phyllis Smith: I’m sorry, sir. We’re gonna have to gate-check those. Dave: Are you gonna charge me 25 bucks a bag? NC: Bullshit, man! WE HAD A DEAL! You roll the credits, we get to go!! What the hell is left to show, the Chipmunks eating shawarma?! Stewardess: Sir, please return to your seat. We’re about to take off. Dave: But he– Stewardess: Sit! NC as Stewardess Phyllis Smith: As an actress from an actual good CGI film, I hold superiority. Dave: No-no-NO! [CRASH!] NC as Dave: That almost killed my stuntman! Dave: AAAAAAAAALLLLLVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN!!!!! NC as Alvin: [Screaming while freefalling from the plane] NC: And THAT, finally, is Chipwrecked. And I have to give them credit: It lived up to what it promised. It felt like I was watching people thrown off a ship and slowly die. It’s such a rushed cash-in that’s not even disguising how much of a rushed cash-in it is. It has nothing for adults, what it has for kids, you could get off of a children’s screensaver, it’s totally devoid of charm! That is, again, for David Cross. Yeah, I have to give credit: I always enjoy seeing him in these films. Despite him clearly being above this material, he is the only one who can get a smile out of me with some of these awful lines. Aside from that, though, it’s best to leave this piece of driftwood washed up on shore. And it just goes to show: you can’t really turn out anything of value when your base is nothing but a bad pun. Devil Boner: Thank you, thank you. I can see Hyper Boner lasting a long time, too. Hyper Fangirl: I’m really having second thoughts about this “Hyper Boner” thing. Devil Boner: Big time, yeah. Hyper Fangirl: I love your name, but I just don’t think that it works for me. Devil: Boner: Yeah… Wait a minute… What if yours wasn’t the last name that changed? Hyper Fangirl: What are you saying, Honeybottoms? Devil Boner: I’m saying… that from this day on… I SHALL BE KNOWN AS… Devil Fangirl. Hyper Fangirl: Don’t do that. Devil Boner: Oh, thank God. You know, I really didn’t want to. Uh, I was just gonna do it to make you happy. Hyper Fangirl: Let’s just keep our last names. Devil Boner: Whatever keeps you just the way you are is fine by me. Hyper Fangirl: Come on! Let’s consummate our marriage the way that most newlyweds do! Devil Boner: You mean by passing out because this sucked the life out of us?! Hyper Fangirl: Yuh-uh!
Devil Boner: YOU GOT IT!! [Thud!] Hyper Fangirl: Is your ring on the wrong finger? Devil Boner: I’m too tired to notice. [“The Review Must Go On”] Ian: Hate, anger, regret. Those aren’t just members of a girl group I once signed.

100 Comments

  • Reply Channel Awesome February 28, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    CAN WE SMASH 10 BILLION LIKES ON THIS VIDEO RIGHT NOW!?!? This is what YouTubers say now, right?
    What do you think of the new intro?
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  • Reply Jason Myers August 8, 2019 at 10:01 am

    I can’t see Alvin without thinking off Poiised

  • Reply Robbie's Revelations August 8, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    11:52 to 12:00 mins
    Already we found a much more interesting plot. Avoid being eaten

  • Reply The Executioner August 9, 2019 at 12:38 am

    Jesus Christ this movie is hard to look at. Thank God Hyperboner softened me up for this.

    Wait, that came out wrong

  • Reply Mateus Souza August 9, 2019 at 4:10 am

    Is that Stannis Baratheon?

  • Reply Valenzuelas Studios August 9, 2019 at 4:59 am

    2007: Alvin and the Cancer-munks
    2009: Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Suck-quel
    2011: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Sh*twrecked
    2015: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The roadkill

  • Reply XxCactoos_ManxX August 9, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    The Chipmunks actally look really good for the quality of the movie itself…

  • Reply kivrin travel and more August 9, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    Suckureal

  • Reply Michael Hall August 10, 2019 at 2:59 am

    Please do road chip

  • Reply Landon Marlin August 10, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Will you do road chipped?

  • Reply Ed SkyNight August 11, 2019 at 3:09 am

    6:40 So apparently Doug hates Party Rock Anthem.

  • Reply Joshua Lee August 11, 2019 at 3:50 am

    19:35 Dave through Alvin off the plane ✈️ 😂😂😂

  • Reply Miyuru Eranda August 11, 2019 at 9:40 am

    That comicon crowd. Nerdometer blew sky high.

  • Reply Kid Arachnid August 11, 2019 at 11:55 am

    Watched these movies way too many times when I was younger, and damn do I feel bad for my parents…

  • Reply BlitzTheArk HD August 11, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    ALVIIIIIIIN intensifies

  • Reply Anything. Lucy August 12, 2019 at 1:53 am

    9:11 the one in the jean jacket’s face is a mood. And the only thing in this movie that made me laugh

  • Reply Werevampiwolf August 12, 2019 at 3:03 am

    The one and only thing I enjoyed in this movie was the Totoro/Wilson love child

  • Reply Super Big man August 12, 2019 at 4:26 am

    I remember I had to watch this movie with my 6 year old cousin when it came out, when the volcano erupted almost every single 4-8 year old watching in the cinema started crying and balling their eyes out, it was fucking horrible.

  • Reply Snake and Cobra Paul August 12, 2019 at 5:42 am

    This movie sucks so much that it makes me mad

  • Reply SnarkySnakeDemon August 12, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    1:52 Parks and Rec.?

  • Reply Christian Chaney August 12, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    I like this one this one was the best one for the wild shape they actually had great character development

  • Reply revolver ocelot1991 August 12, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    Why can't a fox or wolf or any predator come and eat all 6 of this little cg fluff balls.

  • Reply Neutral Tilt August 14, 2019 at 2:42 am

    do the road chip

  • Reply Polish Jerry August 14, 2019 at 5:17 am

    Doug likes like Ian. Just cooler.

  • Reply Jason Todd August 14, 2019 at 10:07 am

    “ to be fair it is hard to tell the difference between the chipmunks and Justin Beaber. Beaber is a little shorter “

    Me: covers my mouth hmmmmnnn nope nope to easy sorry guys Beaber got burnt by Doug real good , but when theses chipmunks sang better I’m gonna let him accept one joke and move on with his life. Oh and to any fan girls who want to rant 🖕

  • Reply Fierce 90 August 16, 2019 at 2:57 am

    If these movies had better writing and some changes, I think these could have been really good. ALSO, Don’t make the humor so juvenile.

  • Reply Caleb McCaslin August 16, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    Video starts at 4:00

  • Reply SnApple SpeedDraws August 18, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    Alvin and the Chipmunks 3 : & Knuckles

  • Reply Vince Winkle August 19, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    7:40 I'M DYING 😆😂

  • Reply Pixar fan 124 August 19, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    Why is there almost like an ad break part with the nostalgia critic theme thing

  • Reply Brandon Spain August 20, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Alvin & the Chipminks
    Alvin & the Chipmunks 2: The Squequel
    Alvin & the Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked
    Alvin & the Chipmunks 4: Road Chip
    Alvin & the Chipmunks 5: BULL CHIP!!!

  • Reply Kirb The Legend August 23, 2019 at 3:03 am

    Can you review alvin and the chipmunks the road chip?

  • Reply Big Smoke August 24, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    This guys teeth is making the cartoon sun jealous.

  • Reply aesthetic girl August 25, 2019 at 4:12 am

    So are we like not gonna talk about how Tamara and Doug kissed? Like this is some big shit right now-

  • Reply DJ Cooley August 26, 2019 at 3:40 am

    chipwrecked is a wreck

  • Reply Joseph Collins August 27, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    It wasn’t that bad, man.

  • Reply Dr. Kira August 28, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    I can't believe that these movies have plunged the Chipmunks franchise into obscurity. If I'd mention Alvin and the Chipmunks 10 years from now to some kids, they'll be like, "Who???" And, I won't even blame them.

  • Reply concavenator corcovatus August 29, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    To make this movie more bearable imagine they are on Isla numblar during the events of Jurassic world fallen kingdom.

  • Reply Noah Blair August 29, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    WHERE IS THE ROAD CHIP?!

  • Reply Red Hood August 29, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    18:24 she wouldn't have forgiven her she woulda tore Zoeys throat out.

  • Reply ShadowBeast06 August 29, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    Anyone else think he is sarcastic? He sound sooooo sarcastic! And if he is sarcastic, I agree with everything hes saying

  • Reply Mr. Gabrigol August 29, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    I’m still waiting for the Road Chip

  • Reply KattyAlli Alchemy CZ August 31, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    "I feel like I'm watching a dance-off between Happy Meal toys and the Powerpuff Whores"
    Best line in the rewiev XD

  • Reply It'sMeEmrys September 2, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    Can someone answer why the chipetttes seem to fill both the roles of sisters and the role of love interests and nobody says anything?

  • Reply 10GaugeManiac September 4, 2019 at 2:11 am

    15:27 I see she graduated from the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things. Ding

  • Reply Isla Wright September 4, 2019 at 6:28 am

    I love how these movies are so boring they have add in little funny short clips to entertain us XD

  • Reply TheCool Reader September 5, 2019 at 12:39 am

    11:18

    That is all.

  • Reply TURDY_ WATER September 5, 2019 at 2:48 am

    The green girl chipmunk is the only one I can't remember the name of

  • Reply Matt Wolf September 5, 2019 at 6:22 am

    Why does the basketball have Totoro's face on it?

  • Reply ThrashCat 666 September 5, 2019 at 7:27 am

    Anyone else loving the intro with all wedding and people from the con.

  • Reply John Fergadis September 5, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Creper awwww man

  • Reply Michael Higgins September 5, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    cant wait to see a movie about the powerpuff whores! 😂🤣

  • Reply Uptxred September 5, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    Cookie monster’s meth meltdown

  • Reply jacob drolet September 6, 2019 at 2:36 am

    Amazing it’s looks like the chipettes and Simon, Theodore wants to kill Alvin for saying funishment with words puns etc

  • Reply Cinehotties Productions September 7, 2019 at 12:18 am

    So…the woman who was shipwrecked actually became a scientist to help eddie brocks and carnage in the new venom movie

  • Reply Cinehotties Productions September 7, 2019 at 12:21 am

    15:09 This is the exact quote he said about the actress in venom

  • Reply Ethan Marley September 7, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    I just love how they just recently stole Spider-Man: Far From Home's end credits song. :p

  • Reply Ethan Marley September 7, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    Spiderman/Marvel shoud have sued Fox for stealing an end credits song!

  • Reply Awesome Vids September 7, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    I thought Simon becoming Simone was like he was always the responsible one out of the boys while Alvin was the careless one. When Simone became the fun one Alvin learned about responsibility and I saw that Alvin, while he hated it, he knew he was the only one who actually cared.

  • Reply Takia Lanza September 8, 2019 at 2:53 am

    The wedding was so beautiful 😥
    Brings a tear to my eyes.

    1 like for this comment and "HyperBoner"

  • Reply Ethan Marley September 8, 2019 at 3:53 am

    How did the director of The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part when from this?!?!

  • Reply Logan Ziring September 8, 2019 at 10:48 am

    Has anyone seen my kingdom key oh there it is

  • Reply Takumi Sunadi September 8, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Power couple ftw

  • Reply Bladedge Vamphog September 8, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    Oh no It's PHYLLIS!

  • Reply Hayden September 9, 2019 at 1:59 am

    1:58 why was Grunkle Stan at the wedding

  • Reply Nine_Tails137 September 9, 2019 at 2:07 am

    Simon: Crazy suggestion guys:

    Critic: We eat Theodore! You know he'll eat us if we don't eat him first!

    LMAO!

  • Reply Tami Lambert September 9, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    God damn it, Nappa.

  • Reply #Priv #Fav #HS 'THS' SK's September 9, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Dude Seizure are not funny
    plus dont make a joke about Seizures

  • Reply Ase Mui September 9, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    the third one is the one that I was the litlest ashemd to watch u may shoot now but just use AKA-47

  • Reply Ase Mui September 9, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    This sh*t made more than the DBS Broly movie wtf

  • Reply Will Lamb September 9, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    3:30 what am I watching again?

  • Reply PLASTIC NUT September 10, 2019 at 12:40 am

    Well let’s be honest the girl on the island is crazy because she’s been on the island for 9 years I would have been the same.

  • Reply J Green The Media Guy September 10, 2019 at 3:29 am

    Rugrats Go Wild was also a third movie in a movie series based on a cartoon that was also about the main characters getting stranded on an island.

  • Reply barry ballroom September 10, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    Hello

  • Reply Nine_Tails137 September 10, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    Janette: What are you doing?

    Simon: What I've wanted to do since the moment I laid my eyes all over on you.

    Critic: Deflower you. Boooo! What no good? I got it from this Win-stein guy's pick-up book.

    LMFAO!

  • Reply Vanessa Aiselbrown September 11, 2019 at 2:55 am

    9:10 what the parents seeing this movie looked like.

  • Reply Dalekzgamer dalekzbro September 11, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    Wait you knew fnaf

  • Reply Johan Stenfelt September 13, 2019 at 1:02 am

    This is my favorite out of these movies🙂.

  • Reply Andy Blanton September 14, 2019 at 2:25 am

    F********************************ck

  • Reply Super nasty pug September 14, 2019 at 3:59 am

    this is how many times I have beaten the chipets in a dance off.
    👇

  • Reply Super nasty pug September 14, 2019 at 4:12 am

    want to see something cool!
    15:30

  • Reply He’s ignominious September 16, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    Thats crazy that he made a joke about Harvey Weinstein. After what happened with him that is so crazy

  • Reply Mr. Springio September 20, 2019 at 1:45 am

    The high pitched Nostalgia Critic sounds suspiciously like Simon🤔🤔🤔

  • Reply Mythical Actor September 21, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    Doug, was your suit from THE BLK TUX.

  • Reply Christopher Hanes September 25, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    All 3 of my chlidren make me watch this all of the time and it is some real shit

  • Reply Wendy Russo September 26, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    i would have loved it if the tall one woke up and his voice was super low

  • Reply Toxic Ten Studio's September 27, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    They…They…They ruined David Cross…

  • Reply BatmanFan 76 Channel 2 September 28, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    16:16 The Credits Are So Close, Let’s Not Slow Things Down.

  • Reply Dragon’s attack September 30, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    So when this came out my friend and I would sing kumbya all the time at school
    I later found out it meant y am I here
    So it makes sence

  • Reply Benjamin Goldstein October 3, 2019 at 1:09 am

    19:11 I can’t stop laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply That's My Opinion October 3, 2019 at 3:01 am

    9:11

    Basically most reactions to these movies

  • Reply JaveyCyberGames October 3, 2019 at 6:58 am

    My 5th grade book fair was selling a book spoiling the whole movie before this was even out

  • Reply Nicolo Awesome October 4, 2019 at 12:20 am

    On the end credits scene I saw someone jumping off the plane I think it was Dave

  • Reply Nahom Girma October 5, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    4:42 just like how Big Rigs is barely a game.

  • Reply Susan A Vadakkedath October 7, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    20:44, why not hyperdevil.

  • Reply GraysonUniverse 77 October 10, 2019 at 3:06 am

    who else is surprised that he mentioned Five nights at Freddys?

  • Reply Lucas Lopes October 14, 2019 at 4:54 am

    I wish Chipmunks series were eternal so we could always watch Critic hating on it lol

  • Reply FullKibbles 7527 October 14, 2019 at 5:36 am

    This is the only A&TCM film I somewhat enjoy. I have no idea why though.

  • Reply Dalbert Tran October 16, 2019 at 3:59 am

    Chipmunks more like cringemunks

  • Reply Sanic Meme October 31, 2019 at 12:40 am

    DROP THE MIC SON!

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